Author Topic: Arranged board marriages (Read 3196 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** February 23, 2011, 11:11:45 AM »

demi is marrying Raban
PD is marrying Father Mike
Beardo is marrying Jay Dubya
Mandark is marrying Van Cruncheon
Great Rumbler is marrying Himuro

Any other suggestions?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #1 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:16:28 AM »

stop making threads

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #2 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:16:40 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:17:41 AM »

Cormacaroni and Mupepe

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:23:38 AM »

Can I be forcibly married to Jarosh?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:23:58 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 11:17:41 AM

Cormacaroni and Mupepe

HE TAKES THE HINT

FINALLY

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:24:32 AM »

Bebpo and Mr. Gundam

We're registered at the Osaka Gundams store.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:36:15 AM »

Awesome. My wife will be a virgin on our wedding day.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:48:42 AM »

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:02:43 PM »

I would like someone with big boobs.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #10 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:08:19 PM »

green man and fistful

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:11:53 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on February 23, 2011, 12:08:19 PM

green man and fistful

Diunx · « **Reply #12 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:13:29 PM »

TVC and Greatness Gone.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:19:53 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 23, 2011, 11:23:58 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 11:17:41 AM
Cormacaroni and Mupepe
HE TAKES THE HINT

FINALLY

I just had to lead you on a bit

Am Nintenho and Manabyte

Raban · « **Reply #14 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:41:33 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 12:19:53 PM

Methodis and Manabyte

Fixed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:46:53 PM »

I was thinking more like Methodis and Triple A

Raban · « **Reply #16 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:48:48 PM »

homg that's perfect, almost forgot about TripleA.

Also I'd say FatalT is better for fistful, he may be older than Green Man but he definitely looks younger.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:52:42 PM »

Plus, Fistful needs someone to teach him good taste.

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** February 23, 2011, 01:07:54 PM »

Jeez, grow up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** February 23, 2011, 01:28:08 PM »

PD marries eletrikluv

Raban · « **Reply #20 on:** February 23, 2011, 01:32:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2011, 01:28:08 PM

PD marries eletrikluv

Even in a contest between which poster is desperate enough to want this, you still lose, so no.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** February 23, 2011, 01:34:47 PM »

Sorry, I am marrying muckhole. Raban can watch I guess.

Raban · « **Reply #22 on:** February 23, 2011, 01:43:44 PM »

yeah I wasn't gonna say anything...I'd be down to be demi & muckhole's lifestyle sub, but that's three dudes. Too homo for me.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** February 23, 2011, 01:48:45 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 23, 2011, 01:17:27 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 12:52:42 PM
Plus, Fistful needs someone to teach him good taste.

The fuck you tryin' to say here?

not anything on your taste! just saying that fistful's lack of taste might be beyond your powers!

Quote from: Raban on February 23, 2011, 01:32:53 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2011, 01:28:08 PM
PD marries eletrikluv

Even in a contest between which poster is desperate enough to want this, you still lose, so no.

desperate? she's hot!

Raban · « **Reply #24 on:** February 23, 2011, 01:52:38 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 01:48:45 PM

desperate? she's hot!

Sorry I worded that wrong. I meant to say "In a contest between which poster wants that desperately enough". There.

Quote from: Spencer on February 23, 2011, 01:50:27 PM

After following her on twitter for awhile I'd much rather hit her than hit it.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25 on:** February 23, 2011, 02:09:58 PM »

I call Dr. Feelbad. I just hope the dowry is enough.

Mandark · « **Reply #26 on:** February 23, 2011, 02:17:17 PM »

KA-CHING~!

Reb · « **Reply #27 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:33:10 PM »

Where's her twitter?

Oblivion · « **Reply #28 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:35:16 PM »

Nobody likes me here so I can't get married.

Vizzys · « **Reply #29 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:38:29 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 23, 2011, 03:25:27 PM

Whatever happened to Junpei? He seems like an alright bro to be shacked up with.

stopped posting

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on February 23, 2011, 04:35:16 PM

Nobody likes me here so I can't get married.

I like you

tehjaybo · « **Reply #31 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:51:42 PM »

Methodis and a shotgun.

Also, I couldn't give it away if I wanted to, though I have a dowry of a level 85 paladin.

Raban · « **Reply #32 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:53:20 PM »

I'll be your wife, Jaybo. Always wanted to get married to a southern belle

tehjaybo · « **Reply #33 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:54:01 PM »

Hope you like gunplay in the bedroom.

Oblivion · « **Reply #34 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:55:10 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 04:43:30 PM

Quote from: Oblivion on February 23, 2011, 04:35:16 PM
Nobody likes me here so I can't get married.
I like you

Raban · « **Reply #35 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:55:27 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 23, 2011, 04:54:01 PM

Hope you like gunplay in the bedroom.

That's the only place I like it, baby

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #36 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:24:12 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 23, 2011, 01:50:27 PM

After following her on twitter for awhile I'd much rather hit her than hit it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #37 on:** February 23, 2011, 05:34:22 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on February 23, 2011, 02:09:58 PM

I call Dr. Feelbad. I just hope the dowry is enough.

a six pack of olympia or that walgreen's beer will suffice

Positive Touch · « **Reply #38 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:29:24 PM »

not enough

on the internet for olympia beer

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #39 on:** February 23, 2011, 08:11:10 PM »

it's the water

good luck

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #40 on:** February 23, 2011, 08:32:33 PM »

We could probably make the national news if all of Evilbore got gay married together in a mass ceremony at Olive Garden. Come on guys, this is our one shot at fame!

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** February 23, 2011, 11:00:27 PM »

blackmage

lennedsay · « **Reply #42 on:** February 24, 2011, 12:12:17 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 11:00:27 PM

blackmage

Ding ding ding!

Who wants to play daddy now that my cabana boy left me? :'(

Powerslave · « **Reply #43 on:** February 24, 2011, 03:42:19 AM »

I'll probably be

Groogrux · « **Reply #44 on:** February 24, 2011, 04:18:08 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 23, 2011, 12:03:58 PM

Quote from: Diunx on February 23, 2011, 12:02:43 PM
I would like someone with big boobs.

Well too bad. Wilco isn't here anymore.

Fuck. Why did I stick around again?

Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:36:31 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on February 24, 2011, 12:12:17 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 23, 2011, 11:00:27 PM
blackmage

Ding ding ding!

Who wants to play daddy now that my cabana boy left me? :'(

you know that's me, mama.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #46 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:37:32 AM »

I'll indian leg wrestle you for her.

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:40:19 AM »

Jeez, she's not an object. Let the lady make the choice.

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Hot dog eating contest for her is more appropriate.

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lennedsay · « **Reply #48 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:47:49 AM »

It's cool guys. I can convert to LDS if you can.

Plural marriage

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #49 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:58:34 AM »

In that case, we'll just have a mass ceremony where everyone on EB gets married to lennedsay all at once.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #50 on:** February 24, 2011, 11:00:55 AM »

Sounds good to me. There is enough love to go around.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #51 on:** February 24, 2011, 11:23:13 AM »

Dibs on Eric P.

demi · « **Reply #52 on:** February 24, 2011, 11:41:32 AM »

Eric P is a good choice, but comes across as a prude. Get used to "not tonight"

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** February 24, 2011, 11:42:28 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on February 24, 2011, 10:47:49 AM

It's cool guys. I can convert to LDS if you can.

Plural marriage

If that's the case, then sure. I'll marry you and my wife. That sounds awesome. Gay marriage isn't allowed, Zero Hero. So maybe next time.

Raban · « **Reply #54 on:** February 24, 2011, 12:42:26 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 24, 2011, 11:41:32 AM

Eric P is a good choice, but comes across as a prude. Get used to "not tonight"

drew · « **Reply #55 on:** February 24, 2011, 12:50:34 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on February 23, 2011, 04:54:01 PM

Hope you like gunplay in the bedroom.

dibs on this dude

Powerslave · « **Reply #56 on:** February 24, 2011, 01:41:19 PM »

Sandwiches are low-tier food. I don't know why these people are stressing about their bitches making them sammiches.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** February 24, 2011, 01:59:07 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 24, 2011, 11:41:32 AM

Eric P is a good choice, but comes across as a prude. Get used to "not tonight"

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #58 on:** February 24, 2011, 08:26:47 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 24, 2011, 10:40:19 AM

Jeez, she's not an object. Let the lady make the choice.

Hot dog eating contest for her is more appropriate.

How's a hot dog contest fair? The BBCs are obviously gonna win.

Mupepe · « **Reply #59 on:** February 25, 2011, 10:03:47 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 24, 2011, 08:26:47 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 24, 2011, 10:40:19 AM
Jeez, she's not an object. Let the lady make the choice.

Hot dog eating contest for her is more appropriate.

How's a hot dog contest fair? The BBCs are obviously gonna win.

I was thinking more of a taco eating contest. I think Lennedsay would be more interested in the man that eat can more tacos than a man that can down more wieners.

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