I just got an e-mail alert from CNN Breaking news...

[The Black Stallion]

I thought it was going to be about Morphix's recent fall from grace... but it was some shit about Gerald R. Ford.

I think that Larry King should have Morphix on tonight so he can explain himself. Things are not looking to hot for him right now... especially that girl he's with. Yikes.

[Vizzys]

Persistent.

[Himu]

Is this news that you're a flaming bamboozled metrosexual who spends 1000 dollars on clothes a month?

[cloudwalking]

If this turns into a TBS hate thread, I'm all for keeping it open.

I don't have time to be locking threads all night, anyway

[MrAngryFace]

Im gonna ban ya TBS, see ya in 3 days, or never again. Your choice.

[Cheebs]

Ford pardoned Nixon. lol no jail for Nixon.

[brawndolicious]

Ford pardoned Nixon. lol no jail for Nixon.

Yeah but that could have caused a shit storm for a few years.  Weird wife though.

This proves that TBS has done women so hideous that he instantly feels the need to make this thread.

[Van Cruncheon]

morphix' GF ain't chubby OR cheeseburger enough for the King of Chubby Chasers.

[Cheebs]

Ford pardoned Nixon. lol no jail for Nixon.

Yeah but that could have caused a shit storm for a few years.  Weird wife though.

A few years? Anyone know how long Nixon's jail time would have been if he didn't get pardoned and went through a trial and all that?

[brawndolicious]

A few years? Anyone know how long Nixon's jail time would have been if he didn't get pardoned and went through a trial and all that?

I meant he would be in jail for a long time, people would stop caring after a few years.  Although punishing Nixon would be a good idea, he'd get assraped for years.