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Van Cruncheon

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #120 on: April 21, 2011, 12:35:34 AM »
i heard people at volition got laid off because even they think this game series is shit

I heard that this series is fucking awesome.

[youtube=560,345]Mv1v6cLvimE[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]Oa2jLp-sqzI[/youtube]

I guess I was right.

STILL crack me up somethin' fierce.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #121 on: April 21, 2011, 09:43:58 AM »
Actually, from the linked article above, THIS is SR in a nutshell, but slightly  :nsfw

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5743/rsz5591sr3dbat.jpg

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #122 on: April 21, 2011, 09:33:45 PM »
http://kotaku.com/#!5794583

A rainbow-shitting unicorn will be a weapon in an upcoming Volition game.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #123 on: April 21, 2011, 10:51:37 PM »
holy fuck i still haven't got sr2

been busy with dw7

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This is Saints Row, in a nutshell.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #124 on: April 22, 2011, 07:17:01 PM »
http://kotaku.com/#!5794583

A rainbow-shitting unicorn will be a weapon in an upcoming Volition game.

It's gotta be Saint's Row.
In fairness, Red Faction Guerrilllla had the Ostrich Hammer. Which was a hammer which was also an ostrich.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #125 on: April 25, 2011, 10:11:53 PM »
Woo. Due to psn being down that means no DW7 for me, so I went and got Saints Row 2.

It improves on everything I loved about the original and then some.

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It has old GTA like charm, tons of shit to do, full of personality, and just overall a fun blast to play.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #126 on: April 26, 2011, 12:44:50 AM »
didnt we tell you  ;)

shame youre not playing on the Xbeast 360 then we could co-op
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #127 on: April 26, 2011, 12:55:41 AM »
Well, I'm getting a new 360 this summer so I will rebuy it for 360. Then we can play co-op.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #128 on: April 26, 2011, 01:24:43 AM »
omg the japanese dude just opened up a beer bottle with a katana :lol

I don't get how you can dislike Saints Row characters. They're hilarious!
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #129 on: April 26, 2011, 03:19:52 AM »
We all like the characters just fine. Johnny Gat is superb in both, and the writing for other characters improves in SR2 when it firmly decides to stop taking itself seriously. The Samuel L. Jones-like gang leader in the first game desperately wanted to be in a John Singleton movie, when what was called for is The Three Stooges Go to Compton.

Saints Row 2 understands that better than its predecessor.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #130 on: April 26, 2011, 11:36:04 AM »
Yeah, the serious dude with serious voice felt so out of place in SR1.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #131 on: April 26, 2011, 12:35:57 PM »
Things I want GTA5 to take from Saints Row 1/2:

- Cruise control
- The garage. You can you save any vehicle in your garage for later use and add to your growing collection. Garages are universal, so no matter what hideout, so long as your car is saved you can use it. If your car is destroyed you can pay a fee to get it back.
- Car surfing.
- Planes, whacky vehicles like mini-bikes.
- Free aim. None of this lock on or hold in the button to shoot garbage.
- Gang stars, rival gangs get stars as well as police. Piss off a gang too much and you'll go on all out gang war mode.
- Hostages. Get in a car with someone in the passenger seat? Take them for hostage and start a side mission! How long can you outrun the police?
- Co-op.
- Cancel mission mid-mission.
- Various activities: mayhem (wreck havok and destroy property for points), gang wars, prostitution, drug wars;etc all with varying difficulties and multiple levels.
- Customization: customize your hideout, your gang, your cars.
- Customize yourself: your personality, your movements, your walk, everything about yourself.
- The ability to buy vehicles.
- Respect meter, can't do certain missions without gaining notoriety first.
- Unlockable abilities: increase sprint, increase healthy, increase defense, increase jump.
- No health kits. Regenerative health, but make sure you could be able to die pretty easily.
- Fail a mission? Display a result screen that shows how much you suck and opt to return to checkpoint, beginning of mission, or cancel the mission. ONLY allow BUSTED and WASTED when not on a mission.
- Cell phone with actual use. Still have the ability to call friends but make it for useful calls only. Like, sending me a ride when I'm in the middle of nowhere.

Thinking about it, it seems I just want Saints Row these days. :(  Because that is like, literally everything in Saints Row 1/2.

If only we could have a Saints Row with R*'s production values
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #132 on: April 26, 2011, 01:41:52 PM »
yeah, saints row 2 celebrates the crazy mythology that surrounds gangsta culture as told by hip-hop; it doesn't try to tell the REAL STORY OF DA MEAN STREETS. we don't wanna live out tupac's ACTUAL life; we want to live out the lives as celebrated by mainstream rap and hip-hop culture, where every day is a new war, where every minute is a new score, a new drive-by, a new bitch, a new blunt, a new cop face down on the asphalt, a new loco moment of straight-up villainy against society (preferably while dual-wielding rocket launchers from a super-charged vespa)
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #133 on: April 26, 2011, 02:00:31 PM »
Saints Row 2 is to actual gangster culture what the local Renaissance Fair is to the actual Middle Ages.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #134 on: April 26, 2011, 03:37:36 PM »
himu play co-op with me... i havent even beat a gang yet.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #135 on: April 26, 2011, 05:06:18 PM »
have on ps3 :(
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #136 on: April 26, 2011, 05:51:29 PM »
have on ps3 :(

:hyper if u ever need someone to coop with....
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #137 on: April 26, 2011, 05:59:53 PM »
o thats right... u cant even play online
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #138 on: April 26, 2011, 07:17:55 PM »
Yeah, I love the look and feel of Liberty City in GTA4, and I'd bust a nut to seen Saints Row gameplay rendered in RAGE. But since that's never going to happen, I'll overlook the graphical shortcomings and the swarm of BUGS in the game.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #139 on: April 26, 2011, 07:42:45 PM »
o thats right... u cant even play online

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #140 on: May 05, 2011, 01:16:03 PM »
Welp, my sole reason to get a 3DS has evaporated

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/34501/THQ_Cancels_Saints_Row_Drive_By_Renames_Metro_2033_Sequel.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+GamasutraNews+%28Gamasutra+News%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

This probably has to do something with THQ losing eight quadrillion dollars in its last earnings report :(

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #141 on: May 09, 2011, 01:45:37 AM »


A LUCHADORE ON MY TEAM IN SR2  :omg :gun
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #142 on: May 09, 2011, 01:48:01 AM »
sceneman: let's co-op some SR2 sometimes this week :gun
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #143 on: May 09, 2011, 01:52:26 AM »
:lol SAINTS ROW: INITIATION STATION
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #144 on: May 09, 2011, 08:31:49 PM »
WTF is that?  A facebook game?

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #145 on: May 09, 2011, 08:53:48 PM »
WTF is that?  A facebook game?

A Saints Row web app for character creation :drool
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #146 on: May 09, 2011, 09:06:21 PM »
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The Initiation Station will be released as a free download for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC

I dunno where I got the web app idea lol
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #147 on: May 09, 2011, 11:48:36 PM »
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The Initiation Station will be released as a free download for Xbox 360 and PC

I dunno where I got the web app idea lol

fixed the quote  ;)

sorry for misleading you bra, my bad.

Im the guy that fed quietID the web app BS. I thought I had read that somewhere
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #149 on: June 01, 2011, 01:29:22 PM »
Bad. Ass. :rock
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #150 on: June 01, 2011, 01:30:10 PM »
I WANT YOU INSIDE ME

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #151 on: June 01, 2011, 01:30:12 PM »
:bow THE DDT :bow2
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #152 on: June 01, 2011, 01:34:03 PM »
Hopefully next xbox can do something comparable in real-time...hopefully

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

also

i saw some woman underwear  :drool



Volition :bow2

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #153 on: June 01, 2011, 01:37:11 PM »
:bow
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #155 on: June 02, 2011, 12:06:09 AM »
I am more excited about this than I am for GTA V.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #156 on: June 02, 2011, 12:35:35 AM »
Why would anyone be interested in GTA V ???
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #157 on: June 02, 2011, 12:41:13 AM »
becuase it will be 10/10 AAA Oscar Worthy Script
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #158 on: June 02, 2011, 05:31:44 AM »
Didn't 10 million people or so want to live through the story of an immigrant and his lying, clingy cousin?


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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #163 on: June 06, 2011, 03:52:14 PM »
I saw a bunch of Volition guys walking down 5th St here in LA...they escaped before I could start making out with them

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #164 on: June 06, 2011, 09:41:06 PM »
You should have been all over that crotch, mang.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #165 on: June 06, 2011, 10:07:05 PM »
someone get a gif of him spinning the gun into that dudes nuts
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #166 on: June 07, 2011, 10:36:05 AM »
When is the "Image By Design" character editor due out?

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #167 on: June 07, 2011, 12:42:03 PM »
[youtube=560,345]v8MeJHst9SY[/youtube]
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #168 on: June 07, 2011, 09:05:43 PM »
I'm at work, so I can only listen to YouTubez while I am working. This caught my attention:
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Morgan Webb: "And you have some new weapons as well..."
Saint Row Bigshot: "Oh yeah, a ton of new weapons."
Morgan Webb: "One of which we're not allowed to show you here on the television."
Saint Row Bigshot: "Yeah, we'll show you that one later."
spoiler (click to show/hide)
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #169 on: June 07, 2011, 09:10:05 PM »
I bought Red Faction Armageddon today, and it comes with early access to the character creator. It didn't say when, just "in a few months."
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #170 on: June 07, 2011, 09:13:58 PM »
[youtube=560,345]v8MeJHst9SY[/youtube]

:rock
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #171 on: June 07, 2011, 09:31:52 PM »
Say, Hitler. I posted your SR2 vids on Something Awful, which in turn got them posted on penny-arcade from SA, so all those recent views?

You have me to thank :smug
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #172 on: June 07, 2011, 09:45:54 PM »
Right on.  I was wondering why the hell there was like a 1000 more views on both of them. :p  That YT account of mine is like my 3rd or 4th one because I kept getting nuked for copyright infringement so those SR videos just kind of got lost after a while.  At one time I had quite a few views but now.......oh well.  Gives me incentive to go fucking nuts and record a bunch of shit for SR3.

Now if I could only get someone to watch my Home video.....

[youtube=560,345]-ICRLf800xQ[/youtube]

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #173 on: June 07, 2011, 11:33:37 PM »
FRom SA



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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #174 on: June 08, 2011, 12:05:37 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #175 on: June 08, 2011, 12:12:51 AM »
oh god :rofl
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #176 on: June 08, 2011, 12:30:43 AM »
:lol

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #178 on: June 08, 2011, 01:28:18 AM »
It actually shoots anything out, including yourself.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #179 on: June 08, 2011, 01:41:32 AM »
:bow GOTY
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