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BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #180 on: June 08, 2011, 02:02:24 AM »
This is like the only game worth getting excited for.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #181 on: June 08, 2011, 02:06:59 AM »
pretty much.

Games I'm pumped for:
SR3
DR2 Off the Record
uhhhhh
Mass Effect 3 but thats next year

oh also I'm looking forward to Uncharted 3 and Starhawk on PS3. Sony has really stepped their game up
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #182 on: June 08, 2011, 02:12:32 AM »
Games I'm getting the rest of the year:

SAINTS ROW THE THIRD
Zelda: SS
Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 3
Shadows of the Damned
Catherine
El Shaddai
Skyrim
Uncharted 3
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #183 on: June 08, 2011, 02:20:13 AM »
oh man forgot about Catherine, Shadows of the Damned and El Shaddai. I'm keen on all of those too.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #184 on: June 08, 2011, 02:52:28 PM »
[youtube=560,345]btQwBVBblvc[/youtube]

i think it's time to go on media blackout :(

this looks so amazing
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #185 on: June 08, 2011, 03:39:35 PM »
:bow
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #186 on: June 08, 2011, 04:18:00 PM »
i think it's time to go on media blackout :(

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #187 on: June 08, 2011, 04:59:43 PM »
I really like how fast everything is.  Dude runs into a shop, browses, customizes, buys, and equips a new outfit in ten seconds.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #188 on: June 08, 2011, 05:41:34 PM »

 
8)
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #189 on: June 08, 2011, 06:24:45 PM »
GTA fans found dead all across the country. Suicide notes read: "bubububu oscar-worthy story :( "
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #190 on: June 08, 2011, 06:30:51 PM »
:rofl
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #191 on: June 08, 2011, 08:20:12 PM »
I saw the live demo of this in the closed theatre twice. Tears of joy. Unparalleled amazingness and what looks like perfect controls. I have the universe's largest boner on record for this motherfucking game.

My friend got a SR3 tshirt that says I LOVE RIM JOBS

Also THQ is offering free SR3-themed parking and bikini car washes

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #192 on: June 08, 2011, 09:15:08 PM »
i think it's time to go on media blackout :(

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You can't fire the stripper cannon into your own living room. I am disappoint.

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« Reply #194 on: June 08, 2011, 09:50:45 PM »
I saw the live demo of this in the closed theatre twice. Tears of joy. Unparalleled amazingness and what looks like perfect controls. I have the universe's largest boner on record for this motherfucking game.

I was a bit worried about hearing that missions were "instanced". Glad to hear it's not as bad as it sounds.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #195 on: June 08, 2011, 10:52:55 PM »
When is the "Image By Design" character editor due out?

no word yet, unfortunately  :(
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #196 on: June 08, 2011, 11:57:15 PM »






:o :hyper :bow
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #198 on: June 09, 2011, 12:35:56 AM »
game of the year
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #199 on: June 09, 2011, 01:04:38 AM »
no doubt about it. This game will be INCREDIBLE
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #200 on: June 09, 2011, 01:12:48 AM »
this is like the most "we get it" sequel of all time.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #201 on: June 09, 2011, 01:27:51 AM »
This game deserves a multi-million dollar advertising campaign and it deserves to sell better than GTA5.
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« Reply #202 on: June 09, 2011, 08:53:32 AM »
This game deserves a multi-million dollar advertising campaign and it deserves to sell better than GTA5.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #203 on: June 09, 2011, 10:06:09 AM »
[youtube=560,345]btQwBVBblvc[youtube]

i think it's time to go on media blackout :(

this looks so amazing

Wow, that guy was so casual, seemed to just give away the main plot of the game, even saying what happens halfway through! Not that I care :lol this game looks sick
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Herr Mafflard

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #204 on: June 09, 2011, 10:52:27 AM »
who's gonna play coop with me on the PC?

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #205 on: June 09, 2011, 11:01:11 AM »
If it supports more than two players in a game, you can join Sho Nuff and me in our Japanese game show participation... We'll be nude.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #206 on: June 09, 2011, 07:19:38 PM »
If it supports more than two players in a game, you can join Sho Nuff and me in our Japanese game show participation... We'll be nude.

I'm near the same time zone, choose me :punch
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #207 on: June 10, 2011, 04:48:51 AM »
Boo ya. I'll be your g-string-equipped huckleberry. Sho Nuff is not in El Nihon anymore anyway...  :'(

Herr Mafflard

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #208 on: June 10, 2011, 01:46:49 PM »
im pretty sure the game supports 4 player coop this time 'round -- dam, I just go weak at the knees thinking 'bout it.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #209 on: June 10, 2011, 06:19:55 PM »
Furry posse assemble!

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #210 on: June 16, 2011, 11:16:46 AM »
Just listened to the Gamespot video again, and realized he said "no competitive multiplayer" and "co-op only."

How freakin' cool is that? I love playing Saints Row co-op, and the competitive online in 1&2 always felt like good ideas with bad tuning and absolutely no accounting for griefers.

Now if they just implement a "cheats active" check BEFORE allowing other people to join my game, I'll feel like I've been delivered to the holy land.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #211 on: June 16, 2011, 01:40:46 PM »
anyone remember what the ps3 exclusive features where
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #212 on: June 16, 2011, 01:41:51 PM »
who cares

probably move shit
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« Reply #213 on: June 16, 2011, 01:59:41 PM »
hency why im asking i want the best version of the game which is prob ps3
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #215 on: June 23, 2011, 12:48:14 AM »
Rockstar's butthole is now 25% tighter, as are vidya nerds' pants.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #216 on: June 23, 2011, 12:51:41 AM »
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Running at a super-smooth framerate

so they weren't previewing the pc version, then
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« Reply #217 on: June 23, 2011, 12:55:17 AM »
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Running at a super-smooth framerate

so they weren't previewing the pc version, then

Saints Row 2 on the PC ran at a super-smooth 5fps, never dropped a bit!

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #218 on: June 23, 2011, 01:29:22 AM »
They're doing it in house this time, should be a better version (fingers crossed)
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #219 on: June 23, 2011, 05:40:35 PM »
Oh shit. Mixed in with the SR3 ads at E3 were giant posters for "Professor Genki's Super Reality Climax", which is apparently some TV show in the game. Google-Fu reveals that none other than Tim and Eric of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job are the ones responsible

:bow Tim & Eric :bow2
:bow B'Owl :bow2
:bow B'Ougar :bow2
:bow T'ird :bow2

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #220 on: June 23, 2011, 06:30:42 PM »
"Professor Genki's Super Reality Climax"

WIN!

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« Reply #221 on: June 23, 2011, 06:48:39 PM »
Oh shit. Mixed in with the SR3 ads at E3 were giant posters for "Professor Genki's Super Reality Climax", which is apparently some TV show in the game. Google-Fu reveals that none other than Tim and Eric of Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job are the ones responsible

:bow Tim & Eric :bow2
:bow B'Owl :bow2
:bow B'Ougar :bow2
:bow T'ird :bow2

Now that's awesome news.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #222 on: June 23, 2011, 08:14:09 PM »
[youtube=560,345]eN2-WSyRuO0[/youtube]

E3 Saints Row 3 footage narrated by the lead writer, really shows the game off, get to hear classic Saints Row dialogue et al
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #223 on: July 08, 2011, 01:32:10 PM »


:hyper :hyper :hyper
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« Reply #224 on: July 08, 2011, 01:52:09 PM »
(Image removed from quote.)

:hyper :hyper :hyper

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANT U INSIDE ME PROFESSOR GENKI

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« Reply #225 on: July 08, 2011, 09:27:19 PM »
:o
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #226 on: July 10, 2011, 07:37:04 AM »
CHRIST! LAUNCH THE CHARACTER EDITOR ALREADY. DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DO IT NOW!

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #227 on: July 10, 2011, 07:47:38 AM »
I'm still undecided on platform for this.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #228 on: July 10, 2011, 08:35:22 AM »
already bought it on PC during the direct2drive sale. Unlocks on Steam so I couldn't resist.

If it runs like shit, I'll let you know.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #229 on: July 10, 2011, 01:47:14 PM »
CHRIST! LAUNCH THE CHARACTER EDITOR ALREADY. DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DO IT NOW!

i almost loaded up sr2 the other day so i could start designing my sr3 character :-\
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #230 on: July 11, 2011, 11:46:19 AM »
I don't think it will be comparable. I mean, it will likely have all the malleability of SR2, and then some. I'm wondering what -new- bells and whistles they've added.

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #231 on: July 11, 2011, 12:12:10 PM »
[youtube=560,345]soBy13Dxdfo[/youtube]
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« Reply #232 on: July 11, 2011, 12:22:14 PM »
I WANT
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« Reply #233 on: July 11, 2011, 12:25:23 PM »
Rockstar: Let's make some super-crazy anime parody stuff, but it's just a video you watch on an ingame TV.

Volition: Let's make some super-crazy anime parody stuff and actually put it in the game.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #234 on: July 11, 2011, 12:27:20 PM »
What the fuck is with the electric fences and flame thrower shit.

Also, he does the Ric Flair dance. Goddamn this game.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #235 on: July 11, 2011, 12:35:11 PM »
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

edit: Holy fuck he IS doing the Ric Flair dance :lol
« Last Edit: July 11, 2011, 12:40:50 PM by Sho Nuff »

BobFromPikeCreek

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #236 on: July 11, 2011, 01:06:10 PM »
oh fuck that shit. the cannon is pre-order only. fuck this generation.
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Himu

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #237 on: July 11, 2011, 01:21:01 PM »
It'll more than likely be in the cheats.

Whoever isn't pre-ordering this and buying it on day one is a fool anyways.
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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #238 on: July 11, 2011, 01:44:47 PM »
Whoever isn't pre-ordering this and buying it on day one is a fool anyways.

God damn right. Take my $59.99USD plus tax

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Re: STRAP IT ON THIS HOLIDAY WITH SAINTS ROW: THE THIRD
« Reply #239 on: July 11, 2011, 01:51:49 PM »
I have no working xboxen, himu :(
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