Author Topic: So I made an OKCupid account. (Read 12915 times)

BlackMage · « **on:** March 09, 2011, 09:14:34 PM »

Couple questions

1. How do i stalk profiles without them knowing muahahah
2. when do the bitches start callin' big daddy BM?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:15:42 PM »

1) don't know big daddy BM
2) see 1)

BlackMage · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:16:33 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 09, 2011, 09:15:42 PM

1) don't know big daddy BM
2) see 1)

i ment fresh new bitches, not my old closet hanging bitches

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:17:44 PM »

Can you search for Malek? I think he's lost somewhere in there, and couldn't find his way out.

BlackMage · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:18:40 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on March 09, 2011, 09:17:44 PM

Can you search for Malek? I think he's lost somewhere in there, and couldn't find his way out.

I don't know how. Plus if I view his profile he might think he stands a chance with me.

BlackMage · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:19:11 PM »

oh shit a hot chick viewed my profile!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:19:39 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:27:57 PM »

It should be somewhere in profile settings. But if you set it that way, you won't be able to tell who's looking at your profile

BlackMage · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2011, 09:31:39 PM »

there is an unusual amount of Bi females in my city. Also I hate how i set for search women within 25 miles of me and i get ladies from Los Angeles. I don't date girls from there harumph!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2011, 04:57:59 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on March 09, 2011, 09:17:44 PM

Can you search for Malek? I think he's lost somewhere in there, and couldn't find his way out.

He posts quite a bit on Twitter.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #10 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:04:51 AM »

what's his twandle?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** March 11, 2011, 09:54:01 AM »

Flannel_boy

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:05:56 PM »

I got this letter from OKCupid. Can anyone with a OKCupid account comfirm whether this is bullshit or not?

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We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver.
. . .

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.

This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

Also, wtf I haven't received a single piece of mail from any girl on the site yet. What do they expect me to do, make the first move? fuck dat!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:17:36 PM »

I wish I got letters saying I was of above average attractiveness.

BlackMage · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:22:57 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 23, 2011, 11:17:36 PM

I wish I got letters saying I was of above average attractiveness.

Give me your e-mail

BlackMage · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:25:30 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 23, 2011, 11:24:26 PM

Wait, so if you're an ugly SOB all you get to see are fellow uggos?

That's some bullshit.

BlackMage · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2011, 05:28:09 PM »

holy shit hot girl messaged me. Mupepe would be proud!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2011, 06:19:19 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 23, 2011, 11:05:56 PM

I got this letter from OKCupid. Can anyone with a OKCupid account comfirm whether this is bullshit or not?

Quote
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in Quickmatch and Quiver.
. . .

Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.

This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.

Also, wtf I haven't received a single piece of mail from any girl on the site yet. What do they expect me to do, make the first move? fuck dat!

I've heard other people say this.

BlackMage · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2011, 06:27:47 PM »

oh shit she gave me her number!

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yes, I don't go out that much either. Well I wish you luck here. I get alot of bullshit and fake people, Its hard to meet genuine , up front people here, but I guess its like that anywhere. Well if you get bored and want to chat, maybe grab a drink sometime let me know. *gives her number*

wait... now what do i do

BlackMage · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2011, 06:29:43 PM »

not at this particular moment, no. THERE ARE RULES MAN RULES

and I have no idea what they are :'(

plus she lives pretty far away. like an hour drive.

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2011, 06:32:52 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 25, 2011, 06:30:55 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on March 25, 2011, 06:29:43 PM
not at this particular moment, no. THERE ARE RULES MAN RULES

I didn't ask if you were calling her right now, did I? I'm sure other folks here would never call.

fine.. im sorry i snapped at you *bro-hug*

Akala · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2011, 07:05:36 PM »

you should totally get drunk and call her. no way to lose.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2011, 07:08:45 PM »

drive an hour, have sex with fat girl, weekend is good

do it

BlackMage · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2011, 07:34:36 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 25, 2011, 07:08:45 PM

drive an hour, have sex with fat girl, weekend is good

do it

fuck you!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2011, 09:31:02 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 23, 2011, 11:05:56 PM

I got this letter from OKCupid. Can anyone with a OKCupid account comfirm whether this is bullshit or not?

Quote
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

I got that too. Though I think I'm not as pretty now as I used to be

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:35:07 PM »

We've already established that online dating threads must contain pictures of the chick who's contacting you, or the chick you're pretending to be going on dates with. Therefore: where are the pics Blackmage?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2011, 10:54:09 PM »

Almost a a month old and zero pics. I officially declare that this thread sucks and is gay.

BlackMage · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:05:26 PM »

The girl that gave me her number? ok

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:06:29 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 23, 2011, 11:22:57 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 23, 2011, 11:17:36 PM
I wish I got letters saying I was of above average attractiveness.

Give me your e-mail

MissBedsock@hotmail.com

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2011, 11:08:27 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 25, 2011, 11:05:26 PM

The girl that gave me her number? ok

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Akala · « **Reply #30 on:** March 26, 2011, 01:07:26 AM »

get in the car

Reb · « **Reply #31 on:** March 26, 2011, 03:58:55 AM »

Quote from: Akala on March 26, 2011, 01:07:26 AM

get in the car

Get out of my dreams.

Akala · « **Reply #32 on:** March 26, 2011, 08:53:24 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on March 26, 2011, 03:58:55 AM

Get out of my dreams.

and into my car

lennedsay · « **Reply #33 on:** March 26, 2011, 11:37:09 AM »

Way to go young blood. Gettin' laid, gettin' laid.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #34 on:** March 28, 2011, 07:17:27 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 25, 2011, 06:29:43 PM

not at this particular moment, no. THERE ARE RULES MAN RULES

and I have no idea what they are :'(

plus she lives pretty far away. like an hour drive.

etiolate lives an hour from me and I visit almost every week. When we first met he lived two hours from me. Not too far at all.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #35 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:33:19 PM »

If she were 2 points hotter you wouldn't give a shit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** March 28, 2011, 12:50:33 PM »

BM, I hope you hit it! She's got some nice tittays.

Diunx · « **Reply #37 on:** March 28, 2011, 01:44:43 PM »

An hour drive? With these gas prices!? You better hit it and quit it BM.

Bebpo · « **Reply #38 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:12:10 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 28, 2011, 12:50:33 PM

BM, I hope you hit it! She's got some nice tittays.

seconded

TEEEPO · « **Reply #39 on:** March 28, 2011, 04:20:41 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 28, 2011, 12:50:33 PM

BM, I hope you hit it! She's got some nice tittays.

.

BlackMage · « **Reply #40 on:** March 28, 2011, 06:11:47 PM »

you know, I like asian girls but every asian girl I come across on this site is like 50+% enemy.

BlackMage · « **Reply #41 on:** March 30, 2011, 10:53:08 PM »

So I just messaged a girl that I think I might like a lot. I was doing the usual compliments and such, and talking about the thing we both liked. But then I went on a ramble about her liking Glee and how much I think that show sucks.. probably not a good idea for the first message.. oh well

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** March 30, 2011, 11:37:45 PM »

bagging on Glee>potential pussy

lennedsay · « **Reply #43 on:** March 31, 2011, 12:59:47 AM »

dude.... you can do better than some self-proclaimed gleek.

You're all

and she's all

BlackMage · « **Reply #44 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:01:11 PM »

so that girl I messaged that liked glee messaged me back!

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Glee is amazing! It is my total guilty pleasure. I'm a nut for show tunes and musicals so I can't resist it. Seriously for the longest time I wished that a. I had musical talent and b. People really did break out into song and dance in real life. Sadly I am still talentless when it comes to music, but at least there is a show where people break into song and dance!
Anywho you seem pretty awesome youself. I need to go to work now though so I'm going to stop here and get ready to start my day. Have a great weekend!

cmon she was completely unfazed by my hate-filled rant of glee. I need to ask this girl out! Plus she looks cute too and she lives close by

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:03:36 PM »

Blackmage's pimp hand>>>>all of evilbore

Seriously only a true g could tell a girl "fuck what you like" and still have a chance at tapping that ass. Wow

BlackMage · « **Reply #46 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:09:09 PM »

yeah except now im not sure what to say next $:-\$ I guess just straight up ask her if she wants to get coffee or some shit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:12:52 PM »

You should mention some of your favorite musicals, then ask what type of job she has and tell her what type you have. Women love men with jobs

Don't ask to meet, you've barely talked to her. Get some more info, see what else she's into etc. Clearly you have the advantage but you don't want to blow your chance yet

also, pics?

Boogie · « **Reply #48 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:25:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2011, 08:12:52 PM

You should mention some of your favorite musicals, then ask what type of job she has and tell her what type you have. Women love men with jobs

Don't ask to meet, you've barely talked to her. Get some more info, see what else she's into etc. Clearly you have the advantage but you don't want to blow your chance yet

also, pics?

God I love you, PD. "women love men with jobs" gold baby!

BlackMage · « **Reply #49 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:29:42 PM »

oh yes

Boogie · « **Reply #50 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:32:12 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 08:29:42 PM

oh yes

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very nice.

Bebpo · « **Reply #51 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:33:30 PM »

I like how her shirt makes a heart above the button thanks to her cleavage. Very cute.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:35:07 PM »

She looks nice and smart. Nice

makes me even more depressed about the girls who message me on okcupid $:-\$

BlackMage · « **Reply #53 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:35:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2011, 08:35:07 PM

She looks nice and smart. Nice

makes me even more depressed about the girls who message me on okcupid $:-\$

i think its just the advantages of living in so cal

Bebpo · « **Reply #54 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:41:55 PM »

uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually $:-\$

BlackMage · « **Reply #55 on:** April 02, 2011, 08:53:39 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 08:41:55 PM

uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually $:-\$

to be honest I don't get a lot of messages from girls.. This one I messaged first.

Boogie · « **Reply #56 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:01:57 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 08:41:55 PM

uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually $:-\$

You need to obnoxiously make clear in your profile that you're a lawyer. That'll do it.

Boogie · « **Reply #57 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:03:01 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 08:53:39 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 08:41:55 PM
uhhhhh, I live in So CA and the girls who message me first are usually $:-\$

to be honest I don't get a lot of messages from girls.. This one I messaged first.

It is an axiom of online dating that women don't message guys.

Just like, IRL, women don't approach men in bars.

Men have to message the women, just like men have to do the approach in bars. Online dating doesn't change that basic framework for human courtship.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:03:12 PM »

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"

Bebpo · « **Reply #59 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:04:36 PM »

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Author Topic: So I made an OKCupid account. (Read 12915 times)