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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #180 on: April 16, 2011, 06:11:39 PM »
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #181 on: April 16, 2011, 08:51:42 PM »
this girl is dickin' me around.  :'(
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« Reply #182 on: April 16, 2011, 08:54:14 PM »
what happened  :'(
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« Reply #183 on: April 16, 2011, 08:55:12 PM »
what happened  :'(

i dont know. she gave me her number but when we text each other she comes off as uninterested. maybe im just negative.
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #184 on: April 16, 2011, 09:36:12 PM »
what happened  :'(

i dont know. she gave me her number but when we text each other she comes off as uninterested. maybe im just negative.

what are you saying to her...? personally i'd text a couple times but never be the one driving the conversation. if she wants to talk, let her text YOU not vice versa.
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #185 on: April 16, 2011, 10:48:44 PM »
what happened  :'(

i dont know. she gave me her number but when we text each other she comes off as uninterested. maybe im just negative.

how do you not come off as uninterested in text?

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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #186 on: April 16, 2011, 10:55:32 PM »
I'm 6.5...oh are we talking about height?
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #187 on: April 16, 2011, 11:17:40 PM »
Most guys lie about their height.  I'm 5'11" but I'm often taller than the men who claim to be 6' or 6'1".  Still, that extra inch makes a lot of difference to some women.  Being 5'11" just means you're the smartest guy in special ed: you might be the smartest in special ed but you're still in special ed.  Or a more PC way being 5'11" is like getting a 59 on an exam: you might have reached the highest an F can go but it is still an F.

I'm 6.5...oh are we talking about height?

6.5 centimeters?  Sounds about right
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #188 on: April 16, 2011, 11:20:49 PM »
I'm actually 6'3" and a half but i round down cause im modest like that  :smug
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« Reply #189 on: April 17, 2011, 01:04:27 AM »
Most guys lie about their height. 

heh, ya.  I'm 5'8", but  felt obliged to lie about my height in online dating out of the assumption that women would assume that I was lying anyway and was even shorter than that.
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« Reply #190 on: April 17, 2011, 03:21:44 AM »
so what you guys are really saying is that you're 5'6. kk
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« Reply #191 on: April 17, 2011, 03:35:04 AM »
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P
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« Reply #192 on: April 17, 2011, 10:37:36 AM »
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P

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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #193 on: April 17, 2011, 11:17:56 AM »
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P

oh how cute. someone talking tough from the kids' table.  :teehee
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #194 on: April 17, 2011, 02:11:49 PM »
I'm six feet but only when I wear my four inch heels.

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« Reply #195 on: April 17, 2011, 05:23:27 PM »
tbh, I'm actually 5'9" but usually say I'm 5'7" so I can feel more self-conscious about my height :fbm

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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #196 on: April 17, 2011, 05:50:55 PM »
Height is not my differentiating core business so I've adopted a standard 5'10" in accordance with industry best practices.
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« Reply #197 on: April 17, 2011, 08:42:16 PM »
Everyone's the same height when I double-leg them to the ground and RNC them. :P

oh how cute. someone talking tough from the kids' table.  :teehee

small man syndrome.  :cancry
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #198 on: April 18, 2011, 09:26:05 PM »
I have a coffee date with her on Wednesday!  :hyper

anyone wanna take bets on how fast i fuck this up?
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #199 on: April 18, 2011, 09:29:21 PM »
Did she set it up or you?
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« Reply #200 on: April 18, 2011, 09:32:51 PM »
Did she set it up or you?

huh i asked her anyday this week after 530 and not on thursday, and she said yes for wednesday.
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« Reply #201 on: April 19, 2011, 01:44:03 AM »
Coffee date after 5:30?  That's almost dinner.  If coffee goes well you should ask if she wants to join you for a bite to eat. ;) 
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« Reply #202 on: April 19, 2011, 02:23:38 AM »
and then eat her pussy.
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« Reply #203 on: April 19, 2011, 02:54:34 AM »
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« Reply #204 on: April 20, 2011, 09:15:46 PM »
did I.. yep I got stood up. This girl is dumb as hell.  :'(
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« Reply #205 on: April 20, 2011, 09:31:57 PM »
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« Reply #206 on: April 20, 2011, 09:46:55 PM »
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« Reply #207 on: April 20, 2011, 09:52:11 PM »
She was a really a dude so you dodged a bullet

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« Reply #208 on: April 20, 2011, 10:03:54 PM »
It was Boogie in a wig. IM ON TO YOU CANADA MAN
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #209 on: April 20, 2011, 11:53:19 PM »
NO BEING BLACKMAGE  :smug

I CAN BE BLACKMAGE WHENEVER I WANT YOU CAN'T STOP ME :punch
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #210 on: April 21, 2011, 05:21:57 AM »
I called it. Got no faith in this BlackMage cat at all. Dude ain't got no gaaame.

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« Reply #211 on: May 01, 2011, 02:36:26 AM »
Sometimes on friday/saturday nights, especially if I'm out with buddies drinking or just having fun I think "you know, it'd be nice to go on a date since I haven't been for a while". 

But then I think about all the crap that online dating is and the selection process, initial e-mails, back and forth that might not enough lead to an in-person date and it all just seems like a waste of time and not worth the effort compared to a real date where you're like "hey, you wanna grab some coffee later?" and then within a few hours you can tell if anything clicks or not.  Also I am a man of short attention spans and mood swings, so even if I'm feeling like dating one week when I make the initial contact with someone interesting, a week later after an e-mail or two I might be over it and not really care anymore and not go any further. 

I think I'm a fairly good catch and women should be lining up to date me, but I don't have many chances to meet people irl and online is just not my thing.  Not really sure what to do at this point.   

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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #212 on: May 01, 2011, 02:51:27 AM »
Sometimes on friday/saturday nights, especially if I'm out with buddies drinking or just having fun I think "you know, it'd be nice to go on a date since I haven't been for a while". 

But then I think about all the crap that online dating is and the selection process, initial e-mails, back and forth that might not enough lead to an in-person date and it all just seems like a waste of time and not worth the effort compared to a real date where you're like "hey, you wanna grab some coffee later?" and then within a few hours you can tell if anything clicks or not.  Also I am a man of short attention spans and mood swings, so even if I'm feeling like dating one week when I make the initial contact with someone interesting, a week later after an e-mail or two I might be over it and not really care anymore and not go any further. 

I think I'm a fairly good catch and women should be lining up to date me, but I don't have many chances to meet people irl and online is just not my thing.  Not really sure what to do at this point.   

it's not fucking worth it. It has been fail city since I started. I've been stood up, Gotten bullshit excuses from girls when it finally comes down to meeting in person.. and failed attempts at second dates. Women have too much fucking power on these sites.

Me and you should hang out and go out and get us some ladies!
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« Reply #213 on: May 01, 2011, 03:11:55 AM »
Sounds like you guys just want a lady that's good enough.  Go to a coffee shop or whatever, find a decent looking broad sitting alone and go from there, I guess.  I imagine adult life dating scene is slinging mud at a wall.  But there are a lot of other guys who have the same objective, so, yeah.   
 
The whole scene sound exhausting.  I mean, good lord if that is what life is like out of higher education, I need to find a female fast and hope she doesn't die before me.  Joining the gays always seemed like a safety net, but the politics are so much worse when you factor in the either/or roles.  Easier to stay forever alone and get comfortable with mortality.

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« Reply #214 on: May 01, 2011, 08:29:44 AM »
I don't know shit about online dating but in my experience it is 10x tougher to find someone once you've graduated school.  More importantly, the priorities of women changed.  In school, you just needed to be available, have some connections to know where some good parties are at, have a functioning penis, and a supply to alcohol and if she is down, weed.  Heck, you don't even really need half of that but that is a winning ticket.  Once you graduate, it seems like women want to know how much you are making and if you're not making enough (these figures are always wildly inflated), you better give some lip service as to what your ambition is to bring in six figures by age 28 (which is unrealistic for most people at age 50, let alone 28).  I found that the nicer I dressed, the better chances I had.  Seems obvious but you have to show that you have money without rubbing her nose in it it seems.

Maybe repackage yourself as a wealthy prick on OKCupid and see how many results you get?
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« Reply #215 on: May 02, 2011, 03:29:56 PM »
Eh, most women I've found in real life really just want a confident guy that's clearly not in a rut.  A nice car and good clothing helps a lot too.  Little things to make a good first impression seem to matter more than how much you actually make, how great your body really is, etc. 

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« Reply #216 on: May 03, 2011, 05:54:46 AM »
That's sad.  :/
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« Reply #217 on: May 03, 2011, 05:20:03 PM »
man

i dont want to get started on the female perspective and "confidence"

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« Reply #218 on: May 03, 2011, 05:29:31 PM »
I don't know shit about online dating but in my experience it is 10x tougher to find someone once you've graduated school.  More importantly, the priorities of women changed.  In school, you just needed to be available, have some connections to know where some good parties are at, have a functioning penis, and a supply to alcohol and if she is down, weed.  Heck, you don't even really need half of that but that is a winning ticket.  Once you graduate, it seems like women want to know how much you are making and if you're not making enough (these figures are always wildly inflated), you better give some lip service as to what your ambition is to bring in six figures by age 28 (which is unrealistic for most people at age 50, let alone 28).  I found that the nicer I dressed, the better chances I had.  Seems obvious but you have to show that you have money without rubbing her nose in it it seems.

Maybe repackage yourself as a wealthy prick on OKCupid and see how many results you get?

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« Reply #219 on: May 03, 2011, 05:56:52 PM »

it's not fucking worth it. It has been fail city since I started. I've been stood up, Gotten bullshit excuses from girls when it finally comes down to meeting in person.. and failed attempts at second dates. Women have too much fucking power on these sites.


See, now we could have just told you all that ahead of time and saved you all the hassle.
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« Reply #220 on: May 07, 2011, 11:16:47 PM »
I'm about to head out to a bar.  I dunno which one yet, but I feel like talking to people of the opposite sex.  I put on some nice clothes, nice shoes, some cologne and gonna head out now and see how it goes.  I don't think I've ever solo'd a bar and I wouldn't if I had someone to go with, but all my friends are in relationships atm so I don't know any other single guys who aren't 90 mins away like Blackmage. 

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« Reply #221 on: May 07, 2011, 11:29:04 PM »
I'm about to head out to a bar.  I dunno which one yet, but I feel like talking to people of the opposite sex.  I put on some nice clothes, nice shoes, some cologne and gonna head out now and see how it goes.  I don't think I've ever solo'd a bar and I wouldn't if I had someone to go with, but all my friends are in relationships atm so I don't know any other single guys who aren't 90 mins away like Blackmage. 

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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #222 on: May 07, 2011, 11:44:49 PM »
lol. Bebpo we saw you at the GAF party talking about JRPGs...
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« Reply #223 on: May 07, 2011, 11:47:53 PM »
lol. Bebpo we saw you at the GAF party talking about JRPGs...

At least he pulled himself out of his basement, demi.... ;)
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« Reply #224 on: May 07, 2011, 11:50:19 PM »
How FREE he must have felt to talk about JRPGs in such an open environment...
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« Reply #225 on: May 07, 2011, 11:51:28 PM »
How FREE he must have felt to talk about JRPGs in such an open environment...

I concede the point on the GAF party.

But I give kudos to anyone with the stones to wander out on the town to hit up bars solo.  That shit ain't easy.
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« Reply #226 on: May 08, 2011, 02:58:49 AM »
Ok, that was fail.  I went to a few bars but everyone are girls in sets of TWOs or with guys.  I didn't find one solo girl anywhere to approach :X

Blackmage, next Saturday; a week from now.  Lets do this.  We can post awesome stories in this thread of our two hot men on the town adventure.

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« Reply #227 on: May 08, 2011, 12:44:49 PM »
I found a girl.  :smug
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Re: So I made an OKCupid account.
« Reply #228 on: May 08, 2011, 12:48:25 PM »
Bebpo annihilated.
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« Reply #229 on: May 08, 2011, 02:15:19 PM »
I found a girl.  :smug

Congratulations man!  There was no way a sexy cool guy like you wouldn't find one  :-*

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« Reply #230 on: May 08, 2011, 02:30:07 PM »
Ok, that was fail.  I went to a few bars but everyone are girls in sets of TWOs or with guys.  I didn't find one solo girl anywhere to approach :X

Umm, duh?

That's why going out to bars solo trying to pick up sucks, because women only go out in groups, so you're always outnumbered.
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« Reply #231 on: May 08, 2011, 05:53:17 PM »
I found a girl.  :smug

Congratulations man!  There was no way a sexy cool guy like you wouldn't find one  :-*

 we should still hang :)
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« Reply #232 on: May 08, 2011, 06:00:24 PM »
Ok, that was fail.  I went to a few bars but everyone are girls in sets of TWOs or with guys.  I didn't find one solo girl anywhere to approach :X

Umm, duh?

That's why going out to bars solo trying to pick up sucks, because women only go out in groups, so you're always outnumbered.

If you went to a bar with a friend of yours, and a cool chick talked to you, would she be destined to fail? If they are on the market, odds are pretty much the same. Sometimes even more favorable.

Best thing to do when solo at a bar is to sit at the bar. Let people come to you. If you're ballin, offer to buy drinks. Usually results in blown money, but it's worked for centuries.

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« Reply #233 on: May 08, 2011, 09:09:43 PM »
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!
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« Reply #234 on: May 08, 2011, 09:16:13 PM »
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!

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« Reply #235 on: May 08, 2011, 09:17:45 PM »


If you went to a bar with a friend of yours, and a cool chick talked to you

Well, that's just fantasy-talk, sir!
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« Reply #236 on: May 08, 2011, 09:18:41 PM »
Whelp, nevermind. The girl just rejected me for a 3rd date. BACK TO BEING FOREVER ALONE AGAIN. BLACKMAGE FUCKING ANNIHILATED!

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« Reply #237 on: May 08, 2011, 09:19:51 PM »
Bebpo you should come down here to hang out. The girls are nicer than LA!
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« Reply #238 on: May 09, 2011, 10:02:03 AM »
lol. Bebpo we saw you at the GAF party talking about JRPGs...

GAF party?

Also Bebpo, you're probably gonna have to get used to talking to 2 girls at once - I don't think I've ever seen a girl go to a bar by herself. Usually it's with 1 or more friends... get a wingman (even if none of your friends want to go to the bar with you, become friendly with and try enlisting the help of someone from the bar), or just approach both of the girls solo and ENGAGE BOTH OF THEM EQUALLY... then work on the isolation. It's a really tricky process, like 5x harder than approaching a girl who's by herself..
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« Reply #239 on: May 09, 2011, 10:10:00 AM »
Girls just wanna have fun
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