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Billy Rygar

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I think my neighbor passed out watching porn
« on: March 13, 2011, 05:24:48 AM »
Jesus I want to knock on his door but god I could only imagine if that happened to me.  I think I'll let him keep some imagined dignity.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I think my neighbor passed out watching porn
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 05:27:06 AM »
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pilonv1

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Re: I think my neighbor passed out watching porn
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2011, 07:16:18 AM »
Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 13, 2011, 05:24:48 AM
Jesus I want to knock on his door but god I could only imagine if that happened to me.

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Diunx

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Re: I think my neighbor passed out watching porn
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2011, 10:23:38 AM »
Call 911 and tell them to bring some tissues.
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demi

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Re: I think my neighbor passed out watching porn
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2011, 11:03:58 AM »
Sometimes you get those loads that knock the wind out of you, so you dont want to get up and suddenly you are asleep. Happens to the best of us.
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chronovore

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Re: I think my neighbor passed out watching porn
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2011, 11:14:09 AM »
Quote from: Diunx on March 13, 2011, 10:23:38 AM
Call 911 and tell them to bring some tissues.
:rofl

Quote from: demi on March 13, 2011, 11:03:58 AM
Sometimes you get those loads that knock the wind out of you, so you dont want to get up and suddenly you are asleep. Happens to the best of us.
Naw, because there's always the off-chance you'll wake up, and either stifle a yawn or scratch your head, and then you've got a face full of your own man juice. :yuck
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demi

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Re: I think my neighbor passed out watching porn
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2011, 01:46:35 PM »
You jizz in your own hand? Ew.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: I think my neighbor passed out watching porn
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2011, 01:46:44 PM »
this thread :lol
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