Author Topic: The Weird Dream Thread (Read 7664 times)

Stoney Mason · « **on:** March 15, 2011, 10:38:15 AM »

What can I say, I like to hear people's weird dreams. Just pitch in a post if you ever wake up with a weird dream running in your mind.

So last night I had an odd one. In the dream I was just at my home doing nothing when suddenly a family of three arrived at my door and said they were ready to eat and they had made Thanksgiving reservations at my home. I didn't know what they were talking about since clearly I don't run a restaurant but for some reason I thought this was an awesome way to make money and take advantage of this situation.

So I told them the food wasn't ready yet but it was cooking and give me an hour. In the meantime I slipped out to the grocery store and bought some tv dinners and brought them back to the house in hopes of serving it to them for thanksgiving dinnner so I could get paid. Unfortunately somehow I fucked up with the TV dinners as I was preparing them. I lost them somehow.

It was at this moment that a tow truck arrived outside delivering some sweet ass looking european motorcycle. I told them it didn't belong to me but they delivered it anyway. So realizing the food was ruined and the family was pissed, I told the mother in the family that something had gone wrong with the meal and that I could refund her $40 dollars for her trouble. She was pissed at first but then happy when I mentioned the $40 dollars.

And then I woke up.

drew · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2011, 02:56:03 PM »

i have crazy dreams a lot too, probably because i'm prescribed ambien. but i almost never remember them, also due to the ambien

chronovore · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2011, 06:31:31 PM »

Is it normal in dreams to shift in and out of perspective, like watching a TV show/movie and then being in it?

I get that a lot.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2011, 06:37:36 PM »

My dreams are always in third person. Like I'm observing from the outside perspective but like an independent camera is in the room viewing the action. Sometimes the star of the dream is undeniably me and other times its somebody else.

Powerslave · « **Reply #4 on:** March 15, 2011, 06:56:16 PM »

I only dream in 1080p. I can't go back to SD anymore.

chronovore · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:54:18 AM »

I dream and when I wake up I HAV2P

Groogrux · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2011, 01:38:33 PM »

I usually dream about hot coworkers, hot friends, and illegal substances. I also dream about smoking cigarettes a lot, ever since I quit back in October.

chronovore · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2011, 09:17:17 AM »

I have a tendency to get some really great, hot action going in dreams, and then just at the wrong moment I remember that I'm married, and that I've destroyed my marriage, which inevitably wakes me up. Jesus, I hate that.

Groogrux · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2011, 10:17:39 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 18, 2011, 09:17:17 AM

I have a tendency to get some really great, hot action going in dreams, and then just at the wrong moment I remember that I'm married, and that I've destroyed my marriage, which inevitably wakes me up. Jesus, I hate that.

Yeah, that part happens to me a lot too.

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2011, 11:21:59 AM »

Last nigh I dreamed that I was reading the teach me how to cook thread and that someone was showing off his pasta making machines and I was thinking "why buy all that and make that mess when pasta is so cheap" than I woke up and there was a spaghetti bag next to me I said in my head "wtf is this doing here" then I woke up for real and the spaghetti was gone.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2011, 11:25:12 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on March 17, 2011, 01:38:33 PM

I usually dream about hot coworkers, hot friends, and illegal substances. I also dream about smoking cigarettes a lot, ever since I quit back in October.

I recently quit cigarettes too and I keep having dreams where I just smoke one but that one cigarette RUINS EVERYTHING.

rodi · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2011, 01:55:47 PM »

I had a dream that I cheated on my boyfriend with some old cougar with two kids. $:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2011, 02:27:34 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 18, 2011, 09:17:17 AM

I have a tendency to get some really great, hot action going in dreams, and then just at the wrong moment I remember that I'm married, and that I've destroyed my marriage, which inevitably wakes me up. Jesus, I hate that.

It doesn't wake me up but it makes anything I do with the person unenjoyable and it usually lasts a small amount of time in the dream and the rest is wondering how the hell I'm going to hide and freaking out because she's going to find out.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2011, 04:39:25 PM »

I've been having a lot of sex dreams lately. I think it's because I'm not having sex very often.

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EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2011, 09:51:00 PM »

I have fucked up dreams where I'm questioning if its really a dream or not because

A) I'm in a vulnerable state
B) It feels so real

Essentially, in my old apartment I would dream that I just woke up in the early twilight hours. But my eyes would be looking in two different directions because the two halfs of my brain had stopped working in tandem. From this point I would stumble in stupor to the door unable to coordinate the hand motions required to turn the knob. I think my plan was to drag myself into the area outside my apartment and hope someone would notice me all derped out and get help. But like I said, I couldn't open the door, so I was doomed to rot in my apartment. I would wake up for real later wondering if any part of it actually happened. It did feel very real.

Skidmark · « **Reply #15 on:** March 21, 2011, 04:58:41 PM »

A couple of days ago I started something called GOMAD, you basically drink a gallon of milk a day on top of your normal diet. That's 4 liters of milk everyday and I am skinny as fuck and don't have a good appetite because of the smoking. Anyway, the point here is that I suddenly started to drink a shit load of milk. So .. I had this dream the other day, a wet dream to be more specific, were I was licking milk of a girl's face and then she started doing the same to my face. After a while there was no milk left but we kept on doing this weird thing and yeah that was about it. It was not this hot scene, it was just strikingly realistic, weird, awkward and I felt a bit disgusted by myself for getting off by something like that.

Quote from: chronovore on March 18, 2011, 09:17:17 AM

I have a tendency to get some really great, hot action going in dreams, and then just at the wrong moment I remember that I'm married, and that I've destroyed my marriage, which inevitably wakes me up. Jesus, I hate that.

When I was in a relationship, especially the first month or so, I have always had dreams with insanely hot girls and I've always avoided the sex because I was in a relationship. Now when I am single I just get creepy awkward sex once in a while.

chronovore · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2011, 04:12:56 AM »

By the way, if you like hearing about other people's weird dreams, this site has been one of my favorites for a long time:
http://www.slowwave.com/

The artist did a print edition IIRC, but pretty much everything is on the site. Good stuff.

This post at Warren Ellis' site reminded me to post it here.
http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=12270

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2011, 10:53:28 AM »

I dream that I ate a whooper the other day so last night I went to the mall in front of the office to get one but for some reason it was closing its gate so no whooper for me

tehjaybo · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:07:31 PM »

I just remembered part of a reoccurring dream where I was re-hired at my old place of work, but in a secret division. I was doing research for insurance companies by analyzing bullet holes and recreating injuries Mythbusters style. I knew it was reoccurring because I hadn't dreamed it in a while, and I was two weeks past a deadline for my trial project, trying to find a comparison for a gunshot wound. So I spent the entire dream avoiding work.

magus · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2011, 01:38:16 PM »

if i have a nightmare,it always ends with me getting chased

what does that mean bore?

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:48:01 PM »

You like cock.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:45:39 AM »

i had a two part dream last night.

first part of the dream seemed to start with me on my first day of some college. the college combined aspects of my 2 years at ITT Tech and what i perceive a real university college is like (only perception because i've never been to one). I went through the process of obtaining my class list and began moving around in the school. within a few minutes i bumped into this girl. the girl wasn't really anything special tbh. she was somewhat attractive but not the kind of girl you would imagine a dream would be based around. so anyway i bumped into this girl and i immediately assumed the dominate role. as she was super awkward. now i dont remember anything said in the dream but i remember at least chatting it up for a bit. time was running short and she had to make it to class so she began to walk away. as she did i called out her name (dont remember the name) and ran back towards her. i then suggested she give me her number. this is where things got weird. i remember me suddenly trying to find this girl at a later time while trying to navigate through the school. suddenly i'm dropped out of the school setting and i'm now on the side of a road and i feel really tired. i lay down and start to sleep. in front of me far off in the distance i see a man with a large collection of blankets. he begins to rise up when he notices me. he begins to approach and it looks to me that he's a homeless man. a very large black homeless man. as this man gets closer i can hear what he's saying. its something to the extent of "money or your life". i begin to quickly retreat backwards along this road. i turn around and try to run (and obviously i cant since this is a dream). but the thing is when i turn around i see... the girl from my previous dream sitting in a chair. i guess this presents a challenge. i know if i run passed the girl the homeless man will attack her instead of me. but if i stand my ground this homeless man will kill me for sure. in the end i decided to think for myself. i ran away. thats when i woke up.

naff · « **Reply #22 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:38:15 AM »

A while ago I dreamt I was in a fear factor type show, about to do a challenge which involved me getting in a cement mixer in my boxers and getting 'mixed'. So I did it and as it was happening I noticed a couple reporters in ninja suits with waiter outfits over the top sneak in and start filming, so I got out hunted them down, killed the guy reporter and raped the women.... $:-\$ I felt really bad when I woke up. Also I don't remember dreams for long after waking up, but I had to remember that one

The Sceneman · « **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:43:47 AM »

the dream you had the other day where you were suplexing dudes in a bar was sweet too

naff · « **Reply #24 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:50:14 AM »

Oh yeah. I forgot about that. That was pretty sweet, and also pretty gay... I was massagin the guys I 'suplexed' afterwards because I felt bad for hurting them

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:34:32 PM »

I'm pretty sure your dreams mean you're wilde for cock.

cool breeze · « **Reply #26 on:** April 16, 2011, 05:23:12 PM »

I had a weird dream where me and a friend were watching John Stamos (old, not uncle jesse) talking about something on stage at a hybrid train station/casino/movie theater. I was wearing a baseball cap in it and I never wear hats in real life.

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** April 21, 2011, 12:49:38 PM »

i had a dream a week or two ago where it was me, Himuro, Lennedsay, Green Man and my wife hanging out at a beach house. We were all getting drunk and eating junk food waiting for the morning to come to take my boat out. Green Man kept talking about cocoa puffs. I was baking something. I don't remember what Lennedsay was eating. I told her the next day so maybe she remembers what I said. Himuro was playing a board game and eating chips I think. There were these dogs outside that kept barking and pissing me off. That's all i remember. It was weird.

Powerslave · « **Reply #28 on:** April 21, 2011, 06:59:08 PM »

On the subject of seeing EB'ers in your dreams.. I had one today

It was Wrath's birthday and I was apparently heading to the States to attend this. The funny thing was he was in the backseat of the car I was in on my way to the airport

There were also a couple of other dudes who were supposed to be EB'ers as well but were uncredited in my dream. I remember saying "I actually always wanted to visit the States and it's kinda funny how this is gonna be the occasion when it will happen." I was also wondering how I was exactly gonna get there, it seemed like the trip was all set to go but I had no idea who or if it even was paid for yet. Lol Wrath's birthday

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #29 on:** April 22, 2011, 10:21:35 AM »

Had another weird dream last night.

This dream had an odd concept. The dream was a TV show sort of like CSI Miami or something. I mean part of me literally knew that what was happening was airing as a TV show in America. But the characters in the dream didn't know that. It was this weird thing where part of my brain knew what was going on but the character I was in the dream didn't know that it was a TV show. It was his real life.

Anyway I wasn't me in the dream but I was like a 40 year old white dude who kind of looked like Scott Bakula. My character lived in the united states at the very beginning but was burned out and decided to move to Australia and join a special forces elite police division. And here is the split mind thing again. Part of me picked Australia because I knew for an American TV audience it would be "exotic" to see a show about an American getting into high jinks with Australians ala Paul Hogan or something. It was like I was casting the show and being the main character who didn't know it was a show at the same time.

I went on like three "cases". I can't remember two of them but I remember one of them was I was hired/assigned to protect some people. And suddenly ninjas came in to kill them and me and my partners beat them up. But the twist at the end of the fighting was one of the ninjas was like a short nine year old boy.

There was more through out the dream but I can't really remember it unfortunately. I do remember at the end that me and my team went to a restaurant and it was an outback steakhouse. And the big joke that my character even fucking lamely said like he was David Caruso or something was the big irony about being in Australia and going to the outback steakhouse.

Not sure why I dreamed such a thing. I've never even seen CSI Miami outside of youtube clips and it's not like I watched any before going to bed last night.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #30 on:** April 25, 2011, 09:41:48 PM »

dreams are so weird sometimes.

I just had a totally fucked up morning smorgasbord of weird dreams. Thank you pot! $:-\$

One dream I was kind of "in" a real life sequel to Killer 7. It was pretty terrifying. I was fighting weird beasts in a derelict office building. I had to fight a boss character called "The Electric Hawaiian Sumo Wrestler" who looked like Johnny Sixkiller from the TV show Renegade. He beat me up real bad with his electric attacks then I shotgunned him in the face. Then I was in some fucked up chinese restaurant with a rag tag team of operatives, and we had to eat basically everything on the menu for exp points so we could get to the next level. Then I went into the bathroom with some chick to change outfits, and I ended up porking her

Next dream I ended up back in my old workplace in Auckland City. A lot of my friends worked there now for some reason. Pretty much all of them treated me like shit and went on about how worthless I am. I have similar dreams a lot, with my friends ragging on me.

I know I dreamed heaps of other shit but this is all I can remember.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:14:46 PM »

I had a dream a few nights ago where I was with my dad and he was driving around in a Wal-Mart parking lot at night, and my dad's like "Look over there, there's a bunch of Hell's Angels, I told you they hang out in the Wal-Mart parking lot." And they see my dad pointing and start driving towards us, and I'm like "OMG dad stop pointing and just drive!" So anyway, we're still driving around the parking lot and they've following up, when this black couple walks out and one of the bikers pulls up next to the black couple.

(In my dream, it's a well known fact that Hells Angels are all violent white supremacists.)

So anyway, my dad say "We have to help those people" and he rams the biker and him and the bike go flying like several hundred feet and I'm thinking "holy crap, we're definitely going to die now." We pull up next to black couple and open the door and tell them to get in the car, but they just stand there. The rest of the bikers have pulled up all around them and I'm yelling at my dad to just drive so he drives away, but he circles the parking lot and we see these cops standing by the Wal-Mart entrance, and we tell them some people are being attack, but they just stand there. We pull back around to where the bikers are at, and they're beating up the black guy and the woman is running away, so we pull up next to her and try to get her to get in the car again, but she says she can't leave without her husband. Then some bikers pull up next to us and grab the woman, and I'm yelling "go go go, just forget about them it's too late to help them, I don't wanna die!" so my dad drives away, and we go back to the cops and they're still just standing there. We tell them they have to do something, and they're like "Oh, don't worry, we're calling it in" and they all have just regular cell phones out talking on them.

That was when I woke up.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #32 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:21:03 PM »

That wasn't a dream. That was a repressed memory worming its way to your consciousness.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:27:30 PM »

You may be on to something. That's actually the second dream I've had in a month about getting attacked by a biker gang in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Last time there was no black couple and I didn't know that they were Hells Angels, they were just random guys on bikes. The pieces are starting to come together!

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #34 on:** April 25, 2011, 11:43:46 PM »

I had a dream a few weeks ago I was a serial killer. I remembered nothing about it except me being underneath a table and a grizzly bag filled with something above the table. I remember waking up and feeling depressed for a few seconds about throwing my life away by becoming a serial killer and then it dawned on me it was a dream and I was relieved.

I mentioned it to skidmark and was gonna post it but I didn't because it seemed embarrassing that I was dreaming I was a psycho or something.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #35 on:** April 26, 2011, 12:42:41 AM »

had a serial killer dream where i got carried away and killed someone when i didn't mean too, then spent the rest of the dream running from house to house, being forced into situations where i felt like i had no choice but to keep killing. all the while i could feel that it was just a matter of time before someone found a body, and that the cops would be getting closer and closer with every second that passed. by the end of it i just wanted to kill myself because the stress was so unbearable

Positive Touch · « **Reply #36 on:** April 26, 2011, 12:48:43 AM »

also strangley enough, i had a series of nightmare after i first bought gta3. the dreams would always involve someone being hit by a car would move like the driver had the a.i. of a gta npc. it was stupid, except the sounds i heard when people were hit were so realistic and disgusting that it made me sick to my stomach. this happened like three or four nights in a row. on the last night, an suv hit a woman, ran into a wall, and then just kept his foot on the gas, pushing against the wall like a stupid gta driver. thing is, the woman was trapped under the car, and the spinning tire was pulling her leg apart. her screams and the sound of muscle and bone being torn up were the worst thing ive ever experienced in a dream.

lennedsay · « **Reply #37 on:** April 26, 2011, 01:05:55 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 21, 2011, 12:49:38 PM

i had a dream a week or two ago where it was me, Himuro, Lennedsay, Green Man and my wife hanging out at a beach house. We were all getting drunk and eating junk food waiting for the morning to come to take my boat out. Green Man kept talking about cocoa puffs. I was baking something. I don't remember what Lennedsay was eating. I told her the next day so maybe she remembers what I said. Himuro was playing a board game and eating chips I think. There were these dogs outside that kept barking and pissing me off. That's all i remember. It was weird.

It was Chick-fil-A!! I bet it was delicious too.

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** April 26, 2011, 07:34:00 PM »

I can only remember chicken corpses. Man, I should'a written that down the moment I woke up. $:-\$

Boogie · « **Reply #39 on:** April 26, 2011, 09:56:33 PM »

A couple nights ago I had a dream where I was heading towards downtown Toronto with a group of people. It was very eerie and stormy, with creepy clouds. All of a sudden, we all looked towards downtown, and saw something floating down from the sky by parachute, and then suddenly the BMO building (second tallest in the city) collasped WTC-style, and then there was a huge shockwave and a rush of smoke and air that reached us. Then the dream paused, rewound about fifteen seconds, and I saw the "parachute bomb" fall again, the BMO building collapse, and the shockwave again. We then all started scrambling away from the downtown, trying to get on trains out of town, and then I woke up.

So, yeah, I basically dreamed of nuclear apocalypse.

chronovore · « **Reply #40 on:** April 27, 2011, 01:06:16 AM »

And a glitch in the matrix, since it repeated itself.

nice cat but chicken · « **Reply #41 on:** October 26, 2011, 02:22:17 AM »

i had a weird dream last night (aren't all dreams weird?) that had a way more cohesive narrative than usual. it's a long story but:

the part i remember started on the street i work on so i figure i'd just finished work. i go to get on a bus (towards Island Bay which no one in their right mind would do) and Sceneman and someone else (maybe my gf?) are on the bus. i have a twenty dollar note. pretty much as soon as i sit down i realise that i don't need/want to be on the bus so i jump off (forgetting my $20 but Sceneman reminds me, what a guy).

once off the bus i realise that my band is playing on the street, the same street i work on, so i get involved in that. it's more like an impromptu concert than like we're busking and a lot of my friends are standing around. one of these friends alerts me to a party they have organised in an abandoned house just down the road. i don't know how long i stayed on the street playing but i eventually head to the party.

the party is massive. at least a hundred people had to be there including my mother and 14 year old sister. the house, while abandoned, has electricity running and is beautifully furnished. i hang out in the yard for a while which is lit with braziers and candles. maggie gyllenhall is there (i dislike her acting, voice and face) and while i'm talking to someone else her body language tells me she's crushing on me. in the dream this does not seem like a bad proposition despite my opinion of her irl. later i see her again and she's turned into st. vincent (who's music i've barely heard) except that i know it's her but it doesn't look like her, she is much uglier with boils and everything. and she's still crushing. harder than ever.

i go inside and admire the decor, urinate etc. a bunch of kids are running about playing games as kids are wont to do. as i look around i see that the kids have discovered some underground passages. i follow them down and find myself in what is basically a dungeon. it's a maze of concreted rooms that interconnect and go deeper and deeper. the dream starts getting really creepy in a way that i can't communicate without a camera/soundtrack. i don't really remember many specifics of the dungeon but there's something about a guy in a luchador mask, seeing scratch marks in the paint of one room, someone having written serial numbers in biro on the same paint and finding a cassette with general midi music on it.

that's all i really remember, i'm quite glad i didn't stick around longer to find out what was behind the house. i don't have scary/creepy dreams often so this stuck out to me. could be a good start to a horror film with some tweaks.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #42 on:** February 28, 2012, 06:42:13 PM »

Had the weirdest situation in my dream last night. I dreamed I pulled bacon out of my dick. I looked down at my penis, saw something poking out of my dick hole, pulled and yanked a strip of bacon out. I mean, what the fuck.

bud · « **Reply #43 on:** February 28, 2012, 07:14:51 PM »

i had this dream in my teenage years that my dick broke in half and it looked like what a hot dog looks on the inside. it freaked me out so much i stoppred masturbating for a while in fear of literally breaking my dick.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #44 on:** February 28, 2012, 07:20:05 PM »

i started to have a sex dream the other night, but then the chick took off her shirt and she had hairy shoulders so i had to leave

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #45 on:** February 29, 2012, 03:10:01 AM »

I forgot about this thread. I've definitely had weird dreams recently but unless I write them down they disappear. I'll try to remember the next time it happens.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** February 29, 2012, 03:56:37 AM »

I had a dream me and Cajole were roommates, and two beautiful women were in our bed late one night. One brunette for him, one latina for me. But instead of getting in bed we were on laptops talking on twitter

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2013, 05:52:13 PM »

I had a weird one last night but I can only remember the very end of it.

It was me. Jean-Luc Picard and Riker filming a scene of Star Trek at my childhood home. At one point it felt like I was the cameraman but then at a certain point I was definitely in the scene. Riker keep messing up the scene because he couldn't get through his line.

At that point there was a big dispute between my next door neighbors and me, Picard, and Riker because they were making a lot of noise while we were trying to film. I'm pretty sure the neighbors were a group of wrestlers though (about 20 or 30) having a party and drinking beer and being really loud. I didn't recognize any of the wrestlers as famous people but Michael Madsen was definitely part of their group for some reason. I definitely remember that and his voice.

I started hollering at them telling them to be quiet, when one of the tossed a cement cinderblock at me but it hit the ground before it reached me. At that point I started to get nervous and fearful there was going to be a fight between our groups but then I woke up.

I pretty sure part of this dream was due to the fact that I was anticipating a Star Trek like game for a few days called Star Command but not sure where the rest of it came from.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #48 on:** May 02, 2013, 06:24:29 PM »

I had a weird dream recently.

I was backstage at Beyonce concert (I don't know why, I can't even name five of her songs) and in between two of her songs, she went back and made some bitchy request to me. I wasn't having her shit so I told her to go fuck herself. Apparently the audience could hear all of this. Then the audience roars with applause at my dismissal of her bullshit. Then she starts screaming and having a fit. I said "whatever" and walked off into the stage and into the audience. The audience parted ways like the Red Sea (or drew's mom's legs) as the cheers grew louder. I can still hear Beyonce having a hissy fit as I look back. I walk out of the concert venue a hero and that is all I remember.

Not sure what it means.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #49 on:** May 02, 2013, 06:29:50 PM »

Quote from: bud on February 28, 2012, 07:14:51 PM

i had this dream in my teenage years that my dick broke in half and it looked like what a hot dog looks on the inside. it freaked me out so much i stoppred masturbating for a while in fear of literally breaking my dick.

As a teenager I had a lot of dreams wherein I had two penises. It was a frequently recurring dream trope, like, twice a week or so.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #50 on:** May 02, 2013, 08:22:44 PM »

I had a dream a few days ago where I was protecting Lindsay Lohan from paparazzi. i didn't even end up getting any before i woke up. i can't believe i had a dream about white knighting lindsay lohan.

Groogrux · « **Reply #51 on:** May 04, 2013, 03:38:49 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on May 02, 2013, 08:22:44 PM

I had a dream a few days ago where I was protecting Lindsay Lohan from paparazzi. i didn't even end up getting any before i woke up. i can't believe i had a dream about white knighting lindsay lohan.

nice cat but chicken · « **Reply #52 on:** May 12, 2013, 09:15:46 PM »

watching TNG episode Ensign Ro the other day reminded me of one of my earliest sex dreams. i think it occured in some darkened underground maze thing. its a very old dream so not many specifics but i was confronted with a bajoran female (likely the ds9 one, kira?) who had three genital orifices, 2 of which were lethal, and i had to choose one at my peril. the mechanics of sex were totally broken in my dream because i was quite a sheltered 10 year old.

Rufus · « **Reply #53 on:** May 13, 2013, 02:48:45 AM »

No, you were ten. I had already seen porn before that age, which probably wasn't normal.

nice cat but chicken · « **Reply #54 on:** May 13, 2013, 03:28:52 AM »

i think ten is a pretty standard age to first view porn these days. definitely troublesome. i've worked with some younger chaps and the way they talk about sex is really distressing. like the sound like they still think porn is a documentary.

StealthFan · « **Reply #55 on:** May 13, 2013, 07:51:47 AM »

I had a a dream a few weeks back where I was in a vaguely sci-fi future. I'm talking like Gattaca type future, no floating cars and shit. I find my mother's car vandalized in a parking lot and I am very concerned about her. I continue on to work and decide I have to divulge information with my boss who is Tom Hanks. He's a really important dude (Tom Hanks isn't Tom Hanks in the dream, if that makes sense) and I am apparently an underling.

I work in what looks like a crazy cool library and as I go to talk to Hanks his guards stop me and the head of security tells me no. The head of security is the shrink from The Sopranos. I force my way through to talk to Hanks and he is sitting in a chair surrounded by some kids, reading to them. I tell him it's super important and he tells me it's fine and it can wait. Unsatisfied I blurt out that someone is planning on killing him. I immediately move away from the children knowing that he will do the same and I continue telling him that I heard of this plot. I don't remember the rest of the conversation but I remember why the security teams distrusts me. It turns out that I am a serial killer, that through a recent breakthrough in technology, has been reformed. Hanks basically uses me as a success story, showing how the program works, but logically keeps me far away because I used to be a serial killer. I am basically a show pony, and nobody within the organization actually trusts me or wants me around.

I should note that I am not actually myself in the dream. It isn't my reflection (I look like Willem Dafoe and have a voice I don't recognize) and my mother isn't actually my mother but some random lady I've never seen before. I am a character within the dream, and I only have fleeting lucidity as this character. There was a really pimping ass shopping center I walked by in the dream too. Also I am not the one trying to kill Hanks, my character wants to keep him safe.

Rufus · « **Reply #56 on:** May 13, 2013, 08:19:45 AM »

There's an episode of Babylon 5 about a 'reformed' (he got his personality erased or something) serial killer who comes to the station as a monk or something. Then a bunch of murders occur and he begins to doubt himself, because he recognizes the method or whatever.

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Turns out it's just a relative (?) of a former victim, trying to get revenge.

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chronovore · « **Reply #57 on:** May 20, 2013, 07:33:31 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on May 13, 2013, 07:51:47 AM

I had a a dream a few weeks back where I was in a vaguely sci-fi future. I'm talking like Gattaca type future, no floating cars and shit. I find my mother's car vandalized in a parking lot and I am very concerned about her. I continue on to work and decide I have to divulge information with my boss who is Tom Hanks. He's a really important dude (Tom Hanks isn't Tom Hanks in the dream, if that makes sense) and I am apparently an underling.

I work in what looks like a crazy cool library and as I go to talk to Hanks his guards stop me and the head of security tells me no. The head of security is the shrink from The Sopranos. I force my way through to talk to Hanks and he is sitting in a chair surrounded by some kids, reading to them. I tell him it's super important and he tells me it's fine and it can wait. Unsatisfied I blurt out that someone is planning on killing him. I immediately move away from the children knowing that he will do the same and I continue telling him that I heard of this plot. I don't remember the rest of the conversation but I remember why the security teams distrusts me. It turns out that I am a serial killer, that through a recent breakthrough in technology, has been reformed. Hanks basically uses me as a success story, showing how the program works, but logically keeps me far away because I used to be a serial killer. I am basically a show pony, and nobody within the organization actually trusts me or wants me around.

I should note that I am not actually myself in the dream. It isn't my reflection (I look like Willem Dafoe and have a voice I don't recognize) and my mother isn't actually my mother but some random lady I've never seen before. I am a character within the dream, and I only have fleeting lucidity as this character. There was a really pimping ass shopping center I walked by in the dream too. Also I am not the one trying to kill Hanks, my character wants to keep him safe.

This will turn out to be the plot of Ubisoft's new Watch Dogs. Just you wait.

Atramental · « **Reply #58 on:** May 29, 2013, 08:26:01 AM »

Had a dream that some gal that I know sent me nude pics and I got excited so I went to grab my phone off my night stand (in the dream and in reality too) and then I awoke.

$:-\$

Then I went to sleep again and had a dream of a black squirrel running across my front yard and up a tree. Then I awoke again.

Fucking dreams...

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #59 on:** May 29, 2013, 10:00:53 AM »

Stealth Fan, your dream might be the key to past unlocking past sexual trauma, which could become the first step in the healing process.

I'll lend my huge intellect to you later on this week.

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