Author Topic: I'm blowing this load early - Happy Birthday BlackMage!! (Read 1351 times)

lennedsay · « **on:** March 17, 2011, 11:29:38 PM »

Are you counting the minutes to midnight boo?!

BlackMage · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:39:24 PM »

you mean this year i don't have to start my own damn thread?!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2011, 11:59:04 PM »

What? Didn't BlackMage just have birthday last year?

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Happy birthday, BM.

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lennedsay · « **Reply #3 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:00:38 AM »

you mean this year i don't have to start my own damn thread?!

We thought you might forget in your old age. Dirty Thirty!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:01:00 AM »

An early load as usual for BlackMage.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:04:44 AM »

Fuck he got it all in my eyebrows and shit, next time aim for the chin... wait what? Oh ok, Happy Birthday!

* BlueTsunami wipes his brow

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:04:45 AM »

Len must have something of a mess in her hands.

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:05:40 AM »

Oh right! Happy bd mage hope you don't have to pay for your sexy time today!

Powerslave · « **Reply #8 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:07:37 AM »

I'm not congratulating anyone until it's actually their birthday. What do you take me for, a sucker?

BlackMage · « **Reply #9 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:09:28 AM »

ima skeetin in all yalls face! thats love nukka

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:09:59 AM »

I'm not congratulating anyone until it's actually their birthday. What do you take me for, a sucker?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #11 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:10:59 AM »

I'm no BlackMage. No early loads here. My load is blown when I want it to, just like a pro, baby.

BlackMage · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:12:14 AM »

I'm no BlackMage. No early loads here. My load is blown when I want it to, just like a pro, baby.

do you squeeze the tip just before orgasm?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:14:24 AM »

I slam it on a table, like Mr Marcus. Give it a try next time.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** March 18, 2011, 12:50:39 AM »

I feel so gay for getting that

Diunx · « **Reply #15 on:** March 18, 2011, 01:58:16 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** March 18, 2011, 02:26:49 AM »

It's a half hour after midnight here. Happy birthday!

Boogie · « **Reply #17 on:** March 18, 2011, 02:48:59 AM »

I'm still peeved that this recent rash of birthday threads began two days after my kw. B-day...

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okay, not really

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Bildi · « **Reply #18 on:** March 18, 2011, 07:11:54 AM »

Post a pic so we can all enjoy your birthday.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** March 18, 2011, 08:04:22 AM »

Here it comes,

Happy Birthday!

chronovore · « **Reply #20 on:** March 18, 2011, 09:33:31 AM »

Many bukakke returns of the day, BM.

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** March 18, 2011, 09:36:16 AM »

Happy Birthday, BlackMage!

Post a pic so we can all enjoy your birthday.

Or, if the birthday gets too wild, you can just PM them.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** March 18, 2011, 11:16:31 AM »

happy birthday, dude!

BlackMage · « **Reply #23 on:** March 18, 2011, 11:31:44 AM »

I'll be very drunk tonight so... I don't know.. maybe cock pics incoming?

Bebpo · « **Reply #24 on:** March 18, 2011, 05:30:47 PM »

Happy Birthday

go hook up with some hot girlies

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #25 on:** March 18, 2011, 06:19:23 PM »

happy birthday!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** March 18, 2011, 09:55:03 PM »

Give some girl from OKcupid the Einstein.

Finish faster than the speed of light, so that you're done before you even get started?

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