Author Topic: my milkshake brings all the girls to the penis (Read 1550 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** March 24, 2011, 02:05:31 AM »

oh wait nevermind girls hate me

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:18:23 AM »

Girls hate me too. Well I assume this is true, so I don't really talk to them.

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2011, 02:32:33 AM »

Get the fuck off this board.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2011, 04:04:37 AM »

fuck off bacchus. I love everyone here.

got my dick sucked tonight. had to leave the party early though

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2011, 04:22:19 AM »

this your coming out thread?

etiolate · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2011, 05:23:49 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 24, 2011, 04:04:37 AM

fuck off bacchus. I love everyone here.

got my dick sucked tonight. had to leave the party early though

bassist?

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:12:01 AM »

I was addressing Wrath's hatred of penis, sorry you assumed it was to you, BN, I'll quote next time.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:30:35 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 24, 2011, 04:04:37 AM

fuck off bacchus. I love everyone here.

got my dick sucked tonight. had to leave the party early though

This story again...

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:34:09 AM »

Do you have any idea how many people have (oral) sex around the world everyday? hint: more than one.

Do you have any idea how many of them create threads about it? hint: probably one.

Bildi · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:36:36 AM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on March 24, 2011, 08:12:01 AM

I was addressing Wrath's hatred of penis, sorry you assumed it was to you, BN, I'll quote next time.

All the cool kids don't quote posts immediately above. Stay cool, man.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:48:13 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 24, 2011, 04:04:37 AM

got my dick sucked tonight. had to leave the party early though

had to find someplace to spit it out and brush your teeth, gotcha

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:59:49 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 24, 2011, 05:23:49 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on March 24, 2011, 04:04:37 AM
fuck off bacchus. I love everyone here.

got my dick sucked tonight. had to leave the party early though

bassist?

Ice cold.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2011, 09:23:29 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on March 24, 2011, 08:34:09 AM

Do you have any idea how many people have (oral) sex around the world everyday? hint: more than one.

Do you have any idea how many of them create threads about it? hint: probably one.

Oh man I sound so bitter.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2011, 11:38:30 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2011, 11:38:38 AM »

cigarillo

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2011, 11:38:47 AM »

PANSY

Boogie · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2011, 03:47:39 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on March 24, 2011, 08:34:09 AM

Do you have any idea how many people have (oral) sex around the world everyday? hint: more than one.

Do you have any idea how many of them create threads about it? hint: probably one.

Methinks that one Lonely Island music video was pulled directly from BrandNew's brain.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2011, 04:21:14 PM »

Quote

Girl penis is best penis.

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:himu

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2011, 07:00:13 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on March 24, 2011, 09:23:29 AM

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on March 24, 2011, 08:34:09 AM
Do you have any idea how many people have (oral) sex around the world everyday? hint: more than one.

Do you have any idea how many of them create threads about it? hint: probably one.

Oh man I sound so ~~bitter~~ awesome.

fixed

BlackMage · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2011, 08:24:37 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 24, 2011, 05:23:49 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on March 24, 2011, 04:04:37 AM
fuck off bacchus. I love everyone here.

got my dick sucked tonight. had to leave the party early though

bassist?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:02:50 AM »

"well there was a girl at the party dressed as a school girl and she asked me to help her with her homework. so we went back to her dorm and she went down on me"

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:44:36 AM »

"As she was chuggin' I let out a sneeze and she gagged on it and then..."

lennedsay · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2011, 09:08:28 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2011, 04:10:10 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2011, 05:46:16 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2011, 05:50:28 PM »

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Author Topic: my milkshake brings all the girls to the penis (Read 1550 times)