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Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« on: March 28, 2011, 12:44:50 PM »
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Definite GOTY contender. 

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 12:59:43 PM »
Isn't this going to be released during the fall?

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 01:03:58 PM »
Three weeks. 

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 01:04:59 PM »
because the only thing I want to see from Valve is Half-Life
never touched L4D,Portal,etc...never will,Valve would have to pay me to even look at them

no Half-Life 3,not interested

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 01:16:00 PM »
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inferior 360 version  :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 01:19:15 PM »
Because Portal was pretty crappy.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2011, 01:19:53 PM »
because the only thing I want to see from Valve is Half-Life
never touched L4D,Portal,etc...never will,Valve would have to pay me to even look at them

Well, congratulation on ignoring some of the best games of the last 10 years.

I didn't realize Portal 2 was coming so soon. I'll probably go in with my brother on the Steam 2-pack [2 copies for $80].
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2011, 01:33:05 PM »
[youtube=560,345]Kasf1XaHIyk[/youtube]

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you posted commercials, not gameplay
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2011, 01:35:35 PM »
I liked Portal but I liked it in the way you like an XBLA title. Perfect length and perfect price with the orange box. I'll be curious to see if it actually ends up feeling like a full price product.

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2011, 01:40:06 PM »
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2011, 05:23:08 PM »
Three weeks. 

It's out of beta and releasing on time.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2011, 05:26:03 PM »
I liked Portal but I liked it in the way you like an XBLA title. Perfect length and perfect price with the orange box. I'll be curious to see if it actually ends up feeling like a full price product.

Pretty much. I'm sure Portal 2 will end up feeling like a full price game, but I'm sure as hell not going to pay full price for another Portal. Gonna wait for multiple pricedrops or the $2 Steam sale this Christmas.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2011, 05:52:32 PM »
Eight days (possibly six if the potato ARG isn't just pulling everyone's leg)

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I'm replaying Portal to get hyped for the game and I found a site with a bunch of highly acclaimed Portal mods.  I've only done Blue Portals: UP so far (the catch is your portal gun can only shoot blue portals, duh :derp) and the level design is generally well done, although everything else (the voice acting and so forth) feels amateurish. 

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2011, 05:57:56 PM »
portal prelude is an ok mod, try that

anyway im hoping this arg stuff DOES lead into a sooner release date and doesnt end up being like a preload or demo

something is definitely going down on the 15th
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2011, 05:58:45 PM »
I am not looking at ANYTHING regarding this game until I start playing it. Anything short of the box art is a huge spoiler

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2011, 06:00:42 PM »
what sho nuff said.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2011, 08:10:42 PM »
Same.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2011, 10:51:19 PM »
I've avoided it so much I didn't know it was 3 weeks away
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2011, 10:54:08 PM »
what pilonv said.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2011, 11:42:48 PM »
In fact I hope it's only a 3 hour game like the previous one.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #20 on: April 10, 2011, 12:26:04 AM »
Apparently it's a "real" game this time. ::) Which probably means it's 20 hours long.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2011, 12:36:59 AM »
Supposedly there the SP and MP campaigns are 6-8 hours each.  So you're looking at 12-16 hours of content before challenge rooms, DLC and user mods.

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2011, 06:35:14 PM »
i think half life 3 will be formally announced at the end of this game
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2011, 07:02:09 PM »
Apparently it's a "real" game this time. ::) Which probably means it's 20 hours long.

How horrible!
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2011, 07:14:15 PM »
i think half life 3 will be formally cancelled at the end of this game

probably
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2011, 12:53:22 AM »
This game represents the beginning of Steam ruled hegemony between consoles and PC's; Steam on PS3, cross platform chat, persistent cloud based saves you can use between platforms  :omg

Bow down to the Valve overlords :bow2
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2011, 01:15:47 AM »
So who wants to go in a 2 pack on steam with me?
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2011, 11:47:59 AM »
Looks like Steam preorders are going to get the game early.  PC gaming wins again.  :smug

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2011, 02:26:30 PM »
So who wants to go in a 2 pack on steam with me?

I will.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2011, 03:19:42 PM »
Need Portal now.  :(
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2011, 04:21:17 PM »


:hyper :hyper :hyper

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2011, 07:53:29 PM »
oh shit a pre-load? Haven't had one of those in AGES :hyper
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2011, 07:58:35 PM »
I saw a billboard for this and I was like "wtf, Portal 2 is coming out already?  awesome" And then I saw it was a full priced game and went back to forgetting about it.
+1000000000. The hell is this?

I'll wait for the inevitable $10 Christmas sale
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2011, 07:59:59 PM »
Preload? Nom nom nom

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2011, 09:34:38 PM »
Anyone wanna split a 2-pack?
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2011, 11:59:59 PM »
sorry just split one with cajole :(
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2011, 12:04:56 AM »
sucks they don't have an even cheaper 4-pack option
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2011, 01:06:10 PM »
sucks they don't have an even cheaper 4-pack option

It is, at most, a 2-player game.

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2011, 01:16:26 PM »
Until some modder implements a 4 player option.  :P

I hope Portal 2 has alot of good player made content.

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2011, 01:30:47 PM »
sucks they don't have an even cheaper 4-pack option

It is, at most, a 2-player game.

Oh yeah, duh. :duh
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2011, 01:34:41 PM »
so the games coming out on friday for steam peeps. and here i was thinking i would be clever, getting the ps3 version on the cheap. now i have to wait until next week.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2011, 01:42:57 PM »
so the games coming out on friday for steam peeps. and here i was thinking i would be clever, getting the ps3 version on the cheap. now i have to wait until next week.

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2011, 01:45:09 PM »
so the games coming out on friday for steam peeps. and here i was thinking i would be clever, getting the ps3 version on the cheap. now i have to wait until next week.

lol, wanna back this up? Pretty sure the "early release" Valve is promising pre-purchasers is something closer to a midnight unlock.

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2011, 02:01:34 PM »
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU  :maf



wait I can't play until the 29th anyway  :fbm

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2011, 06:36:29 PM »
so the games coming out on friday for steam peeps. and here i was thinking i would be clever, getting the ps3 version on the cheap. now i have to wait until next week.

lol, wanna back this up? Pretty sure the "early release" Valve is promising pre-purchasers is something closer to a midnight unlock.

some rumors are that it's being unlocked on friday dunno. whatevs.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #45 on: April 14, 2011, 08:54:34 PM »
Anyone wanna split a 2-pack?

I was thinkin of getting the PoS3 version but now I think I'll just get it on Steam... How do we do this?
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #47 on: April 14, 2011, 09:05:28 PM »
im pretty sure valve releasing a game early would create a black hole or something
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #49 on: April 14, 2011, 09:51:18 PM »


GET THE FUCK OUT :omg

must speedrun portal tonight
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #50 on: April 14, 2011, 11:14:07 PM »
its "out" for PS3 and 360  :-[
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #51 on: April 14, 2011, 11:19:49 PM »
Piracy is killing PC gami...wait what

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #52 on: April 14, 2011, 11:20:49 PM »
There was some sort of additional 300MB download for Portal 2 that just come up not too long ago. Don't know what it is though.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #53 on: April 15, 2011, 12:42:11 AM »
Spoilers are already out there.  :(

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« Reply #54 on: April 15, 2011, 12:44:52 AM »
From the countdown site:

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #56 on: April 15, 2011, 01:07:34 AM »
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/7852/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_70

hmmm

Just means you can get Portal 2 for $40 without having to get a 2 pack [but you also have to spend $38 extra on a bunch of other games too].
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #57 on: April 15, 2011, 08:09:28 AM »
i'm weak. i bought the steam version and cancelled my amazon order for the ps3 version. so weak
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #58 on: April 15, 2011, 10:24:48 AM »
i'm weak. i bought the steam version and cancelled my amazon order for the ps3 version. so weak

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #59 on: April 15, 2011, 10:29:45 AM »
i'm weak. i bought the steam version and cancelled my amazon order for the ps3 version. so weak

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