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mojovonio

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Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« on: March 29, 2011, 03:13:59 PM »
Just farted in my office.

Can't open the window.

Hope no one walks in.
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Great Rumbler

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 03:20:55 PM »
That doesn't rhyme.
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2011, 03:34:32 PM »
I tried eating hard boiled eggs for breakfast for a few days.  *shudder*  so gross
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2011, 03:48:51 PM »
and mups is the other way.

He doesn't like them, but his colon can take almost anything.  or so I hear.
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Mupepe

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2011, 04:03:43 PM »
my digestive tract was made for lovin
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chronovore

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 06:58:31 PM »
Quote from: mojovonio on March 29, 2011, 03:13:59 PM
Just farted in my office.

Can't open the window.

Hope no one walks in.

Worst haiku ever.
Breaks established format, yet
undeny'bly true.
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BlackMage

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2011, 07:39:02 PM »
I eat hard boiled eggs all the time and it doesn't affect me like that.  8)
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2011, 08:06:53 PM »
I think there is a Hentai where that happens.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2011, 08:09:27 PM »
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 29, 2011, 08:06:53 PM
I think there is a Hentai where that happens.

The egg is probably blurred out though.
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2011, 09:52:39 PM »
Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 29, 2011, 07:49:25 PM
Cut out the middle man and stick them directly in your ass

:rofl
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2011, 10:13:22 PM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 29, 2011, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 29, 2011, 08:06:53 PM
I think there is a Hentai where that happens.

The egg is probably blurred out though.

nah, they only put a blurry bar right across the thickest part of the egg.  You can still see most of it.
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2011, 10:17:50 PM »
Quote from: BlackMage on March 29, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
I eat hard boiled eggs all the time and it doesn't affect me like that.  8)

Same here brotha! I don't eat the yolks though if that makes a difference.
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BlackMage

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2011, 11:09:45 PM »
Quote from: lennedsay on March 29, 2011, 10:17:50 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on March 29, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
I eat hard boiled eggs all the time and it doesn't affect me like that.  8)

Same here brotha! I don't eat the yolks though if that makes a difference.

what? that's the best fucking part
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2011, 11:15:42 PM »
No, yolks are shit.
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2011, 11:18:33 PM »
Quote from: BlackMage on March 29, 2011, 11:09:45 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on March 29, 2011, 10:17:50 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on March 29, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
I eat hard boiled eggs all the time and it doesn't affect me like that.  8)

Same here brotha! I don't eat the yolks though if that makes a difference.

what? that's the best fucking part

Preach it bratha!
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2011, 11:32:30 PM »
Quote from: BlackMage on March 29, 2011, 11:09:45 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on March 29, 2011, 10:17:50 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on March 29, 2011, 07:39:02 PM
I eat hard boiled eggs all the time and it doesn't affect me like that.  8)

Same here brotha! I don't eat the yolks though if that makes a difference.

what? that's the best fucking part

I used to share my yolks with my collie but she died. :( You can be my new boiled egg buddy, eating the gross parts I won't and whatnot.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2011, 12:23:24 AM »
sprinkle a little vinegar on them and they taste a bit like deviled eggs :)
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2011, 12:31:58 AM »
Love them, best way to get protein without having to add in other shit or dealing with stuff that takes too long to cook. I usually sprinkle on a little kosher salt and eat the whole in two bites.
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2011, 12:56:34 AM »
Quote from: Billy Rygar on March 29, 2011, 07:49:25 PM
Cut out the middle man and stick them directly in your ass

god dammit  :lol
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Barry Egan

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2011, 01:08:46 AM »
Hard boiled eggs.
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Cormacaroni

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2011, 06:41:48 AM »
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 30, 2011, 12:31:58 AM
Love them, best way to get protein without having to add in other shit or dealing with stuff that takes too long to cook. I usually sprinkle on a little kosher salt and eat the whole in two bites.

I think you mean SECOND best way to get protein, honeycheeks  :-*
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2011, 08:43:56 AM »
Quote from: Cormacaroni on March 30, 2011, 06:41:48 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 30, 2011, 12:31:58 AM
Love them, best way to get protein without having to add in other shit or dealing with stuff that takes too long to cook. I usually sprinkle on a little kosher salt and eat the whole in two bites.

I think you mean SECOND best way to get protein, honeycheeks  :-*

 :shh


Oh and...



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Himu

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2011, 09:45:39 AM »
hard boiled eggs own.

eggs are the best food known to man.

picked up some deviled eggs the other day from the store for 1.79.
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2011, 10:15:51 AM »
worth it
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2011, 10:18:41 AM »
eggs are terrible and are the worst food known to man.  they taste like ass.  GO TO HELL EGGS
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Himu

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2011, 10:21:43 AM »
i hope you kill yourself!!!!
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2011, 10:26:29 AM »
you'd cry, papa.
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Himu

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2011, 10:26:37 AM »
I hope your stomach explodes, mupepe!!!



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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2011, 10:27:30 AM »
Last Thanksgiving I made deviled eggs and they were delicious.  Today I can't look at an egg without feeling queasy.  It even ruined my appetite for kolache factory.
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Himu

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2011, 10:30:27 AM »
how is this possible?

eggs are magnificent!
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Rman

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2011, 04:06:59 PM »
Don't cook them for too long and run them under cold water if you're not going to eat them immediately.  They'll continue cooking, or overcooking to be more accurate.  Green yolks are nasty.
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2011, 08:37:05 AM »
Fried eggs and juicy link sausages for breakfast. NOM NOM NOM
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Corporal

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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2011, 03:00:20 AM »
Eggs are awesome.

Srsly though, bread, butter, hardboiled egg slices, salt, pepper. If I'm feeling adventurous, with an anchovy or two.
So good.
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Re: Hard Boiled Eggs for lunch
« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2011, 03:04:27 AM »
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