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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 11:17:56 PM »
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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2011, 11:24:44 PM »
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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2011, 11:36:57 PM »
really cause I don't recall any of your posts  :smug

edIt: haha oh pooing... My mind is too clean
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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2011, 12:19:29 AM »
my flatmates have this super passive-aggressive feud going about who's turn it is to buy toilet paper whenever we run out, so when we actually run out we always go like one or two days without any. And from that I've started to poo less often. Not sure where this will take me, but I assume I'm going to explode at a certain point from too much pent up poo

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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2011, 12:33:38 AM »
Once a day in the morning is the best poop schedual ever.

BlackMage

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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2011, 12:45:51 AM »
I poo like 3 times a day but I eat a shit load of fiber.
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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2011, 12:54:59 AM »
I like your use of shit load there.

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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2011, 01:07:42 AM »
Funny you mention it, that runs parallel to my recent masturbation habits.
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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2011, 02:28:31 AM »
Story of my life.

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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2011, 02:46:30 AM »
Story of my life.

What a shitty life.

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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2011, 04:41:33 AM »
healthy bacteria might help.  If your stools are loose it could be because you don't have enough good bacteria in your intestines (sometimes because of anti-biotics, sometimes diseases, infections, other stuff) to make things solid and take their time going through.  Stuff like yoghurt has healthy bacteria and you can buy them as pills in higher volume.

Otoh if they're solid, it could just be that you eat a ton of fiber.

Still, 2 times a day is healthier than 3 times a week.  If you don't go fairly often, it usually means your dehydrated/constipated which can lead to fissures (cuts) in your ass when have to strain to push them out.  Fissures are no fun and you don't want that.  Otoh if you go like 2-5 times a day with a lot of loose stools, you're constantly losing all the positive minerals and vitamins and healthy stuff you're supposed to be getting from your food as it passes right through and you'll lose weight and be malnurished and need to take vitamins.  But 1 or 2 times a day or at worst once every other day is within good parameters.

If you have any other questions I can tell you a lot about this stuff.  As someone living with fucked up intestines for the last 7 years I can tell you everything you want to know about your guts and ass.

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Re: I've gone from pooing three times a week to pooing two times a day
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2011, 01:51:12 PM »
Did this coincide with you listening to less hip hop? ???