FBI launches online document archive, confirms Roswell UFOs

[ManaByte]

The FBI launched vault.fbi.gov, which is an online archive of scanned documents on all sorts of subjects. Guess they didn't censor the UFO documents well enough;

[Mr. Gundam]

(Dons tin hat)

Let's do this.

[Cormacaroni]

If only that had been signed 'Walt Disney' this would be the ultimate Manabyte thread.

[choco parfait]

And they used to always say I was crazy... Now look who has the last laugh!

[Joe Molotov]

 

[Barry Egan]

Even the FBI likes to troll Manabyte

[AdmiralViscen]

Better get this shit saved fast before the government shuts down and so does the website

Maybe boehner is just trying to cover this up 

[Himu]

human shape?

so we can mate with aliens?

*rubs hands*

So if they're human, are midgets aliens?

[Himu]

Who cares.

Can we have sex with these three foot tall humanoids? That's the important question.

[T-Short]

Who cares.

Can we have sex with these three foot tall humanoids? That's the important question.

Sure, just convert back to catholicism

[Himu]

I was never a Catholic!

Looks like I'm out of some poontang out of this world.

[T-Short]

that was a child molestation joke, did you just miss it?

[Great Rumbler]

So, let me get this straight. The very same government that has kept these files under a cloak of absolute and total secrecy for sixty years has now, through it's very own online file viewing site to which files must be purposefully uploaded, uploaded files which categorically PROVE the existence of alien life forms [which the government has continually denied]. And you're going to take this all at face value?

lol

[AdmiralViscen]

Who cares.

Can we have sex with these three foot tall humanoids? That's the important question.

Sure, just convert back to catholicism

Lmao

[Himu]

that was a child molestation joke, did you just miss it?

[Diunx]

So, let me get this straight. The very same government that has kept these files under a cloak of absolute and total secrecy for sixty years has now, through it's very own online file viewing site to which files must be purposefully uploaded, uploaded files which categorically PROVE the existence of alien life forms [which the government has continually denied]. And you're going to take this all at face value?

lol

Stop being such a sheep!

[Great Rumbler]

All the UFO stuff has been available on that site since early December, by the way.

The Aztec story was revived in 1986 by William Steinman and Wendelle Stevens in their privately-published book called UFO Crash at Aztec. It was revived again in 1998 when Linda Mouton Howe, a UFO and Art Bell mainstay, claimed she had government documents that proved the Aztec crash. What she had was a rumor eight times removed from the source, Silas Newton, that eventually ended up in a memo written to J. Edgar Hoover. Newton told George Koehler about 3-foot tall aliens and their saucer; Koehler told Morley Davies who told Jack Murphy and I. J. van Horn who told Rudy Fick who told the editor of the Wyandotte Echo in Kansas City where it was read by an Air Force agent in the Office of Special Investigations who passed on the story to Guy Hottel of the FBI who sent a memo to his boss (Thomas).

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lol manabyte lol

[Great Rumbler]

"FBI launches online document archive, confirms Roswell UFOs hoax"

[Barry Egan]

Lol Manabyte.

[AdmiralViscen]

I have a hard enough time understanding why someone would put such effort into a joke character, but on a forum this small?

[Mandark]

I have a hard enough time understanding why someone would put such effort into a joke character, but on a forum this small in life?

Fix't.

[chronovore]

If only that had been signed 'Walt Disney' this would be the ultimate Manabyte thread.

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