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T234

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Man bursts into flames in San Francisco porn shop

April 15, 2011 1:24AM


A MAN caught fire Wednesday evening inside a San Francisco porn store and was fighting for his life in the hospital after suffering third-degree burns, KCBS-TV reported.

Arson experts said it was not clear what ignited the fire but police said the man had been watching videos in a private booth when the blaze erupted.

The man ran out the front door of the adult arcade "engulfed in flames" and was spotted by police standing across the street, a police spokesman told KCBS.

"He came out of the building already on fire," Lt. Kevin McNaughton said.

Firefighters, who luckily were only about a block away on an unrelated call, raced to the scene and doused the flames.

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-bursts-into-flames-in-san-francisco-porn-shop/story-e6frfku0-1226039438122#ixzz1JWTprTn3

[youtube=560,345]qA_WYalzBE0[/youtube]


« Last Edit: April 15, 2011, 04:31:17 PM by T234 »
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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2011, 02:44:23 PM »
 :o
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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2011, 02:56:45 PM »
 :rofl
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T234

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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2011, 03:30:20 PM »
What a fiasco. :lol
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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2011, 04:25:39 PM »
Too much friction, he must have been watching some really good stuff.
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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2011, 04:39:34 PM »
Ya, that's pretty much the definition of 'you're doing it wrong'.
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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2011, 04:48:10 PM »
In retrospect, using gasoline as a lubricant was a very bad idea.
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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2011, 05:08:19 PM »
That reminds me, I haven't checked the Darwin Awards for a while. That guy's probably already on there.
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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2011, 11:12:52 PM »
Edit: My accountant's pregnant secretary.  FML

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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2011, 12:20:09 AM »
I bet he was watching a lexi belle video.  She is super hot.

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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2011, 12:52:15 AM »
Didn't use any lube I guess...

T234

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Re: Me getting out of the porn racket was apparently at the right time!
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2011, 04:17:00 PM »
THERE'S VIDEO


[youtube=560,345]qA_WYalzBE0[/youtube]
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Jesus...   :lol :lol :lol :lol

That last bit, the dude walks off all nonchalant, with his clothes burning off, and the cop is just walking over to him talking on his radio, thinking "God, I hate my job."
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holy shit  :rofl
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Damnit, the video is down now. :(
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The video deemed "too awesome" for Youtube.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd6_1302890102
« Last Edit: April 15, 2011, 07:28:55 PM by Joe Molotov® EDGE™ »
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The video deemed "too awesome" for Youtube.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd6_1302890102

omg :rofl @ the dude just walking around at the end with his clothes burning off him and the guy trying to put him out.
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Fucing ipad