This is sounding like they designed a Wii for petulant Brogamers rather than a new console.
Brogamers

Not sure why ninthings are upset with IGN,nothing outrageous in their rumors
$350-$400...nothing unexpected,$100 higher than 3DS
CPU,GPU stuff...nothing unusual
design...again nothing unusual,hot cpu+hot gpu=much bigger case
name...who cares,can change in a second
Internet is full with pictures

Some of this shit is bound to turn out true,just like in PSP2 case
Project Cafe is obviously real
1UP says,no friend codes