Author Topic: Save The Date: Apocalypse, May 21st! (Read 1619 times)

Barry Egan · « **on:** May 10, 2011, 12:27:33 AM »

I've seen these guys on the subway alot. SONY better hurry up with PSN :'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2011, 12:28:13 AM »

[youtube=560,345]8yDWXNKPtNw[/youtube]

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2011, 12:35:45 AM »

I saw a bumper sticker of that FamilyRadio shit on the back of someone's SUV a few days ago and thought it was an upcoming convention of some sort with a really poorly thought-out name. $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2011, 12:38:41 AM »

When a moon sized hour glass slowly drops from the atmosphere I'ma jump on my PC and quickly pull one out to some BBW one more time

Maximus · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2011, 04:43:48 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on May 10, 2011, 04:04:10 AM

straight up fairy tale bullshit.

Federal ban on teaching religion to anyone under the age of 18 please, let's get rid of the cancer.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! is all I hear
You wont be so smart when shit goes down!
Jesus is gonna wreck your shit on the 21st of May.

Maximus · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2011, 05:58:21 AM »

No worries Green Man; I have asked Jesus and he says "it aaaaiiieeeet, just quit using face cloths to tidy up, then leaving them back in in bathroom; thats nasty"

archie4208 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2011, 08:56:35 AM »

I hope I can beat The Witcher 2 by then.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2011, 09:17:33 AM »

At least a deadline was set for this lunacy. After nothing happens, mock them vigorously.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2011, 10:35:04 AM »

Shit, the world will end before Duke Nukem is released! :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2011, 12:07:03 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on May 10, 2011, 10:35:04 AM

Shit, the world will end before Duke Nukem is released! :'(

In heaven, Duke Nukem has already been released.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:42:13 PM »

that's some weird alignment and kerning on that headline text. what is with the lowercase 'g'?

chronovore · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:44:52 PM »

Quote from: Maximus on May 10, 2011, 04:43:48 AM

Quote from: dcharlie on May 10, 2011, 04:04:10 AM
straight up fairy tale bullshit.

Federal ban on teaching religion to anyone under the age of 18 please, let's get rid of the cancer.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! is all I hear
You wont be so smart when shit goes down!
Jesus is gonna wreck your shit on the 21st of May.

Tell the motherfucker he knows where to find me. We've got some shit to settle.

Boogie · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:52:25 PM »

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

edit: oh gawd, visiting the website. These guys don't even try to go through the motions like a Hal Lindsay does.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2011, 08:03:03 PM »

oh man I'm totally going to ask the guy in the subway to give me his stuff.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2011, 10:59:23 PM »

this apocalypse is gonna ROCK

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2011, 08:56:14 AM »

Earth will finally have peace when all the christians are gone.

Groogrux · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2011, 09:18:35 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 11, 2011, 08:56:14 AM

Earth will finally have peace when all the christians are gone.

We don't all suck...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

But you're probably right

[close]

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2011, 09:27:45 AM »

You're already going to hell with the shit you pulled andrew. Why bother with the farce...

Groogrux · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2011, 10:09:24 AM »

Quote from: demi on May 11, 2011, 09:27:45 AM

You're already going to hell with the shit you pulled andrew. Why bother with the farce...

Good point!

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** May 14, 2011, 09:21:55 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on May 11, 2011, 09:18:35 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 11, 2011, 08:56:14 AM
Earth will finally have peace when all the christians are gone.

We don't all suck...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
But you're probably right
[close]

If it's any consolation, if the rapture turns out to be true, we'll miss you.

Personally, I'll be engaging in a lolfest on all the christians left behind for unabsolved sins like lust, being judgmental, or eating shrimp.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #20 on:** May 14, 2011, 09:28:14 AM »

Even the hardcore evangelical nuts I know don't believe this prediction.

The real question is how these hucksters got enough money to plaster presumably millions into tens of millions of dollars of advertising for this message.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2011, 01:21:33 AM »

Saw the date plastured all over someone's house in bumblefuck Texas today

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