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Bebpo

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Bebpo Law
« on: May 13, 2011, 09:19:35 PM »
Just got my results from the California bar exam and I passed  8)
Now once I get sworn in next week I'm officially a lawyer.  If you need to sue Sony, call 1-800-BEBPO4YOU.

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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 09:22:59 PM »
Now if weebo bore gets in trouble because of their loli animu they a warrior of the law willing to fight for them!
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 09:26:22 PM »
can u help me sue demi for lightagation and defacation of character
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 09:29:25 PM »
can u help me sue demi for lightagation and defacation of character

:rofl
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 09:30:14 PM »
That's definitely the right word.
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 10:32:05 PM »
congratulations!
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2011, 01:23:08 AM »
Congrats!  What type of law?

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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2011, 01:40:19 AM »
Congrats lawyer.  :)

I bet that sounds pretty sweet.  :)

What is your feelings on tort reform?
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2011, 03:18:28 AM »
Congrats!

Now sue yourself!

Bebpo

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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2011, 04:43:42 AM »
Thanks all.  I had a greaaaat round of drinking with pals at the local pub tonight in celebration.  Now I got some lawyer classes in a few hours at 8:30am in the morning to attend to since the thing about being an attorney is you go to classes for the rest of your life :X  I've been doing this twice a week trial advocacy class about practicing trial experience and it's pretty useful.  Tomorrow's workshop on doing direct and cross examination will probably go interestingly since I will be tired and super hung over.

It's hard to imagine that a lawyer can play the shittiest japafag animu games in existence.

This is coming from the guy who loves FFXIII :P

Congrats!

I'd sue you for being an awesome poster!

Congrats!  What type of law?

Well, right now I'm working at a firm that does business litigation, real estate transactions and personal injury.  I'll probably stick with those for the time being since I like working on real estate and contracts, but I could see myself branching off to stock/securities law since I like corporation/stock/business/mergers law.
Now sue yourself!

Many congratulations Bebpo - fantastic stuff.



Thanks DC.  Maybe one day I'll be able to afford a game collection to match yours :)

Congrats lawyer.  :)

I bet that sounds pretty sweet.  :)

What is your feelings on tort reform?

Honestly I stay out of politics.  I thought about being a politician and maybe even president one day, but I have too many skeletons in my closet with bebpu~~~ :uguu stuff and all that.  I think there definitely needs to be some reform on the fact someone with no money can sue a dozen people they dislike for free and cost those dozen people hundreds of dollars each to get out of frivolous lawsuits, but I don't have a solution atm.
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2011, 06:16:51 AM »
Bebpuuu~ and Associates

Congratulations, Bebpo!
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2011, 06:28:54 AM »
awesome work bebpo!!!!!

:rofl @ methodis, end yourself
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Herr Mafflard

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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2011, 07:17:28 AM »
'grats!

Congrats!

I'd sue you for being an awesome poster!

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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2011, 09:34:58 AM »
Congrats Bebpo!
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2011, 09:42:33 AM »
eh i'm happy for bebpo... i wish i was out of university,math analysis is the worst thing ever made by humans >:(

you don't have to study math at law school right?
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2011, 09:52:28 AM »
CONGRATS, BEBPO! You will be the first up against the wall when the revolutions comes.  :-*

can u help me sue demi for lightagation and defacation of character
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2011, 10:52:46 AM »
Whoa, congrats man!

I'm going to contact you as soon as you get sworn in, I need you to defend my childhood friend Larry Butz, who has been accused of murdering his ex-girlfriend Cindy Stone.
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2011, 11:19:36 AM »
Congrats, dude!
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2011, 11:35:32 AM »
Congrats!
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2011, 12:07:43 PM »
:bow Bepbo :bow2

Good job!
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2011, 12:12:22 PM »
Here is your first job:

I need you to sue BONES for not making Darker than Black S3.

Get on it, Bebpo-kun!

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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2011, 12:17:19 PM »
Congrats man and now i know who to call/write message on board  :P

plus
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2011, 01:52:11 PM »
Congrats bebpo!

Himu

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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2011, 02:09:18 PM »
A jewish lawyer. Where have I seen this before? :teehee

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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2011, 06:21:23 PM »
can u help me sue demi for lightagation and defacation of character


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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2011, 06:25:22 PM »
Congratulations!
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2011, 06:29:07 PM »
Bebop's Law. It's like Murphy's Law, but with more buttsex.  :-*
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2011, 07:32:53 PM »
Congrats, Bepbo! :rock

Since you're not going to be a criminal defence lawyer, we can still be friends.  :-*
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Re: Bebpo Law
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2011, 07:34:51 PM »
Congrats, man!

Let me know when you open Bebpo, Esquire. Mecha Attorney at Law.
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