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MrAngryFace

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I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« on: December 29, 2006, 01:02:48 PM »
I dont know how those starving kids do it.
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Cheebs

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2006, 01:08:16 PM »
That's why people tend to eat everyday you know
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Himu

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2006, 01:09:29 PM »
MAF you can eat my Chinese food left overs, dude! Share the love so we can put MAF back on his feet!
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2006, 01:09:39 PM »
Apparently its hard to test blood with double cheeseburgers floating in it :(

I went to work after the clinic so im eating a vending machine breakfast but goddamn I have a headache. Downing some coffee too.
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Cheebs

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2006, 01:10:40 PM »
Test blood? Got AIDS or something?
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2006, 01:13:30 PM »
SURE! STDS ALL OVER!

No, I havent seen the doctor in uh 10 years? 11 maybe, decided to get checked out for diabetes n the like. Its gonna be like CHRISTMAS when the results come.
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Himu

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2006, 01:16:19 PM »
Haven't been to the doctor in years? damn maf. Keepin' it healthy and AWESOME. :badass
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2006, 01:17:08 PM »
I just dont like going if I dont HAVE to, but the recent headaches and fatigue have had me worried. Plus my dads all up with the diabetes and thyroid conditions.
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Wobedraggled

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2006, 01:18:06 PM »
I've done it for days at a time. of course I was dying in the hospital.

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MrAngryFace

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2006, 01:23:01 PM »
I think thats the only way, you have to be dying.
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Wobedraggled

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2006, 01:25:49 PM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 29, 2006, 01:23:01 PM
I think thats the only way, you have to be dying.

Well, they would put me on  a fast for test, then delay the test a day, it happened several times, that and a stupid high temp (105.7)

I lost 30lbs in 21 days.

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MrAngryFace

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2006, 01:28:22 PM »
Thats the shittiest way to diet ever. What did you have?
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Wobedraggled

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2006, 01:32:47 PM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 29, 2006, 01:28:22 PM
Thats the shittiest way to diet ever. What did you have?

Viral hip infection. I'm in the New England Journal of medicine because of it (no idea how it happened)

It also cause a blood clot that caused a pulmonary embolism... good times.

I have a scarred lung because the clot once chewed up and spit out my heart ended up settling in my lung, good times.

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MrAngryFace

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2006, 01:42:41 PM »
Wow thats like en episode of HOUSE MD.
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Wobedraggled

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2006, 04:47:13 PM »
Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 29, 2006, 01:42:41 PM
Wow thats like en episode of HOUSE MD.

I got my ass fingered by a hot asian nurse with my grandparents in the room, twas the highlight of the stay.

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Vizzys

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2006, 04:50:40 PM »
:lol ok....
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Wobedraggled

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2006, 04:54:24 PM »
Quote from: Viz on December 29, 2006, 04:50:40 PM
:lol ok....

I hadn't shat and they gave me stool softeners, she was "breaking it up" and I made a comment to the effect of "if you guys werren't here I'd like this a whole lot more"

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2006, 07:25:02 PM »
...were those the parents that made you related to george bush?

Awesome story otherwise.
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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2006, 07:40:33 PM »
Quote from: Wobedraggled on December 29, 2006, 04:54:24 PM
Quote from: Viz on December 29, 2006, 04:50:40 PM
:lol ok....

I hadn't shat and they gave me stool softeners, she was "breaking it up" and I made a comment to the effect of "if you guys werren't here I'd like this a whole lot more"

The mental image associated with this post is heartbreaking.
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xnikki118x

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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2006, 01:02:49 AM »
I lost 11 pounds in 6 days once because for like 3 of those days I couldn't eat ANYTHING. For the fist 2 days I kept vomiting up even water, so it was pretty bad.

I hate not being able to eat. Which makes me a spoiled brat when it comes to the starving kids in the world, but yeah I feel ya MAF. I hope the results come back negative for the bad stuff!
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Re: I went 24 hours without coffee or food, and wanted to die.
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2006, 01:16:21 AM »
This reminds me of when I was standing in line for the Wii, and I literally thought I only had enough money for Zelda and a Wii. I had eaten right before going to stand in line at Wal-Mart, and I thought I was in for the long haul. I started standing in line at 11 PM on the Friday before.

I found ten extra dollars in my wallet at around 6 PM the next day. I went about 19 hours without food. It sucked.
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