Author Topic: You ever think of weird shit (Read 914 times)

Stoney Mason · « **on:** May 31, 2011, 10:00:47 AM »

I was in bed last night. And my eye was feeling very weird. Irritated.

So whenever I get remotely sick or anything I immediately think something is very wrong with me so I started thinking about how much it would suck if I went blind while I was sleeping and how much my life would change.

And then that got me thinking about how does a blind person clean himself when he does #2. How does he know when he's cleaned himself properly.

so that's the kind of stuff I think about before I fall asleep...

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:02:29 AM »

Do you look at the paper after wiping?

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:14:54 AM »

The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:26:31 AM »

last week I wonder why there isn't a movie about a premature ejaculating rapist

Positive Touch · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:32:21 AM »

just wipe til it bleeds

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2011, 11:33:56 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:54 AM

(not sharing, fuckers)

why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2011, 12:12:26 PM »

Sometimes before going to sleep I start to think about how scary death is because is like going to sleep but never waking up and without dreams or nightmares, not existing is so scary :'(

Robo · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2011, 12:21:34 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:54 AM

The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2011, 12:22:37 PM »

Quote from: drew on May 31, 2011, 11:33:56 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:54 AM
(not sharing, fuckers)

why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up

Because I don't want someone to pin it on me when they read the news story!

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2011, 12:34:32 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:54 AM

The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.

So this is what mexicans talk about over a family night?

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2011, 12:38:14 PM »

that and frijoles

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:06:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:54 AM

The other night while watching Unbreakable with my wife I busted out with my perfect plan to perform a home invasion (not sharing, fuckers) and she asked me not to tell her stuff like that again because it scares her.

That scares me too.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:07:28 PM »

Sometimes I lay awake at night, thinking about Mupepe breaking into my house and stealing everything. The scariest part is that I know he'll never be caught.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:08:41 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 31, 2011, 04:07:28 PM

Sometimes I lay awake at night, thinking about Mupepe breaking into my house and raping me. The scariest part is that I know it'll never happen.

fixed

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:14:12 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 12:22:37 PM

Quote from: drew on May 31, 2011, 11:33:56 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:54 AM
(not sharing, fuckers)

why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
Because I don't want someone to pin it on me when they read the news story!

if it's being reported in the news then it's not a perfect plan.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:15:10 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 04:08:41 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on May 31, 2011, 04:07:28 PM
Sometimes I lay awake at night, thinking about Mupepe breaking into my house and raping me. The scariest part is that I know it'll never happen.
fixed

Ahhhh....

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:15:51 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2011, 04:14:12 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 12:22:37 PM
Quote from: drew on May 31, 2011, 11:33:56 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:54 AM
(not sharing, fuckers)

why not? i'd like to pit it against my stairwell funnel of DEATH counter robbery plan that i've got cooked up
Because I don't want someone to pin it on me when they read the news story!

if it's being reported in the news then it's not a perfect plan.

I'm not going through the troubles of hiding the body! I mean perfect as in I get away cleanly.

Robo · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:46:26 PM »

Pssh. If a fatboy like Amirox can get away with it, it's clearly not very difficult.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2011, 04:51:33 PM »

now i gotta find another crime to perfect then

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:08:22 PM »

oh give me a break you're not gonna do anything, cough it up

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2011, 05:25:48 PM »

I still pretend I can shoot lasers from my eyeballs.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2011, 07:55:43 PM »

Quote from: drew on May 31, 2011, 05:08:22 PM

oh give me a break you're not gonna do anything, cough it up

No, Drew!

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