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Beezy

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Here's the email I recieved from them:

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Dear Applicant,
 
We received your resume and your application for our Job posting..Our HR Managers have gone through your resume and due to some certain factors you have been picked as one of our possible candidate to be our Accounts Receivable.
 
Coyle Hospitality Group is a company that conducts surveys and evaluates other companies..Now Your primary task as our Accounts Receivable prior the establishment of our branch office around your area is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process. Once orders are received and sorted we deliver the product to a customer.After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products but because in most cases we make our clients prepay for orders or items they buy from us.About 90 % of our customers prefer to pay with checks drawn from the United States bank based on the amount involved. We have decided to open this new Accounts Receivable position for solving this problem. Our company use this process to test our Accounts Receivable before you start working in our office as our Full time Accounts Receivable.
Note : Coyle Hospitality Group. has it's home office located in Shreveport, Louisiana and will soon be opening a branch Office in your area next month.
 
Please find below the Summary of your First Primary task(Collection of Payments):
 
1. Receive payments (Made Payable to you) from our Customers or Clients.
2. Cash Payment at your Bank or any cashing facilities near you.
3. Deduct 10 % which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed
4. Forwarding balance after deduction of percentage/pay to our consultants.
 
Hope you will be of earnest assistant before we start running our branch office in your area, and then you will be working Full time when we finally open the branch.

 
Get back to us with information below for reconfirmation, so that we can add your mailing address to our Regional database and forward it to our customers for them to start sending payments.
 
First name....................
Middle name..................
Last name....................
Address Line 1...............
Address Line 2...............
City..........................
State........................
Zip/Postal code..........................
Home phone...................
Cell phone....................
 
 
Your response to this email is important , so that we can be sure you want to take this Job Offer and reconfirm your mailing address details we have in our database.
 
Thanks For Your Total Understanding.
 
 
Coyle Hospitality Group
Director (Human Resources & STAFFING)
 
Delivering simple solutions and achievable customer satisfaction!

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Great Rumbler

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2011, 08:10:47 PM »
It's probably a front for some kind of drug ring, with you helping to launder their money. :lol
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Beezy

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2011, 09:18:12 PM »
And the search continues....

Joe Molotov

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2011, 09:23:55 PM »
Sounds totally legit to me.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2011, 09:25:48 PM »
But seriously though, what happens is that the checks are fakes, but it'll take a week or so before the bank finds out. When they do, they take all that money out of your account, while the scammers still have the money you gave to them.
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Himu

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2011, 10:51:23 PM »
Beezy, we'll get a job. Someday. :(
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Beezy

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2011, 11:07:20 PM »
Beezy, we'll get a job. Someday. :(
Looking for a job makes me wish that I had a plain ol' biblical name. :-\

Phoenix Dark

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2011, 11:47:10 PM »
Beezy, we'll get a job. Someday. :(
Looking for a job makes me wish that I had a plain ol' biblical name. :-\

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2011, 11:50:11 PM »
Barack is practically Hebrew, mang.  First word of the Channukah prayer.

T234

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2011, 12:00:50 AM »
Beezy, I know a job you can get. You gotta have big balls but it pays. I would have got it but I live in a landlocked state.
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Beezy

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2011, 01:04:15 AM »
Beezy, I know a job you can get. You gotta have big balls but it pays. I would have got it but I live in a landlocked state.
Literally or figuratively? >:(

T234

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2011, 01:20:40 AM »
Figuratively.
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Beezy

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2011, 01:26:56 AM »
I don't think I like the sound of it either way. :lol

Mandark

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2011, 01:51:50 AM »
Figuratively.

For a second, I was all "Maritime hooker!"

EmCeeGrammar

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2011, 05:41:20 PM »
Beezy, I know a job you can get. You gotta have big balls but it pays. I would have got it but I live in a landlocked state.

What does landlocked have to do with it?  Unless you're talking about those barges one lives on for 4 months gutting fish.
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As for beezy... army? 
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Beezy

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2011, 11:09:41 PM »
no

demi

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2011, 12:01:40 AM »
If it helps Beezy, I found my current job through CL. Keep at it.
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Beezy

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2011, 12:14:21 AM »
Thanks, I will.

The Sceneman

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2011, 12:17:26 AM »
what are your qualifications and experience Beezy?
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Joe Molotov

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2011, 12:31:47 AM »
If it helps Beezy, I found my current job through CL. Keep at it.

Yeah, but now they've gotten rid of the Adult Services section.
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demi

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2011, 12:36:01 AM »
what are your qualifications and experience Beezy?

8" and he can make it twirl like a helicopter
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Oblivion

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Re: This job I applied to on craigslist is bullshit, isn't it...
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2011, 12:47:43 AM »
If it helps Beezy, I found my current job through CL. Keep at it.

I found my past 4 jobs through CL. It's actually a pretty damn useful job source.