Went to a gay club, danced my ass off, ordered a white russian, went out for a smoke, flirted with a cute guy, he commented on how he likes my style and tried to imitate me didn't give a number so fuck him, went back in ordered a pina colada the bartender didn't give me a pina colada but i gave her two dollar tip anyways it's always best to go against stereotypes, danced my ass off, bar hopped to this trash cheeseburger place where they have drag shows, laughed my ass off, gave a cheeseburger with some big tits a buck while she danced, bar hopped again, this time I'm about two shots of vodka in, went to another gay, saw the hottest male stripper with THE BIGGEST FUCKING DICK gave him some cash and rubbed his chest (I'm going to masturbate after this post btw), bar hopped AGAIN this time with a bit of shot of jager in me, went to some lame ass place and danced my ass off, took a piss, drove home, made this post, no number, no cock or vag in my mouth, now I'm going to yakk off and go to sleep because this night has ended in fucking SHAMBLES.
I WANT SOME DICK