Today I cleaned up around the house, had a doctor who marathon, made dinner, went to a few clubs and ended up being disappointed by the results. Paid 10 bucks to get into this one downtown club with some friends, and ended being burned.
It was just a boring ass lounge club when I wanted some booty grindin' going on. Well, even though no one was dancing I still had some booty grindin because I just went up to this attractive sistah and we danced for about...a minute. Nothing more than that. Girl, you don't go to clubs just to drink, you go to clubs to pick someone up so you can fuck em. Fuck you. Saw some cute guys at the gay club. One dude who was doing some crappy Rave/Glowstick dance came up to me when I was sitting watching the big dicked stripper and tried to pick me up. Wasn't attracted so I turned him down. Went to the restroom and it was one of those things where every dude pees into the same thing, and it was mostly a dick show off contest. Dude next to me started to show off his dick even after peeing and playing with it while other folks were in line so I stroked his thing a bit to get him going. Dude was fuggo, nice cock, but had one of those stupid cock rings that makes it look bigger than it is. Got a blowjob in the restroom, I hope I didn't catch herpes but it was in the heat of the moment.
On the way to another club called South Beach in the same area, ran into this big boobed chick on the way and she was CRYING HER EYES OUT so I had to stop and we hit it off, got her number.
After all of the stupid club entry fees, overpriced booze I still didn't get laid. Fuck fuck fuck. Whatever, it's better than being cooped up inside, being depressed, going derp derp and playing vidya games.