That's not bad. I'm in public right now, like, there are fleshy things in my vicinity. I could act social this very instant, but I'm choosing to watch the first bits of a video game press conference on my shitty, shitty netbook.
This is one of those low moments in life. I'm reminded of that scene in Bronson where a guy poops in his hand, and if that guy was here, he might feel residual embarrassment from me.