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demi

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I wish I was a game reviewer...
« on: June 29, 2011, 11:19:13 PM »
I would give every game where it ends with the main character dying an F

What is up with this shitty ass trend?
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 11:27:47 PM »
game reviewers dont finish games
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The Sceneman

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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 11:34:39 PM »
I call bullshit on that.

Majority of game reviewers are soft cock fagets who cant game for shit.
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The Sceneman

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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 11:37:47 PM »
I would give every game where it ends with the main character dying an F

What is up with this shitty ass trend?

I think the worst game story trend of this gen though, are total non-endings that set the game up for a sequel. See: Bioshock, Gears of War. Often you'll beat a game and theres no fucking payoff
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Joe Molotov

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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 11:46:35 PM »
Alice: Madness Returns has an awesome ending and Alice doesn't die. A++++++
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2011, 11:59:23 PM »
you know what, I just fucking hate games. They suck so much ass
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 12:03:40 AM »
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 12:06:32 AM »
So which game ended with the main character dying, demi?
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The Sceneman

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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2011, 12:12:31 AM »
whitewhine.com

this isnt really whitewhining. A real white whine is: "ugh, my cleaner but my BlackBerry somewhere and now I cant find it. Fuck I hate my life. - posted via iPhone"
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demi

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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2011, 12:16:52 AM »
one game too many, great rumbler.
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2011, 12:17:11 AM »
depends on the game

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i thought it made sense in RDR, for instance
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but usually video game stories are so shitty that yeah, comes off as eye-rolling dra-mah
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2011, 01:45:49 AM »
I love it when people spoiler games but don't let us know what the game is beforehand!  Ah well, I guess in this thread it wouldn't really matter.

I do hate game storylines that try to be serious and dramatic, always full of crap writing, poor pacing, and other nonsense that makes low-budget indie movies look like Oscar material (hurr, GTA4 is definitely up to the level of the Godfather!  Bloody idiots, it's also annoying how no one ever follows-up and embarrasses these people in the future when the hype is gone, writing stupid shit like that you deserve to have it follow you forever).  Just accept that the medium isn't mature enough to handle anything deep and focus on the damn game!
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2011, 01:46:31 AM »
sounds like someone just got owned
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2011, 05:10:36 AM »
Thanks for spoiling Shadows of the Damned Demi

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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2011, 11:49:38 AM »
...unless the game was MGS4.

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Just kiddin', it'd still be a piece of shit.
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demi

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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2011, 11:54:11 AM »
uh, i didnt spoil anything. it's been a recent trend in games i have beaten though, you are welcome to draw your own conclusions...
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2011, 01:37:02 PM »
That is why I stick to games where the main character throws for 300 yards and 3 TDs. :smug
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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2011, 01:41:48 PM »
He died for our sins.

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Re: I wish I was a game reviewer...
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2011, 03:33:31 PM »
...unless the game was MGS4.

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Just kiddin', it'd still be a piece of shit.
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