I played Magic with some dude today

[The Sceneman]

His beautiful girlfriend was there and I was struggling to not get bonas irl. He had dogshit cards and I destroyed him.

Post fridae nite stories itt

also i have 2 week break. Study holidae. I have a lot of gaming to catch up on. Can I hit 69k gamerscore?

[Diunx]

Friday night? is 9 a.m. Dude.

[The Sceneman]

lol sorry that you live in the Americas. The Pacific, first to the future

[chronovore]

I am with Sceneman in teh futchar.

Friday night was dinner with the in-laws. They ply me with beer and ribs.

I also cleared the only truly personally worrisome Achievement in BK:N8s and B0lts, Arcade Pwner.

[Mupepe]

hey hey chrono, when you get drunk at your in laws, do you ever make any jokes about having sex with their daughter?? and then you're like  shouldn't have said that

[demi]

i jerked off and worked on finishing up la noire. repeat ad nauseum for the next 3 days.

[The Sceneman]

best Fridae in ages. Feel like a trillion bucks. See you all in the FUTURE

[chronovore]

hey hey chrono, when you get drunk at your in laws, do you ever make any jokes about having sex with their daughter?? and then you're like  shouldn't have said that

No, I never let myself get that drunk in front of them. But sometimes the in-law wimmenfolk, including her mom, make those kind of jokes in front of her Dad. Then I feel bad for him. 

[Mupepe]

 

Poor guy.  I like to gross out my sister in law by telling her crap like "when you were at work, we fucked on your bed" or all of a sudden start telling her "the other night blah blah blah" out of nowhere.  But it's hilarious because she's a prude and it's never actually true.

[The Sceneman]

ruh roh. sounds like no fun. any sort of awkward familiarial interaction simply belongs at Christmas

[The Sceneman]

real life aint no fairy tale. I want to be like Peter Pan. It aint happening. I never want to grow up yet I can feel my body growing older

[Himu]

Poor guy.  I like to gross out my sister in law by telling her crap like "when you were at work, we fucked on your bed" or all of a sudden start telling her "the other night blah blah blah" out of nowhere.  But it's hilarious because she's a prude and it's never actually true.

 

[chronovore]

Poor guy.  I like to gross out my sister in law by telling her crap like "when you were at work, we fucked on your bed" or all of a sudden start telling her "the other night blah blah blah" out of nowhere.  But it's hilarious because she's a prude and it's never actually true.

You should do it once, just to keep her guessing.

Or just drink straight from her milk carton, and send her a timestamped picture of it the following week.

[lennedsay]

mups

My in-laws drink and talk about crazy things. I can never out-crazy them, but they fully appreciate when I try. The first time I met them they told me a story about helping a friend move and when they picked up the couch, a big dildo fell out onto the floor.

The second time I met them, my father-in-law told me all about Grandma. Widowed in later years after having a few kids, remarried at age 80 to some old guy. Apparently granny & new hubby came to visit right after they got married and the whole house heard them having sex. "Yup, he popped himself a virgin that night."

It's gotten much crazier since then though. My parents have loosened up a bit after being around them, too.

[Phoenix Dark]

Mup 

[BlackMage]

Bring it on Sceneman.. Fear my faceless butchers!!!

[Polari]

I'm trying to figure out who you were playing Magic with now.

[T234]

That reminds me, I need to bring my cards with me on next year's world tour.