Author Topic: me not working hard. yeah right. picture that with a kodak. (Read 10233 times)

Billy Rygar · « **on:** July 12, 2011, 01:32:16 PM »

or better yet, go to times square. and take a picture of me.

with a kodak.

Diunx · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:39:47 PM »

Is this some hipster song?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:42:47 PM »

He's been putting hallucinogenic pills in his Nescafe again.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:46:42 PM »

Fuck you Rygar.

T234 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:47:54 PM »

Kodak sucks dick. Their cameras are made of dogshit and lies. There are so many stories from the photo lab of their epic fail.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2011, 01:52:52 PM »

ANSWER MY PM

Mandark · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:17:20 PM »

The first few times that song came on, I figured I just misheard that lyric.

I didn't. $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:20:37 PM »

Rygar

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:27:22 PM »

"Kodak will give us $250k if we mention them in our new single. What rhymes with Kodak?"
"Uh, Kodak?"
"Sweet, $500k!"

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:33:16 PM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36722.msg1338974#msg1338974

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 06, 2011, 11:01:53 AM

Pitbull sucks like a Hoover. I never thought I would hear so much product placement in rap.

There isn't enough monkey piss available.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:35:06 PM »

His song about George Bush and the Middle East wars is hilarious too.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:36:56 PM »

Has a Nikon-based answer song been recorded and distributed yet?

Mandark · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2011, 02:39:47 PM »

Ask (rhetorically) and ye shall receive.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2011, 03:01:27 PM »

I prefer Canon

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2011, 03:02:58 PM »

Sony

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2011, 07:39:45 PM »

NAYER'S BUSINESS MODEL

1. Find somebody sexy
2. Sell 'em hay
3.

4. Profit

Also, I'd argue Pitbull sucks like a Dyson - more upbrand.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2011, 08:36:06 PM »

Still better than The Black Eyed Peas.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2011, 08:52:10 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on July 12, 2011, 07:39:45 PM

Also, I'd argue Pitbull sucks like a Dyson - more upbrand.

I chose hoover because of the generics.

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2011, 09:02:28 PM »

I just heard this song for the first time, oddly enough. I kinda like the little squiggly synth in the chorus.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2011, 09:23:49 PM »

Quote from: Robo on July 12, 2011, 09:02:28 PM

I just heard this song for the first time, oddly enough. I kinda like the little squiggly synth in the chorus.

WOBBLE SYNTH

tiesto · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2011, 10:25:50 PM »

Quote from: Robo on July 12, 2011, 09:02:28 PM

I just heard this song for the first time, oddly enough. I kinda like the little squiggly synth in the chorus.

Well, you're in luck, because Afrojack (and all those other dutch house guys) have about a billion songs with that same synth line, but without Pitbull/Ne-yo on it.

Robo · « **Reply #21 on:** July 13, 2011, 12:19:18 AM »

Hey, you're right. I won't get sick of this in five minutes, that's for sure!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22 on:** July 13, 2011, 02:28:28 PM »

http://1000words.kodak.com/thousandwords/post/?ID=8762161465957237052

Picture that with a Kodak and Retweet to win!

"PlanetPit" includes the hit single "Give Me Everything" which gives fine mention to Kodak in the opening line and has become our new rally cry!
In celebration of Pitbull and his big day, we are giving away 20 signed So Kodak Pitbull posters on twitter.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #23 on:** July 13, 2011, 02:32:53 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** July 13, 2011, 02:58:41 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on July 12, 2011, 02:27:22 PM

"Kodak will give us $250k if we mention them in our new single. What rhymes with Kodak?"

Hoes back
Toe tap
Roll back
Blowback
Joe Jack(son)
Kojak

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** July 13, 2011, 03:01:51 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 13, 2011, 02:58:41 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on July 12, 2011, 02:27:22 PM
"Kodak will give us $250k if we mention them in our new single. What rhymes with Kodak?"
Hoes back
Toe tap
Roll back
Blowback
Joe Jack(son)
Kojak

:ugod

demi · « **Reply #26 on:** July 13, 2011, 03:05:09 PM »

it only takes one press to impress.

that is absolutely genius.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** July 13, 2011, 03:07:47 PM »

Joe Jackson

Beezy · « **Reply #28 on:** July 13, 2011, 03:17:44 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #29 on:** July 13, 2011, 05:08:36 PM »

Joe Jack(son)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** July 13, 2011, 05:41:22 PM »

big black (cock)

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** July 13, 2011, 05:43:56 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on July 13, 2011, 05:08:36 PM

Joe Jack(son)

I need to watch this show.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #32 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:07:55 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on July 13, 2011, 05:43:56 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on July 13, 2011, 05:08:36 PM
Joe Jack(son)

I need to watch this show.

I'm sad they cut Tom's response: "You have to end on the RHYME!"

Best of Jean-Ralphio

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #33 on:** July 13, 2011, 06:56:09 PM »

if my computer algorithms generated "Give Me Everything" I would take it back to CompUSA and demand a refund

BlackMage · « **Reply #34 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:11:48 PM »

I have no idea what's going on.

BlackMage · « **Reply #35 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:18:29 PM »

Quote from: Borys on July 13, 2011, 07:17:03 PM

This is a Pitbull thread now. Hipsters exit left.

*tries to exit right*

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #36 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:33:04 PM »

Real Talk: I kind of like Pitbull as an artist, if only because his pudgy looks, total lack of street cred and complete inability to rap give me hope for my 40s

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #37 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:38:51 PM »

Basshunter > Pitbull

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #38 on:** July 13, 2011, 08:12:38 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on July 13, 2011, 07:33:04 PM

Real Talk: I kind of like Pitbull as an artist, if only because his pudgy looks, total lack of street cred and complete inability to rap give me hope for my 40s

I am still holding out hope that I will somehow magically turn into Leonard Cohen before then, as that seems to be the only acceptable way to be 40+ afaict

Eric P · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2011, 08:54:12 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 13, 2011, 07:35:05 PM

Was pitbull the dude who campaigned for McCain or am I thinking of someone else?

I think that was Daddy Yankee

Positive Touch · « **Reply #40 on:** July 13, 2011, 08:56:20 PM »

wasn't there also some shit where jeezy was accused of supporting mccain til he went and set the record straight?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #41 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:06:36 PM »

Just watched the video and the line somehow manages to be even more nonsensical in context! Man, I've gotta hand it to pop music, every time it seems like it can't possibly get worse, it's resourceful enough to find a way.

Diunx · « **Reply #42 on:** July 14, 2011, 02:53:45 PM »

I actually went to a Pitbull concert a couple of months ago without even knowing who he was

sisters that work in event planning companies and give you free shit

Mupepe · « **Reply #43 on:** July 14, 2011, 03:13:34 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 13, 2011, 08:54:12 PM

Quote from: Green Man on July 13, 2011, 07:35:05 PM
Was pitbull the dude who campaigned for McCain or am I thinking of someone else?

I think that was Daddy Yankee

Yeah. He said McCain was a champion for Hispanic people and their rights.

But Pitbull...

what a fucking douche bag.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #44 on:** July 30, 2011, 03:28:48 PM »

I like to say the "hey"s in this song. I try to be ironic about it. Someone left the RYAN SEACREST TOP 40 on at work and only like two songs weren't completely distinguished mentally-challenged within that 4 hours. Adele and Gaga I believe.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #45 on:** August 04, 2011, 09:44:46 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on July 13, 2011, 07:33:04 PM

Real Talk: I kind of like Pitbull as an artist, if only because his pudgy looks, total lack of street cred and complete inability to rap give me hope for my 40s

Hip Hop feels so old. Kanye is in his mid 30's. Jay is what 50? OMGWTFBBQ are still young though. But then I'm like didn't Kool Keith aka Black Elvis aka Dr Octagon and Necro already do this horrorcore shit?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #46 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:24:45 PM »

jay-z is 41, according to http://www.letmewikipediathatforyou.com/

Robo · « **Reply #47 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:02:41 PM »

I kinda like that one Pitbull song - the one where he yells "MISTER WORLDWIDE" in the first few seconds.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #48 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:02:54 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on August 04, 2011, 10:58:28 PM

HipHop is dead and the corpse is out there being raped by tweeny white girls, move on people.

[youtube=560,345]Te-Y8Bu9YfA[/youtube]
U MAD?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #49 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:04:57 PM »

I think it's ironic that V-nasty is probably the most gully of the 'new' rappers.

Himu · « **Reply #50 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:26:34 PM »

look at that white girl go

i'd fuck her

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #51 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:37:35 PM »

Quote from: Borys on July 13, 2011, 07:13:43 PM

BM:

[youtube=560,345]EPo5wWmKEaI[/youtube]

Pitbull has the hottest women in his videos:

[youtube=560,345]E2tMV96xULk[/youtube]

I mean NO WORDS

THANKS FOR RUINING DANCE CENTRAL FOR ME FOREVER BORYS

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #52 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:50:21 PM »

I like the European equivalents too:
[youtube=560,345]EBvge-c2_Xg[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]
bgmAt3-ipM4[/youtube]

Trent Dole · « **Reply #53 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:52:17 PM »

one
two
three
four
uno
dos
tres

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #54 on:** August 04, 2011, 11:59:22 PM »

American video hos are too fat

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** August 05, 2011, 12:20:22 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 04, 2011, 11:04:57 PM

I think it's ironic that V-nasty is probably the most gully of the 'new' rappers.

she went to jail for armed robbery

[youtube=560,345]aEmTWnVfvQ4[/youtube]

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #56 on:** August 05, 2011, 01:43:20 AM »

Search you euro heart. You know this is true. You've grown fat and complacent like an American.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #57 on:** August 05, 2011, 03:14:04 AM »

Borys put in his place.

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** August 05, 2011, 10:44:48 AM »

this thread is exhibit A that women have bad taste in entertainment

BlackMage · « **Reply #59 on:** August 05, 2011, 10:50:01 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2011, 12:20:22 AM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 04, 2011, 11:04:57 PM
I think it's ironic that V-nasty is probably the most gully of the 'new' rappers.

she went to jail for armed robbery
[youtube=560,345]aEmTWnVfvQ4[/youtube]

I didn't understand a goddamn word she said

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Author Topic: me not working hard. yeah right. picture that with a kodak. (Read 10233 times)