Author Topic: No Lollipop Chainsaw thread yet? (Grasshopper) (Read 9563 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #60 on:** July 22, 2011, 05:09:03 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on July 22, 2011, 11:06:23 AM

No, I'm gonna keep kicking this can of bees.

Oscar, I can't believe you're so anti-K7

One of my top 5 games game of the GC/Xbox/PS2 generation

It's awesome and amazing! You are wronnnnnnng

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #61 on:** July 22, 2011, 08:59:18 PM »

K7 had gameplay?

Himu · « **Reply #62 on:** July 22, 2011, 09:13:18 PM »

how is the gameplay in K7 broken?

Himu · « **Reply #63 on:** July 22, 2011, 09:37:11 PM »

The worst thing about K7 haters is that they never are able to quantify what makes it so awful. Is it the controls? The controls pretty simplistic and have an ease in learning, they're pretty relaxing too since all you need to do is hold A to run, press B to turn around. Is it the action adventure gameplay? The same people seem to hold RE1-3 pretty highly, so it can't be that, and K7 does the same thing as RE: locked door, get key of some type, mix items. Is it the shooting? The shooting is simplistic yet challenging and the multiple characters give unique ways of killing the Smiles. Is it the boss battles? The boss battles are no different from games of this type and are pretty fucking inventive.

So while I don't hold K7 as a sacred cow and I'll admit it's by no means perfect, I find it funny how every person who trashes K7 is unable to support their claims or if they do, it'll usually be some vapid shit like "it's on rails" when they clearly don't know what "on rails" means.

I have a feeling that they're trying to use Con Smith when they should be using Dan Smith to snipe hives. In other words, like with any other game of this type, people are refusing to learn how to play it.

But continue on your amirox level "we get it or don't because I'm right" routine

I also wonder if they played it on ps2. Ps2 version sucks.

Himu · « **Reply #64 on:** July 22, 2011, 10:06:56 PM »

revenge

pilonv1 · « **Reply #65 on:** July 22, 2011, 10:16:15 PM »

looks like Oscar had his blood taken again

Himu · « **Reply #66 on:** July 22, 2011, 11:13:49 PM »

I'm sorry, I'm really defensive towards K7!

Himu · « **Reply #67 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:05:57 AM »

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #68 on:** July 26, 2011, 12:45:07 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 22, 2011, 01:22:52 AM

sorry man, killer 7 reeks of artfaggery from every pore

every fucking pore

which is not uncommon for suda51 games but that one is probably the one that is most up its ass, aside from maybe flower sun and rain

if you want to know what kind of -cigarillo a suda51 game is, just insert the excuse the fans use to make up for its awful gameplay

bubububu it's art

bubububu it's just fun

bububu i have brain damage and like games that play like shit

I really would subscribe to your hypothetical newsletter.

No More Heroes was one of the worst games I ever played. You may understand my disgust when people were excusing its inane distractions as a provacative statement about inane distractions in modern game design. No ,weirdos, games are never deep by being shit and unpolished.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #69 on:** July 26, 2011, 12:51:29 AM »

once again you prove you have no idea what youre talking about.

You can't really have an opinion on games when you have only played four different titles in your lifetime.

Hey, post some pictures of your game collection.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #70 on:** July 26, 2011, 12:56:57 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on July 26, 2011, 12:51:29 AM

once again you prove you have no idea what youre talking about.

You can't really have an opinion on games when you have only played four different titles in your lifetime.

Hey, post some pictures of your game collection.

You mean the ps2/n64/dreamcast/gba/ds/gbc games that I smartly parted with long ago?

I have my chops man, I just don't value physical representations of it. As a matter of fact I'm about to cull my 26ish wii collection.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #71 on:** July 26, 2011, 01:12:29 AM »

fair enough. I probably need to stop hoarding games myself. Need to sell some shit off as October/November are crazy loaded with hot new releases

bork · « **Reply #72 on:** August 15, 2011, 02:02:47 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #73 on:** August 15, 2011, 02:40:48 PM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #74 on:** August 15, 2011, 03:27:55 PM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #75 on:** August 15, 2011, 03:33:51 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 15, 2011, 02:40:48 PM

Yes.

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2011, 03:27:55 PM

NO.

NO U

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #76 on:** August 16, 2011, 08:37:31 PM »

Can you think of a more appropriate song for that trailer? I can't.

magus · « **Reply #77 on:** August 16, 2011, 08:40:40 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #78 on:** August 16, 2011, 08:47:44 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on August 16, 2011, 08:37:31 PM

Can you think of a more appropriate song for that trailer? I can't.

thatsthejoke.jpg

pilonv1 · « **Reply #79 on:** August 16, 2011, 09:09:18 PM »

So its Dead Rising in a school with boobs? I'm down with that.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #80 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:32:40 AM »

Obviously whoever wrote SOTD didn't have a lick to do with this piece of shit

"UNDEAD DOUCHEBAGS!"

Fuck you

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #81 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:51:13 AM »

OH BOY A HOLLYWOOD WRITER/DIRECTOR!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #82 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:51:22 AM »

looks really bad

Himu · « **Reply #83 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:06:00 AM »

christ

Cravis · « **Reply #84 on:** August 17, 2011, 08:59:41 AM »

After seeing a trailer I'm hyped now. Loving the slightly cel shaded look. Don't be hating on James Gunn. The man wrote the Dawn of the Dead remake and wrote and directed Slither.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #85 on:** August 17, 2011, 10:13:41 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 17, 2011, 01:51:22 AM

looks really bad

You'll buy it.

bork · « **Reply #86 on:** August 17, 2011, 10:21:44 AM »

Quote from: Cravis on August 17, 2011, 08:59:41 AM

After seeing a trailer I'm hyped now. Loving the slightly cel shaded look. Don't be hating on James Gunn. The man wrote the Dawn of the Dead remake and wrote and directed Slither.

There's nothing to get hyped over in the trailer. Need to see more game play.

Cravis · « **Reply #87 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:18:20 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on August 17, 2011, 10:21:44 AM

There's nothing to get hyped over in the trailer. Need to see more game play.

If it's just hack and slash in a school setting I'll be satisfied.

chronovore · « **Reply #88 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:21:08 AM »

Quote from: Cravis on August 17, 2011, 08:59:41 AM

After seeing a trailer I'm hyped now. Loving the slightly cel shaded look. Don't be hating on James Gunn. The man wrote the Dawn of the Dead remake and wrote and directed Slither.

I liked both of those.

Cravis · « **Reply #89 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:21:03 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 17, 2011, 11:21:08 AM

I liked both of those.

Slither was severely underrated. A great mix of gore and comedy. Shame it bombed and we haven't seen much from him since except the PG Porn web series and SUPER.

chronovore · « **Reply #90 on:** February 24, 2012, 02:38:28 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #91 on:** February 24, 2012, 03:13:32 PM »

no thanks

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #92 on:** February 24, 2012, 04:03:46 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #93 on:** February 24, 2012, 04:22:11 PM »

i wonder what female gamers think of this game

bork · « **Reply #94 on:** February 24, 2012, 04:23:21 PM »

Was that the Japanese trailer? I don't have sound at work and looked like it, since they were emphasizing KAWAII HEROINEZU~. The other trailers have been much better.

Will buy and hope it's better than No More Heroes.

One of the DLC outfits makes her look like Ash from Evil Dead.

magus · « **Reply #95 on:** February 24, 2012, 06:12:50 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on February 24, 2012, 02:38:28 PM

so marilyn manson is the final boss?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #96 on:** February 24, 2012, 07:18:14 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on February 24, 2012, 04:22:11 PM

i wonder what female gamers think of this game

None exist, so it doesn't matter.

chronovore · « **Reply #97 on:** February 24, 2012, 08:07:59 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on February 24, 2012, 04:23:21 PM

Was that the Japanese trailer? I don't have sound at work and looked like it, since they were emphasizing KAWAII HEROINEZU~. The other trailers have been much better.

Will buy and hope it's better than No More Heroes.

One of the DLC outfits makes her look like Ash from Evil Dead.

Yeah, my impression from the Engrish is that it's not an international trailer. There's also a very overt panty shot fan service that international trailers stray from, while Japan embraces like a hugging pillow.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #98 on:** February 24, 2012, 11:05:10 PM »

Quote from: fagus on February 24, 2012, 06:12:50 PM

so marilyn manson is the final boss?

No, but Little Jimmy Urine of MSI(they have an entire ONE good album, hooray for them) is doing some of the bgm and voices the first boss.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #99 on:** February 24, 2012, 11:20:07 PM »

dave halverson -- 12/10

Bebpo · « **Reply #100 on:** February 24, 2012, 11:26:35 PM »

At least NMH had Travis, an open world gimmick, and like TWENTY CRAZY BOSS FIGHTS.

This just looks like look-ma-no-clothes girl slashing zombies all day. Zzzz.

Also now that Suda51 has gone mainstream, his games are kind of eh. Don't have that batshit crazy charm. I'll probably try this one at $20 since I've played like every Grasshopper game ever and I used to be a big Suda51 fan.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #101 on:** February 25, 2012, 12:11:50 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 24, 2012, 07:18:14 PM

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on February 24, 2012, 04:22:11 PM
i wonder what female gamers think of this game

None exist, so it doesn't matter.

The misses wants this game a lot. In her own words: "I can't fucking wait for that" "I want it more than Mass Effect" (she loves Mass Effect!)

Eric P · « **Reply #102 on:** February 25, 2012, 01:52:14 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on February 24, 2012, 11:05:10 PM

Quote from: fagus on February 24, 2012, 06:12:50 PM
so marilyn manson is the final boss?
No, but Little Jimmy Urine of MSI(they have an entire ONE good album, hooray for them) is doing some of the bgm and voices the first boss.

ha ha dope

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Author Topic: No Lollipop Chainsaw thread yet? (Grasshopper) (Read 9563 times)