Author Topic: Happy 5th Birthday, Evilbore! (Read 7636 times)

Himu · « **on:** July 23, 2011, 01:28:55 AM »

It's been about five years since this site came into existence.

Celebrate!

Get naked!

Jack off all on your computer screen!

It's celebration time, bitches!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:39:25 AM »

u old

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:48:09 AM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=309.0

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** July 23, 2011, 08:58:54 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 08, 2006, 02:34:11 AM

I thought about it, and I really gotta go with:Â $:-\$

...okay, I lied. I just thought about pulling my doodle to old Garfield comics. I'd planned to go with $:-\$ from the start. TBS is about as hilarious as the time me and my hillbilly uncle anally raped a cancer patient to death. (Minus the funny, of course.)

Akala · « **Reply #4 on:** July 23, 2011, 09:40:15 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 23, 2011, 04:25:57 AM

This Black Stallion fellow is quite amusing, I do say.

hysterical.

lennedsay · « **Reply #5 on:** July 23, 2011, 10:51:23 AM »

Already down to my undies!

Boogie · « **Reply #6 on:** July 23, 2011, 11:19:49 AM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=52.0

and now we have a 100+ page thread dedicated to it.

also: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=115.0

I'm so glad fart only lasted 6 posts here.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45.0

Our cock obsession began early, apparently.

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** July 23, 2011, 11:32:14 AM »

demi

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** July 23, 2011, 11:33:46 AM »

This thread is still awesome, although it does lose a lot without the pics of TBS:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2150.0

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** July 23, 2011, 11:39:03 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 30, 2006, 10:30:33 PM

Ew.

Anyways, my penis can get to 10 inches in length and 4 inches in width.

Sure himu

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #10 on:** July 23, 2011, 11:45:08 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 23, 2011, 11:19:49 AM

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=52.0

and now we have a 100+ page thread dedicated to it.

Yeah, that always gets me about the early days of EB.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** July 23, 2011, 12:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 23, 2011, 11:39:03 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 30, 2006, 10:30:33 PM
Ew.

Anyways, my penis can get to 10 inches in length and 4 inches in width.

Sure himu

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #12 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:02:44 PM »

5th Birthday? Oh man, I owe some people a lot of money. The only reason why it's still up is probably because Demi is one of them.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #13 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:10:58 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 23, 2011, 11:33:46 AM

This thread is still awesome, although it does lose a lot without the pics of TBS:

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2150.0

Wilco got leper'd? apparently i missed something when I left.

It's about time though, we've been calling for that for years.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:12:02 PM »

willco bailed on the site and didn't pay hosting fees, so yes he was lepered

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #15 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:23:08 PM »

So he really did bail...i left right around the time when he was missing and there were questions about how the site would stay afloat.

that's kind of cool that our own leader got leopard. We're like the only true democracy in the world.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #16 on:** July 23, 2011, 01:57:46 PM »

Happy birthday us!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #17 on:** July 24, 2011, 12:56:07 AM »

Haha place was overrun with virals five fucking years ago and 'lore just turned a blind eye and danced around wearing his hat made of money. This is the only gaming forum I can stand.

Evilbore

pilonv1 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 24, 2011, 07:40:22 AM »

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #19 on:** July 24, 2011, 10:57:26 AM »

damn, this place/me is getting old, and cranky.

and yeah, that was choice, whoever stepped in and covered the hosting costs, thanks man, big ups to you.

BlackMage · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2011, 11:32:42 AM »

wait wait wait.. this 5th anniversary isnt official until november.. because before i joined this wasn't much of a forum.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #21 on:** July 25, 2011, 11:41:18 AM »

Quote from: Borys on July 23, 2011, 02:10:36 PM

Can't imagine internet without EvilBore now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** July 25, 2011, 01:42:34 PM »

*pours out 40oz*

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** July 25, 2011, 01:43:27 PM »

Ecro posts on GAF occasionally, and I am sure nikki is busy being a lonely housewife waiting to get cuckold'd by a thick black sausage

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #24 on:** July 25, 2011, 01:58:24 PM »

ive bene here all 5 years

BlackMage · « **Reply #25 on:** July 25, 2011, 02:25:50 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 25, 2011, 01:31:35 PM

5 years

it's been so long...

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.msg103614#msg103614

And that was the gayest shit that ever happened at evilbore.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #26 on:** July 25, 2011, 02:28:07 PM »

what happened to tautam

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

BlackMage · « **Reply #27 on:** July 25, 2011, 06:56:27 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 25, 2011, 02:39:19 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on July 25, 2011, 02:25:50 PM
Quote from: jarosh on July 25, 2011, 01:31:35 PM
5 years

it's been so long...

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.msg103614#msg103614

And that was the gayest shit that ever happened at evilbore.

yeah sorry im just jealous.. :'( of cloudwalking

Bloodwake · « **Reply #28 on:** July 25, 2011, 07:04:02 PM »

Oh hai guys.

BlackMage · « **Reply #29 on:** July 25, 2011, 07:15:35 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on July 25, 2011, 07:04:02 PM

Oh hai guys.

look at this mother fucker!

Tasty · « **Reply #30 on:** July 25, 2011, 07:26:42 PM »

I've been here for like two weeks. But this place is surprisingly OK.

Edit- OMG I'm a member now.

lennedsay · « **Reply #31 on:** July 25, 2011, 10:39:15 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on July 25, 2011, 01:31:35 PM

5 years

it's been so long...

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.msg103614#msg103614

Don't mind me. I'm just over here rubbing one out.

I have an accent too, Cloud.. No one really knows what it is, but maybe you'd like it.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #32 on:** July 25, 2011, 10:46:37 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on July 25, 2011, 07:26:42 PM

I've been here for like two weeks. But this place is surprisingly OK.

How did it feel to find out everything everything you fervently believed for all your life, everything THEY told you all your life, was a lie?

drew · « **Reply #33 on:** July 25, 2011, 11:19:14 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on July 25, 2011, 07:26:42 PM

I've been here for like two weeks. But this place is surprisingly OK.

Edit- OMG I'm a member now.

i hate you

so much

Tasty · « **Reply #34 on:** July 25, 2011, 11:24:55 PM »

Quote from: drew on July 25, 2011, 11:19:14 PM

Quote from: Andrex on July 25, 2011, 07:26:42 PM
I've been here for like two weeks. But this place is surprisingly OK.

Edit- OMG I'm a member now.

i hate you

so much

If I could figure out how to work tags mine would be "deal with me."

drew · « **Reply #35 on:** July 26, 2011, 12:11:36 AM »

you don't get that feature until you achieve senior member status, forgot how many posts that is though

Tasty · « **Reply #36 on:** July 26, 2011, 12:21:43 AM »

Quote from: drew on July 26, 2011, 12:11:36 AM

you don't get that feature until you achieve senior member status, forgot how many posts that is though

Aww.

At least it's user changeable.

lennedsay · « **Reply #37 on:** July 26, 2011, 12:25:31 AM »

2000 posts fwiw

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #38 on:** July 26, 2011, 12:40:52 AM »

Happy 5th anniversary duders!

Quote from: drew on July 25, 2011, 11:19:14 PM

Quote from: Andrex on July 25, 2011, 07:26:42 PM
I've been here for like two weeks. But this place is surprisingly OK.

Edit- OMG I'm a member now.

i hate you

so much

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** July 26, 2011, 12:57:36 AM »

How does it feel posting on a forum that's nearly half as old as you, Andrex?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #40 on:** July 26, 2011, 01:17:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2011, 12:57:36 AM

How does it feel posting on a forum that's nearly half as old as you, Andrex?

Fuck, GAF is probably older than he is.

Also, I've been trolling ninthings for like 10 years now. FEELS GOOD MAN.

Tasty · « **Reply #41 on:** July 26, 2011, 01:25:59 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2011, 12:57:36 AM

How does it feel posting on a forum that's nearly half as old as you, Andrex?

As good as knowing I'll be here long after you old jerks die off.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 26, 2011, 03:08:48 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on July 26, 2011, 01:25:59 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2011, 12:57:36 AM
How does it feel posting on a forum that's nearly half as old as you, Andrex?
As good as knowing I'll be here long after you old jerks die off.

zing

muckhole · « **Reply #43 on:** July 26, 2011, 08:23:11 AM »

I remember lurking and laughing a bunch, but being too scared to post. Everyone seemed to know everyone here so well.

But then I spread my wings and flew.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #44 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:33:56 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on July 26, 2011, 08:23:11 AM

I remember lurking and laughing a bunch, but being too scared to post. Everyone seemed to know everyone here so well.

But then I spread my wings and flew.

And we are all better from it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:39:30 AM »

awwww i love you guys

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #46 on:** July 26, 2011, 05:59:45 PM »

demi in honor of this great moment can I be unlepered

Trent Dole · « **Reply #47 on:** July 26, 2011, 06:08:48 PM »

but cash will be if you want!
[youtube=560,345]jQcNiD0Z3MU[/youtube]

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** July 26, 2011, 06:12:32 PM »

Depeche Mode are not amused.

tiesto · « **Reply #49 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:05:38 PM »

Quote from: Borys on July 26, 2011, 01:49:07 AM

Nintendo trolls them for that long as well

Nintendo's been trollin them since the release of the N64...

Boogie · « **Reply #50 on:** July 26, 2011, 10:29:20 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 26, 2011, 10:25:27 PM

So Jarosh and cloudwalking met on this site?

Why are you continuing to pretend you're not Green Shinobi?

lennedsay · « **Reply #51 on:** July 27, 2011, 02:24:10 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 26, 2011, 10:40:58 PM

Why does Premium Lager continue to pretend he isn't Jinfash?

oh you

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:13:21 AM »

Damn just think, if Demi wasn't so dedicated to this forum he could have been the one married to Cloudwalking. tsk tsk

demi · « **Reply #53 on:** July 27, 2011, 07:34:22 AM »

She is better off with Jarosh

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #54 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:09:22 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 26, 2011, 10:40:58 PM

Why does Premium Lager continue to pretend he isn't Jinfash?

I'm Jinfash I admit.

BlackMage · « **Reply #55 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:22:14 AM »

Quote from: demi on July 27, 2011, 07:34:22 AM

She is better off with Jarosh

she's better off with charles manson than demi

Mupepe · « **Reply #56 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:47:50 AM »

Cloud doesn't have the body hair to please demi

demi · « **Reply #57 on:** July 27, 2011, 09:49:01 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 27, 2011, 09:22:14 AM

Quote from: demi on July 27, 2011, 07:34:22 AM
She is better off with Jarosh

she's better off with charles manson than demi

u just jelly. enjoy your fat chicks.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #58 on:** July 27, 2011, 10:53:41 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 27, 2011, 04:04:37 AM

Even if I was Green Shinobi, I still wouldn't know the story of how jarosh and cloudwalking took messageboard flirting in a "post your pic" thread all the way to marriage, and I'd still want to hear the story, because whether I'm him or not, I like happy stories like that, and I like reading about good things happening to nice people.

Let me tell you about an awesome story where a crazy girl steals some guy's rabbit...

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #59 on:** July 27, 2011, 05:37:58 PM »

Remember when I was a well respected member of this community

News:

Author Topic: Happy 5th Birthday, Evilbore! (Read 7636 times)