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Lagerless

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Have you ever done a detox?
« on: July 29, 2011, 06:58:19 PM »
Like you know set a period of time where you cleanse your body of alcohol, tobacco, fast foods?

Any tips of still being social while craving these? Or you reckon crawling up in your wankhole and playing vidya is better?

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2011, 07:01:09 PM »
nothing is better than the vidya.
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Lagerless

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2011, 07:04:39 PM »
Man if it was september I could play Gears. :rock

Lagerless

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2011, 08:07:07 PM »
Do you party? It's not really detox if youre healthy in general already.

Cormacaroni

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2011, 09:04:41 PM »
what is this new-age bullshit, Kosma. You can't magically 'cleanse' your body of lung cancer, arterial plaque etc or the other negative effects of alcohol, tobacco and junk food. Your liver, kidneys etc already do a great job of flushing out the toxins, but that happens pretty much in real time (i.e. as you are consuming said crap). If you want to be social and remain reasonably healthy, change your diet permanently, quit smoking and drink moderately, that's it. You can't just take a break from it a few weeks every year, sip some green tea, and expect to recover fully so you can do it again.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2011, 09:51:26 PM »
I think we're all in agreement that we should all just shut up and do what I say, DC, no need to beat people over the head with it...
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 11:40:28 PM »
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2011, 02:57:31 AM »
feeble showings of late XFE, just feeble

we want the hot sauce, not the weaksauce
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2011, 05:30:09 AM »
Well my plan is just to get back to normal for now, it's not some hippy experience Corm. You know, not drink a beer every day :)

That's pretty good charlie, keep it up. Will you still do it in moderation?

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2011, 08:59:12 AM »
No, although I'm planning on stop eating fast foods for economic reasons.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2011, 09:28:55 AM »
I haven't had a drink in about 6 weeks and before that it was 3 months.  That said, life without alcohol is by no means better.   

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2011, 09:54:27 AM »
people who do these detox "diets" are the same morons who believe that carbon taxes will fix things that don't exist.

change your lifestyle
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2011, 10:32:24 AM »
I've smoked so much weed and done so many psychedelic drugs that I have an experience not unlike a mild Acid/MDMA/Reefer trip whenever I sweat to a high degree. And before people say,"that's because you exercise very little", untrue. I know and feel the difference.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2011, 10:47:27 AM »
I go one a detox diet at least twice a year, and it has helped me tremendously.

I use what they call "Kelp tape," It's amazing. These like, Kung-Fu monks make this fifty-foot tape, like a cloth measuring tape but it's kelp, and you swallow it over like three days. Then you start to, you know, pass it. Then you just slowly, slowly, pull it out of you over three more days, and it pulls all the toxins out of your body and you just feel so clean and healthy.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2011, 10:49:47 AM »
sure, but I don't call it a detox, I just call it "not smoking for a few days."  Maybe it doesn't do much in the long run for my health, but my lungs and brain sure feel better after.


I go one a detox diet at least twice a year, and it has helped me tremendously.

I use what they call "Kelp tape," It's amazing. These like, Kung-Fu monks make this fifty-foot tape, like a cloth measuring tape but it's kelp, and you swallow it over like three days. Then you start to, ya know, pass it. Then you just slowly, slowly, pull it out of you over three more days, and it pulls all the toxins out of your body and you just feel so clean and healthy.


do you pull on both ends to floss your intestines?

Shaka Khan

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2011, 10:52:49 AM »
I thought that would be a great idea once, but let me tell you, having your shit go up your GI tract is no fun.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2011, 11:10:21 AM »
I go one a detox diet at least twice a year, and it has helped me tremendously.

I use what they call "Kelp tape," It's amazing. These like, Kung-Fu monks make this fifty-foot tape, like a cloth measuring tape but it's kelp, and you swallow it over like three days. Then you start to, you know, pass it. Then you just slowly, slowly, pull it out of you over three more days, and it pulls all the toxins out of your body and you just feel so clean and healthy.

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2011, 11:31:41 AM »
That sounds like some fucked up shit sha.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2011, 11:40:33 AM »
I believe him.  He is the one that had his colon irrigated recently. 

Shaka Khan

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2011, 11:49:05 AM »
I'm never doing that again. I thought it'd be worth trying at least once after a crazy Ramadan, but it wasn't.
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The Business

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2011, 11:54:21 AM »
Ramadan mubarak, by the way!

Shaka Khan

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2011, 11:57:31 AM »
:'(

I'm gonna end up sticking the hose up my pooper again in 30 days, I can feel it.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2011, 12:05:37 PM »
Ramadan Mubarak shah!
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2011, 12:23:21 PM »
what is this new-age bullshit, Kosma. You can't magically 'cleanse' your body of lung cancer, arterial plaque etc or the other negative effects of alcohol, tobacco and junk food. Your liver, kidneys etc already do a great job of flushing out the toxins, but that happens pretty much in real time (i.e. as you are consuming said crap). If you want to be social and remain reasonably healthy, change your diet permanently, quit smoking and drink moderately, that's it. You can't just take a break from it a few weeks every year, sip some green tea, and expect to recover fully so you can do it again.
That is my understanding of it too. Cosistancy is all that matters. It's just so hard though  :-\.

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2011, 12:32:00 PM »
dunno about that, but last night i had a shake and now I've been farting all morning. big, stinky farts too.
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Shaka Khan

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2011, 12:47:24 PM »
Ramadan Mubarak shah!

You too. But remember, tomorrow is the 30th, so don't go on fake-fasting just yet!
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2011, 12:52:29 PM »
Can't wait for that cheese sambosa :drool

Oh and my last beer was in may the 20th and the last time I got drunk was mid april, I might get drunk on the night of my 21st birthday but I think I might go with heavy moderation from then on.
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Skidmark

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2011, 01:17:46 PM »
Can't wait for that cheese sambosa :drool

Oh! I haven't had any for at least 10 years now, I still remember how delicous they are.

Shaka Khan

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2011, 01:25:16 PM »
It's one of the most vile things you can put into your system. How dare you bring that up in this temple of pureness and detoxification?!
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Lagerless

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2011, 04:53:39 AM »
I'm still going good, made it through 4 nights now, 3 of which people where texting/calling for me to come out and play  :punch

Ramadan Mubarak shah!

You too. But remember, tomorrow is the 30th, so don't go on fake-fasting just yet!

Oh yeah Rammadan, good luck guys  :-\

Cormacaroni

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2011, 07:15:36 AM »
You are basically fucked by being in Ireland though

- everyone drinks
- there is nothing to do except drink
- you immediately get sucked into drinking in rounds

If you were anywhere else, i'd give some suggestions like switch to red wine only, alternate wine with glasses of water, blah blah blah...but let's face it you're fucked.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2011, 07:30:37 PM »
he didn't deny it earlier!
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2011, 07:33:28 PM »
I did the cabbage soup detox/diet thing with my wife in January 2010 to combat the nonstop eating known as Thanksgiving and Christmas. It sucked, but I actually felt pretty good afterwards.

I don't smoke and I can't remember the last time I had fast good. I drink 1-2 beers a week with friends, but I've gone months without drinking and it's always been fine.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2011, 08:29:18 PM »
At one time I used to smoke two ounces of pot a week, every week, for like a year. Quality material too. And then I quit for three weeks. Every time I'd sweat, even a little bit, I'd be stoned outta my head.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #34 on: August 01, 2011, 08:21:04 AM »
I'm pretty much on 24/7 detox, except for the "de" part.
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #35 on: August 01, 2011, 08:50:49 AM »
feeble showings of late XFE, just feeble

we want the hot sauce, not the weaksauce
It's no good when he's offthesauce.

I go one a detox diet at least twice a year, and it has helped me tremendously.

I use what they call "Kelp tape," It's amazing. These like, Kung-Fu monks make this fifty-foot tape, like a cloth measuring tape but it's kelp, and you swallow it over like three days. Then you start to, you know, pass it. Then you just slowly, slowly, pull it out of you over three more days, and it pulls all the toxins out of your body and you just feel so clean and healthy.
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Lagerless

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #36 on: August 01, 2011, 09:15:47 AM »
You are basically fucked by being in Ireland though

- everyone drinks
- there is nothing to do except drink
- you immediately get sucked into drinking in rounds

If you were anywhere else, i'd give some suggestions like switch to red wine only, alternate wine with glasses of water, blah blah blah...but let's face it you're fucked.

In the long run it would be impossible here yes.

Its much easier now the weekend is over :-)
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #37 on: August 01, 2011, 11:55:13 AM »

Ew.

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Not a lot of fans of Archer I see
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #38 on: August 01, 2011, 12:25:27 PM »

Ew.

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Not a lot of fans of Archer I see

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The Business

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #39 on: August 01, 2011, 01:34:07 PM »
Running in Kuwait feels like smoking a pack of cigarettes back to back, without the euphoria.  I wish I could quit it, too. 

Shaka Khan

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2011, 02:31:19 PM »
How long have you been in Kuwait, Biz?
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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #41 on: August 01, 2011, 04:47:45 PM »
At one time I used to smoke two ounces of pot a week, every week, for like a year. Quality material too. And then I quit for three weeks. Every time I'd sweat, even a little bit, I'd be stoned outta my head.


how do you smoke two ounces a week? 

I've bought and smoked..lets see...maybe an ounce of nugs since mid June and I feel like I've been stoned and out of it the entire summer 24/7 (which I have been and its been wonderful.)

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #42 on: August 01, 2011, 10:27:33 PM »
How long have you been in Kuwait, Biz?

A month. 

Lagerless

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2011, 03:11:30 AM »
How do you like it? Why are there still troops in Kuwait?

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Re: Have you ever done a detox?
« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2011, 06:43:59 AM »

Ew.

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that's where it was from!