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Don Flamenco

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I just quit smoking permanently
« on: August 01, 2011, 04:34:20 PM »
Smoked my last one about 3 minutes ago.  Got nicotine gum and awesome greenery to help.  Last time I quit, I didn't even have to wean myself off gum, I just forgot about chewing it and went 3 months. Then I had a break-up which I've been over for a while, but I kept on smoking out of addiction!

Here goes.

BlackMage

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 04:38:20 PM »
smoke up dude! Better to die young and pretty than old and shameful.
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Don Flamenco

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 04:41:06 PM »
smoke up dude! Better to die young and pretty than old and shameful.


i'm already old and shameful.  I woke up with painful lungs two days ago and every time I've smoked cigs or weed, that pain has come back.  Even with small drags and hits :\   I've had bad pain in my lungs but that's never happened before...a pretty big sign from my body that I need to stop.  (I've replaced smoking weed with a vaporizer.)


for the record, I've been at a pack a day since mid june, with a half a pack to a full pack a day from January until June (no smokes for a few months before that.)

BlackMage

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 04:42:16 PM »
are Filipino nurses changing your diaper 3 times a day?
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Don Flamenco

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 04:42:44 PM »
are Filipino nurses changing your diaper 3 times a day?


actually... :drake

brob

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 04:54:18 PM »
haven't had any nicotine in the last four days. too poor to buy any and I don't get paid until the 10th :'(

drew

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 05:03:42 PM »
Smoked my last one about 3 minutes ago.

your last one? really? REALLY?!

Don Flamenco

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 05:12:51 PM »
Smoked my last one about 3 minutes ago.

your last one? really? REALLY?!

LAST ONE bro

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2011, 05:31:33 PM »
I never started smoking in the first place.
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Himu

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2011, 05:33:38 PM »
I quit about a month ago. didn't have a cig for about a month.

then the other night, me and a friend went to a bar. I ended up smoking 7 cigs from chain smoking.

then i bought a new pack the next day and goddamn i love smoking, but I can't get addicted to this, but I already am. I love it too much to quit fully, so I threw out my pack and now every time some one has a cig, I'll ask, strictly as a reward.
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Don Flamenco

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2011, 05:39:07 PM »
I never started smoking in the first place.

yeah, but had you started, you could have a thread where you get a bunch of attention about it!

Himu

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2011, 06:49:52 PM »
cigs don't make you paranoid so i'm gonna go with cigs
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Bebpo

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2011, 09:20:08 PM »
Congrats!  Smoking sucks!

Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2011, 09:44:32 PM »
Smoking sucks!

Yep! Congrats, man. Keep it up.
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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2011, 11:38:16 PM »
I used to love watching my friends in college crumple up packs of cigs in self-disgust after a night's drinking/smoking, swearing never to touch the vile things again, then frantically run to find them first thing next morning :lol
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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2011, 11:45:18 PM »
Good job dude, your sexual partners will be so pleased!

Unless they're filthy smoking wretches themselves.

Don Flamenco

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2011, 01:07:17 AM »
Good job dude, your sexual partners will be so pleased!

Unless they're filthy smoking wretches themselves.

they almost invariably are.  ha!  I hadn't even thought of that until now...smoking is an easy relationship/hook up starting point.  whoa! 


Thanks for the wishes boreans :)

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2011, 05:04:57 AM »
Keep it up man.

Im on day 7 now...

The Sceneman

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2011, 06:33:36 AM »
yeah I've just about reached my 10 year smoking anniversary myself. Cant see myself giving up soon   :( Im just so dependant on substances to get me through the day
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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2011, 10:21:31 AM »
Good luck.

I'm so addicted to smoking.  :(
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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #20 on: August 02, 2011, 10:27:08 AM »
When you feel bad about smoking, just remember were all gonna die anyway.

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #21 on: August 02, 2011, 12:34:20 PM »
So how many ciggys have you had this morning, Don?
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Don Flamenco

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #22 on: August 02, 2011, 01:18:12 PM »
So how many ciggys have you had this morning, Don?

zero!

tempted to puff on some herb after lunch, probably will. haven't had any gum yet.

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2011, 01:23:00 PM »
I haven't smoke in like five days, may smoke one before work today.
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T234

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2011, 01:28:06 PM »
Blunts every day. Blunt right now as a matter of fact.
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drew

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2011, 02:58:25 PM »
When you feel bad about smoking, just remember were all gonna die anyway.

wait did you just make this up on your own?  you must be some sort of genius or something!

Bildi

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2011, 07:47:14 PM »
Good job dude, your sexual partners will be so pleased!

Unless they're filthy smoking wretches themselves.

they almost invariably are.  ha!  I hadn't even thought of that until now...smoking is an easy relationship/hook up starting point.  whoa! 


Thanks for the wishes boreans :)

Lucky you've got that natural charm to fall back on. :heart

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Re: I just quit smoking permanently
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2011, 09:47:23 AM »
I wish my three skank roommates would quit. I just found a barely smoked cigarette in our bathroom toilet.