Author Topic: Rise of the Planet of the Apes: lol it's terrible! Wait...it's actually GOOD?!  (Read 2299 times)

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Quote from: Orlando Sentinel
Audacious, violent and disquieting, "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" is a summer sequel that's better than it has any right to be.

Quote from: ComingSoon.net
Up there with some of the best franchise reboots; anyone seeing it, whether they're a fan of the previous movies or not, will leave it hoping it does well enough to warrant more.

Quote from: HitFix
... a smart and grown-up science-fiction thriller that honors the name it carries. This suggests a world I'd want to see more of, and it raises exciting storytelling questions that I hope Fox will answer

Quote from: The Vine
It's a fantastic reboot of the franchise; warm, thrilling, and exceedingly human.

11 reviews, 10 positive. 7.5/10 average.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/rise_of_the_planet_of_the_apes/

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No fucking way.  No fucking way.  Those trailers are terrible.  I refuse to believe that shit.

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Didn't they already do a reboot of this once?

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Clichéd shots being used in trailers? NO WAY?!  :o

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This is one of those remakes I refuse to believe exists because the originals were so great. Just like Transformers

Even my manlove for James Franco can't get me excited
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This is one of those remakes I refuse to believe exists because the originals were so great. Just like Transformers

Even my manlove for James Franco can't get me excited

It's not a remake, it's a prequel.
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what's this, another average film Great Rumbler makes a thread about with reviews from sup par newspapers and nerd sites? :teehee
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isn't this a remake of Conquest of the apes?
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pilonv1

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This is one of those remakes I refuse to believe exists because the originals were so great. Just like Transformers

Even my manlove for James Franco can't get me excited

It's not a remake, it's a prequel.

I don't care what it is, I want to pretend it doesn't exist
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what's this, another average film Great Rumbler makes a thread about with reviews from sup par newspapers and nerd sites? :teehee

Don't make post the AP review, PD! :maf

Oh...wait...here it is:

Quote from: Associated Press
This seventh film in the Planet of the Apes series rises to such ridiculous heights, it's impossible not to laugh out loud -- in a good way, in appreciation.

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The trailer was lol-worthy but the commercials have been warming me up to it. I expected it to get 70%-ish, now it looks like it might be more, nice.

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This is one of those remakes I refuse to believe exists because the originals were so great. Just like Transformers

Even my manlove for James Franco can't get me excited

It's not a remake, it's a prequel.

It's a remake of a prequel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conquest_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes

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I really really want netflix to put Planet of the Apes movies on instant stream.
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Somehow I think Transformers has lowered the bar for movies.
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Somehow I think Transformers has lowered the bar for movies.

That's certainly possible.
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what's this, another average film Great Rumbler makes a thread about with reviews from sup par newspapers and nerd sites? :teehee

Don't make post the AP review, PD! :maf

Oh...wait...here it is:

Quote from: Associated Press
This seventh film in the Planet of the Apes series rises to such ridiculous heights, it's impossible not to laugh out loud -- in a good way, in appreciation.

:patel

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I'll make you a deal, Hollywood.  You give me a 25-30 min cut of the movie that is just the monkeys fucking shit up with none of the lame attempts to have a narrative or be a movie, and I will pay you $8 to see that shit.
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I really really want netflix to put Planet of the Apes movies on instant stream.

I believe they WERE.
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fuckkkkkkkkkk
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Easy way for the apes to take over: fling poop at everyone.
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Spoiler tag that shit ferrari!
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been horny as for this flick. seeing asap
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i watched the first HOUR and it was just starting to get to the part where the main monkey gets mad and starts a rebellion.  absolutely fucking terrible
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i dug it.
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Himu

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I really liked this
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watched this today after two pizzas and a bucket of beer. thoroughly entertained. didn't pay for my ticket though, so all I wasted was time. :pimp

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saw it last night, incredible film. 9/10
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Movie was good for what it is. Liked it, but wouldn't watch it again.

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I saw it. The way the obligatory use of "get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape!" was the best thing about the movie.
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