Author Topic: Ayo, ayo (Read 1443 times)

Fresh Prince · « **on:** August 11, 2011, 05:17:29 PM »

let me drop some rhymes in this freestyle battle
not going to go runnin to ma tell and tattle
i got a dozen dimes when I shake you hear the pussy rattle
I get the dairy you get the cattle

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2011, 05:23:08 PM »

That last line killed it prince, you got the power to convince
today i pulled a sicky, so employer suck my dicky
you fuck me all the time so now the turn was mine
bohica bohica im that polish nicca

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2 on:** August 11, 2011, 05:30:47 PM »

Waiting for PD to take his turn
Then take him to school and make him learn
To mess the God is no small thing
Horsemen of Apocalypse is what I bring

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** August 11, 2011, 05:36:40 PM »

Your rhymes are dumb, so I bite my thumb
In your general direction, no need for inflection
Sit down here, and listen with your ear
As I give you a lesson, about Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4 on:** August 11, 2011, 05:39:46 PM »

A challenger arrives, with a glint in his eyes
He calls for Mr Smith guess what I'm the Fresh Prince
you dumb motherfucker

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5 on:** August 11, 2011, 05:55:21 PM »

My names Matt B and I get respect
I can't rap for shit just like you'd expect

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #6 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:07:24 PM »

Next to me yall sound like Eli Porter
I banged your women and they say your dicks are shorter
Dont be mad
she said my kielbasa is the best she ever had
now its time for me to go to sleep
with one eye open so i can see you crackers creep

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #7 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:08:56 PM »

Stupid whigga, your flow is whack
Bend it over, take my BBC up your crack

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #8 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:11:12 PM »

Bitch dont bother, i aint taking shit from no brother

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:18:24 PM »

Shut up Borys my name is Premium Lager
But since i banged your mom you can call me father

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #10 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:18:44 PM »

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #11 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:29:31 PM »

You shouldnt have skipped englisg class
House and arse dont rhyme you dumbass
Your chances of jackin me are slim B
So run off cuz Im a Premium G

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:34:20 PM »

Spence no offence, but your rhymes are dense
Who gets so close to dudes with sperm in their mouth?
Your closet called and you need to get out!

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on August 11, 2011, 06:32:55 PM

In this thread: a bunch of honkies trying their damnedest.

Im from the streetz mayne

/posted from 500 euro phone

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:45:35 PM »

What have I done?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:49:13 PM »

Borys never to return, now hates blacks for ability to rhyme :'(

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2011, 06:55:22 PM »

Well we found an outlet for Borys rage.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2011, 08:51:58 PM »

Please let me introduce myself:
I'm a simple man, a bit big around the belt
please understand me when I'm talking about...
say, walks through the park, weed strolls through Taco Bell
So let me reiterate when I say let me introduce myself:
high post count - mostly spam - if you didn't already know
You all need to hit an English class, nicca, I got that flow
You're talking to the main inspiration of The Bore's Plinko
Strap a bomb on me, they call me Allahu Ackbar
'Cuz fellas, without any menace you won't make it that far
So please let me introduce myself:
I'm a simple man, I don't require much wealth
Just anal sex, rape bins, and a touch of Nick Frost

tehjaybo · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:11:45 PM »

My name is Jaybo and I'm here to say
chicka bow wee rurr icka icka wow yay.

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:48:25 PM »

Quote from: Borys on August 11, 2011, 06:33:50 PM

Those words of yours don't even feel like a wound
Cause I get no harm from someone who's a snitch
Me and K can sense that dog thinks he's a hound
looking at the pictures though... it's a tattoed up bitch!

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:37:54 AM »

put this in the hall of fame

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #21 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:42:23 AM »

Pd's a bitch ass
getting his ass pass'
from john to john
singin' I get aroun'
call him here
let's see him fear
the wrath of a menace
he's the patient I'm the dentist

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #22 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:45:08 AM »

I think PD and I can take down GAF-hop

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** August 13, 2011, 09:53:38 AM »

Your momma's so dumb, when I told her to call 911 she asked for the number.

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Author Topic: Ayo, ayo (Read 1443 times)