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dcharlie

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Fuck Apple and their shitty fucking products
« on: August 15, 2011, 07:25:19 PM »
i've yet to have an apple product last beyond 2 years with out it spectacularly breaking down. Fucking garbage. Also every single mac help thread on the internet is full of the most deluded shit i've ever seen.

Either i'm cursed or their products really are designed to go to shit.

p.s. MacBook Pro has went from fully usable to broken piece of shit in about half a day.

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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 07:28:05 PM »
They are designed so that Mactards will have excuses to "upgrade" to new models and devices all the time. Mactards love that.

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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 07:29:28 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 08:13:50 PM »
I own the opposite of a mac- a lenovo laptop. Two mice and five mouse buttons. Clitnub :bow2
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 08:15:08 PM »
Most Macfags upgrade their products within a couple of years.  Probably didn't make sense for Apple to make their products last too much longer than that.

I bet if you ask Macfags on any tips, the majority of the answers will be to tell you to upgrade.
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 08:18:13 PM »
it's the same way with tablets, when i had my ipad apps would crash and glitch out all the time just as bad as any android app

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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 08:51:04 PM »
Most Macfags upgrade their products within a couple of years.  Probably didn't make sense for Apple to make their products last too much longer than that.

I bet if you ask Macfags on any tips, the majority of the answers will be to tell you to upgrade.

I hardly ever upgrade, which pisses my friends off for some reason. My cousin, who's a premier macfag, got pissy cause I deleted a harry potter audiobook from my iPod, his reasoning was cause it came with the device(he doesn't even read harry potter  :lol).

I upgraded with my iPod though, that's mostly cause of space though. I'd buy a new one if they finally release a nw classic with more space. Cause I don't give a fuck.

The reason is that regular upgrades are part of the Apple Experience.  The macfags I know will upgrade every other iteration, even though their current Apple products are perfectly fine.  If you ask why they want to upgrade, most of them will start spazzing out about some minor feature or boost in performance.  Which is ok I guess except that these upgrades are painfully expensive.

I can't hate, Apple has a fantastic business model: successfully convincing millions of their consumer base to pay out the ass to stay current on minor upgrades.
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 09:54:55 PM »
Materialism!
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Re: Fuck Apple and their shitty fucking products
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 11:06:25 PM »
i've yet to have an apple product last beyond 2 years with out it spectacularly breaking down. Fucking garbage. Also every single mac help thread on the internet is full of the most deluded shit i've ever seen.

Either i'm cursed or their products really are designed to go to shit.

p.s. MacBook Pro has went from fully usable to broken piece of shit in about half a day.

I don't know much about MacBook, but I do believe that most of Apple's portables have a 2-year life-expectancy (give or take a few months). I don't know whether "forcing upgrades" is sole reason or not, but I wouldn't put it past them.

However, this is not the first time I hear you complaining about the rate of faulty iDevices you've owned. I distinctly remember a tweet with staggering number of ones that broke down on you. So yes, I'm gonna go with "You're cursed." The devices are allergic to your M$niggertry, they're not over it yet.
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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 11:16:22 PM »
Macfags upgrade more often than PC fegs? :lol Ok you guys are seriously deluded
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 11:17:13 PM »
Usually it's one component for a PC cigarillo not the whole box.
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 12:32:09 AM »
I have never actually had an apple product break on me. Even my wife's ancient G3 is still chugging away. She had an even more ancient Power Mac that lasted about 10 years (long story as to why we held onto it that long) until we eventually binned it. iPhones, iPods, Mac Books all still work perfectly. I guess we're just on different ends of the probability curves DC.
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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2011, 12:37:58 AM »
dont say that i want to buy an ipod touch this holiday
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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2011, 12:38:54 AM »
I just have the reverse midas as far as Apple is concerned - i touch the gold and it turns to shit.

Or maybe you reveal the true form of everything you touch :omg
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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2011, 12:45:21 AM »
My wife has had three iPods crap out on her in the last five years.

My iPod from 2005, however, will not fucking die. As soon as it does, I can get a new (and bigger) music player. Die goddammit!
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« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2011, 12:50:39 AM »
In all seriousness, all 7 Apple devices in our household are in perfect condition. The are two 3GS, one is mine, still kicking but due for an upgrade when 5 drops, while the other looks like this...



... after being literally dropped. Still works though, touchscreen and all.

So basically, and from my personal experience, I can't really complain.
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« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2011, 01:13:31 AM »
Macfags upgrade more often than PC fegs? :lol Ok you guys are seriously deluded

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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2011, 01:23:34 AM »
no problems with apple stuff here, still working. Probably YOUR OWN fault.
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« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2011, 02:29:41 AM »
I was going to say I've never had a Mac product fail, but then remembered the other week I tried to start my old LC575 that has been in the cupboard for 12 years and it's dead. :(  I had the keyboard sitting in a dusty box for years, hopefully just the keyboard is stuffed.

My 1999 G4, 2005 iPod, and 2010 MBP are OK, but I've had many other electronics devices built in the last five years break on me - things are built to a rubbish standard nowadays.

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« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2011, 02:31:33 AM »
White Whine
1st World Problems. Everybody loves Apple.
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CrystalGemini

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« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2011, 02:47:56 AM »
I've never owned an Apple product.
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« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2011, 02:49:01 AM »
DC why do you keep buying this Apple shit then? What do you need it for? Everything a mac can do a non mac product can do better, faster and cheaper.



I only have 1 apple product, a 3/4 year old Ipod 80GB. Still truckin'. Never buying anything again though.
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« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2011, 03:12:05 AM »
Didnt know you did iPhone dev stuff.

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« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2011, 03:21:29 AM »
White Whine
1st World Problems. Everybody loves Apple.

When you put it that way, I guess the bore really should do more to address the needs of its various non-white, non-1st world members. Let's all get together and buy Diunx a cheeseburger.
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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2011, 03:28:32 AM »
Youtube will work. Wasn't Apple finally supporting flash?
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« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2011, 03:36:43 AM »
youtube is a native app on the ipad. I doubt Kongregate would run smoothly on one of the alternative Flash-compatible browsers on iPad (like Puffin) but it might be worth a try
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« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2011, 03:41:09 AM »
Samsung Galaxy Tab whatever once it's out in euroland?
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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2011, 03:42:56 AM »
It's out in the Netherlands  :spin

So sorry Steve!

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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2011, 03:49:33 AM »
I'm rockin' a MBP from 2007 (Core2Duo). Still working fine. I'd want some more RAM though. hehe
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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2011, 03:59:04 AM »
Tbh while I don't like Apple I have to say I always heard their products are quite sturdy and built well.

Hyo: maybe you just need a new Mac  :teehee

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« Reply #30 on: August 16, 2011, 04:16:51 AM »
I'm too poor
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« Reply #31 on: August 16, 2011, 04:22:47 AM »
But you're a rich hipster I thought.

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« Reply #32 on: August 16, 2011, 04:28:13 AM »
not any more
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« Reply #33 on: August 16, 2011, 04:34:02 AM »
Ugh, youre out of a job right?

Do you know how to design websites/logos?

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« Reply #34 on: August 16, 2011, 04:42:54 AM »
:bow APPLE
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« Reply #35 on: August 16, 2011, 04:50:39 AM »
Yo himu, can you design a traveling hobo backpacker logo?

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« Reply #36 on: August 16, 2011, 05:05:39 AM »
Not out of a job, just in a shitty job now! Looking around for new stuff + freelance stuff.

I still DJ, Borys, but not professionally
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« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2011, 07:03:51 AM »
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« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2011, 07:07:49 AM »
PC fegs upgrade components mostly - not entire rigs every 1 or 2 years (depending on how MacFaggy you are)

Eh, nah. You can upgrade PowerMacs as much as a regular PC to the point of replacing the motherboard (yes you're limited to certain cards supported by Apple but I personally prefer this approach, makes for a more stable system), I've never added anything to an iMac but it's easy to add RAM and new HDDs to MBPs, first week I got my MBP I put in a new hybrid drive. Most painless HDD upgrade ever in a laptop. Everyone with PC laptops and all-in-ones are in the same boat as far as upgrades, or in many cases they;re even worse off with some vendors voiding warranties if you open the case for upgrades. And there's always the hackintosh for those who want to build their own PC and use OSX for a fraction of the price. As far as Apples iOS devices, I have never owned one, I don't care about iDevices.

Macfags upgrade more often than PC fegs? :lol Ok you guys are seriously deluded

take Steve Jobs' dick out yo mouth and smell the coffee

You seem pretty happy with that iMac I sold you  8)
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« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2011, 02:56:43 PM »
I've had my Macbook Pro for about 4 years now and I'm gonna keep it around for another year or so.  Works fine  ???

Could spare to put in some new RAM though.
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« Reply #40 on: August 16, 2011, 05:53:59 PM »
Macbooks would be ok if you could play games on them.

For me spending 1300 euro on something you can't play games on is absurd.

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« Reply #41 on: August 16, 2011, 06:02:55 PM »
Dual boot sure, but you can't play games on integrated graphics DC. And thats what you get for 1300 euro and Mac.

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« Reply #42 on: August 16, 2011, 06:51:37 PM »
dcharlie, from what I've seen, some people just have stupid bad luck with Macs. Some people just never seem to get one that works, even though the rest of the world is using them without complaint. Gman was also one of those guys. One of my cousins, as well. Everything arrives fine then turns to shit.

Macfags upgrade more often than PC fegs? :lol Ok you guys are seriously deluded

Yeah, the only guy I know who upgrades this way is an Apple employee, who uses his employee discount to see his current one at the same price as the new-and-discounted item he's about to buy. Everyone else I know with a Mac hangs on to it for a long time.

tl;dr version: I have owned a number of Macs, and only one of them was a problem.

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After college, I bought a Mac IIfx which lasted 3 years in the USA, survived USPS mail to Japan and 2 years there, carried in airplane cargo back to the USA, and then I sold it as a server to the company I worked for. You probably could have dropped it on a tank, and killed the tank.

To replace it, I had a Power Mac 6100/66 which lasted me 4 or 5 years. Then I bought the original white iBook before coming to Japan (again); it served 6 years. It was perfect the whole time. Its replacement was a refurbed PowerBook G4 17" -- the only complaint I have about Macs are based on this PowerBook. Christ, what a lemon. The whole time I owned it, it had incessant problems. When I took it in to Apple Store Shinsaibashi, they claimed it had been dropped. I told them that I'd never dropped it, but the REFURB packaging in which it arrived had no cushioning, so it was the refurb factory's fault. Never, ever buying refurb anything again, though my friend at Apple says it was the only time he'd ever of problems with a refurb unit. The MacBook Air and 24" iMac I have at home now were bought in the last 18 months, will probably last another 3 years.

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« Reply #43 on: August 16, 2011, 09:20:08 PM »
I've never had problems with my Apple products (iPod, iPod Touch). On the other hand my brother has gone through three iPods in less than a year, but he's very careless with his stuff.
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« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2011, 10:35:30 PM »
XBMC, you mean

naw, the sexiest thing ever is PC connected to TV and VLC Remote on iphone/ipad.
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« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2011, 11:11:00 PM »
MacBooks are weird with TV-out.  I have a mini-DVI to HDMI adapter that I tried with my MacBook once, and the resolution was all fucked up on the TV. 

That was the only time I tried it; got a PC laptop soon after with HDMI-out. 

I also have a second-gen Apple TV that I hacked for XBMC...shit sucks on there.  :/  Subs don't display right or at all in .MKV files, and after a recent update, it freezes or takes too long to buffer.  I just hook up my laptop to the TV instead...no bullshit.
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« Reply #46 on: August 17, 2011, 12:29:37 AM »
I told them that I'd never dropped it, but the REFURB packaging in which it arrived had no cushioning, so it was the refurb factory's fault. Never, ever buying refurb anything again, though my friend at Apple says it was the only time he'd ever of problems with a refurb unit.

That sucks.  My refurb MBP came packed like a new Mac (except in a plain cardboard box).  Maybe it varies country to country, or they pack them better now.

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« Reply #47 on: August 17, 2011, 01:34:09 AM »
I told them that I'd never dropped it, but the REFURB packaging in which it arrived had no cushioning, so it was the refurb factory's fault. Never, ever buying refurb anything again, though my friend at Apple says it was the only time he'd ever of problems with a refurb unit.

That sucks.  My refurb MBP came packed like a new Mac (except in a plain cardboard box).  Maybe it varies country to country, or they pack them better now.
It ended up that the refurb was from a new outsource factory in Kentucky, and hadn't yet been indoctrinated into the Apple way of doing things. My Mac showed up in the plain cardboard box, but not only had no support cushions, but was missing the portion of the adapter which connects to the wall socket, and had the iBook system discs instead of the PowerBook ones. It was just a mess. I should have not accepted the package, but it was literally less than 24 hours prior to getting on a plane to Japan, and I wouldn't have been able to get it swapped before leaving. That same factory apparently shipped a refurb Mac out with human spunk on the keyboard. Classy!


my $400 lenovo has lasted three times longer than my $1200 macbook did

not gonna say apple is shitty but i have no idea where their reputation for being oh so much better than their competitors comes from

like, it's pretty clear their model is directed towards having you upgrade pretty damned often... it's like the first line of suggestion from their "geniuses" no matter what the problem is with your unit

I've encountered this with my iPod Touch, actually. My headphone jack had a problem four weeks after the 1-year warranty expired. The Genius advice was that I could pay 18,000 yen to replace it or get one with a higher capacity for 29,800 yen, and then trade in my "broken" one for a 4000 yen coupon toward the new purchase.

A 100 yen headphone jack, making my $400 toy unusable. I was so irate, I swore off Apple hardware. Unfortunately, I was unable to keep that anger going, and I purchased more.
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« Reply #48 on: August 17, 2011, 01:42:02 AM »
:o That's some bad experiences.

Seems most people's experiences with refurbs is very positive though from what I read before buying mine.  I like to think some other poor bastard tests the hardware for kinks, Apple replaces the problem bits, polishes it up, and then gives me a discount for all their hard work!

I didn't get any extra free ram though.  What cheek.

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« Reply #49 on: August 17, 2011, 01:57:07 AM »
my $400 lenovo has lasted three times longer than my $1200 macbook did

not gonna say apple is shitty but i have no idea where their reputation for being oh so much better than their competitors comes from

like, it's pretty clear their model is directed towards having you upgrade pretty damned often... it's like the first line of suggestion from their "geniuses" no matter what the problem is with your unit
Just to point out the flipside my Lenovo laptop has an issue with the lower part of the screen where it's fuzzy but other than that it's taken a few knocks and still holding up. It also had problems out of the box but that I think was due more to Vista. I would probably buy another Lenovo simply because I got used to the input system but probably a model or two up.
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« Reply #50 on: August 17, 2011, 11:40:37 AM »
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naw, the sexiest thing ever is PC connected to TV and VLC Remote on iphone/ipad.


oooo , can VLC launch apps (serious question) ?


No (although there is youtube support)

in theory you can do all that with all the various desktop controller apps but in practice they're all sluggish and hairpulling-ly irritating to use for more than 30 seconds. For media consumption, all you need is VLC though. It's beautiful. You don't spend ANY time navigating menus etc on your TV. It's all done in the palm of your hand. It gets out of your way real fast. It's like 350 yen, just try it!
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