Author Topic: Hey, I just wanted you guys to know... (Read 2828 times)

The Black Stallion · « **on:** December 31, 2006, 03:24:09 PM »

...that I'm not a pussy ass scumbag like that Saint Cornelius douche. All I do is make fun of a good lot of you guys for being ungraceful, socially inept, losers. Seriously, what's wrong with that? I mean, yeah, I want to hurt your guy's feelings. In turn, you guys rip on me, and try to fight back. As pathetic as your attempts at really getting at me are it's all good. The fact that you guys try... that's what makes it fun.

Just let it be known that if ANY of you punks start taking this shit offline, you WILL be heading for an ICU to be treated for severe cranial damage. I will do things to you that only a specialist can fix. You're going to need more than stitches and bandages.

That is to say, I will rip your eye out and skull fuck you. Don't think I'm incapable of doing it. And don't think I don't have the means, funds and resources to locate and find you. I know a good lot of you will be right at your homes typing up a storm on the internets. Right where you ALWAYS are... so don't be surprised if you guys get got by a furious negro if you start fucking with my day to day. Feel me? N*gga?

This is not a threat. Consider it a warning.

whiteACID · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:24:40 PM »

But you really hurt my feelings, TBS.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:27:07 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 31, 2006, 03:24:09 PM

Just let it be known that if ANY of you punks start taking this shit offline, you WILL be heading for an ICU to be treated for severe cranial damage. I will do things to you that only a specialist can fix. You're going to need more than stitches and bandages.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #3 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:27:21 PM »

Quiver.

rocketman · « **Reply #4 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:30:21 PM »

I would destroy you.

APF · « **Reply #5 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:31:17 PM »

Will they still let you on the plane if you have the cal on you???

Solo · « **Reply #6 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:34:36 PM »

Im giving you a Cleveland steamroller for a belated Christmas present.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:35:50 PM »

Didn't you ask me for my number so you could beat me up in real life?

Christopher · « **Reply #8 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:40:59 PM »

Ok I now know.

Boogie · « **Reply #9 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:41:13 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 31, 2006, 03:24:09 PM

Just let it be known that if ANY of you punks start taking this shit offline, you WILL be heading for an ICU to be treated for severe cranial damage. I will do things to you that only a specialist can fix. You're going to need more than stitches and bandages.

That is to say, I will rip your eye out and skull fuck you. Don't think I'm incapable of doing it. And don't think I don't have the means, funds and resources to locate and find you. I know a good lot of you will be right at your homes typing up a storm on the internets. Right where you ALWAYS are... so don't be surprised if you guys get got by a furious negro if you start fucking with my day to day. Feel me? N*gga?

This is not a threat. Consider it a warning.

"That's nice"

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #10 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:42:29 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 31, 2006, 03:24:40 PM

But you really hurt my feelings, TBS.

You treat 'em ruff... you get the muff.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 31, 2006, 03:35:50 PM

Didn't you ask me for my number so you could beat me up in real life?

I may be going to Wayne/Second City Detroit next fall if I don't go to Chicago or New York. We can settle all scores then. But if I'm ever in Yipsi anytime earlier, you better watch your back. You bitchmade punk.

Quote from: Boogie on December 31, 2006, 03:41:13 PM

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Your kicks and punches don't mean shit. I got the cal on me.

Boogie · « **Reply #11 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:48:15 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 31, 2006, 03:42:29 PM

Your kicks and punches don't mean shit. I got the cal on me.

"That's nice."

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:49:46 PM »

Did TBS define Cal yet?

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:51:49 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 31, 2006, 03:49:46 PM

Did TBS define Cal yet?

When he says that he's got the Cal on him, he's referring to guy named Cal that pounds his cornhole every night.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:52:19 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on December 31, 2006, 03:48:15 PM

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"That's nice."

Not even Jesus, Moses, and Abraham can cosign on a no-homo to ungay those pics of you straddling other dudes.

Error Macro · « **Reply #15 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:53:41 PM »

I assume "cal" is short for caliber, hence he claims to be packing a gun.

bwaahahahahaha

btw, did anyone else think of Mike Tyson saying "serious cranial damage"?

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:54:39 PM »

He claims to carry a gun?

TBS, what kind?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:55:45 PM »

Didnt TBS see The Last Dragon? Cal doesnt mean shit against MARTIAL ARTS!

Boogie · « **Reply #18 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:56:06 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 31, 2006, 03:52:19 PM

Not even Jesus, Moses, and Abraham can cosign on a no-homo to ungay those pics of you straddling other dudes.

"That's nice."

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #19 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:57:09 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 31, 2006, 03:54:39 PM

He claims to carry a gun?

TBS, what kind?

No homo to wondering what kind of heat another man is packing.

Error Macro · « **Reply #20 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:58:19 PM »

btw, what's up with the "NO HOMO" thing?

I went on some hip hop board that TBS posted on, and a bunch of other dudes were typing that. Just repeating it over and over like a chant.

NO HOMO
NO HOMO
NO HOMO
NO HOMO
NO HOMO

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:59:09 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2006, 03:59:28 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:00:02 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 31, 2006, 03:57:09 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 31, 2006, 03:54:39 PM
He claims to carry a gun?

TBS, what kind?

No homo to wondering what kind of heat another man is packing.

Doesn't matter, you probably don't know the first thing about handling it anyways.

Quote from: Error Macro on December 31, 2006, 03:58:19 PM

btw, what's up with the "NO HOMO" thing?

I went on some hip hop board that TBS posted on, and a bunch of other dudes were typing that. Just repeating it over and over like a chant.

NO HOMO
NO HOMO
NO HOMO
NO HOMO
NO HOMO

Denial

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #24 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:05:38 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on December 31, 2006, 03:56:06 PM

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"That's nice."

So you placed 3rd in a dicksucking contest. Who gives a shit.

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 31, 2006, 03:55:45 PM

Didnt TBS see The Last Dragon? Cal doesnt mean shit against MARTIAL ARTS!

Unlike you, I've lead an eventful, and fulfilling life. I don't base my knowledge of off shit I've seen on a VHS back in 1988.

I've seen plenty of young bucks get laid the fuck down by the cal.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:07:14 PM »

TBS makes my life worth living

APF · « **Reply #26 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:09:30 PM »

I base my life off of distinguished mentally-challenged memes I read on rap messageboards.

whiteACID · « **Reply #27 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:09:57 PM »

I believe the Cal he is referring to is the calorimeter which is an apparatus for measuring quantities of absorbed or emitted heat or for determining specific heats.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:10:08 PM »

HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE THE LAST DRAGON YOU SONOFABITCH

Error Macro · « **Reply #29 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:10:14 PM »

nvm, I looked up "no homo" on UrbanDictionary.com ROFL

TBS, when are you going to update your blog, man? The Ken Steele Experience's last entry was back in August.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #30 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:12:17 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on December 31, 2006, 04:10:14 PM

nvm, I looked up "no homo" on UrbanDictionary.com ROFL

TBS, when are you going to update your blog, man? The Ken Steele Experience's last entry was back in August.

Writing one tonight. Probably posting it on the 2nd. I've been doing a lot of updates on my Facebook... just little things, nothing as big as the KSE though. I'll glad to say that I'll be starting regular updates shortly.

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:14:01 PM »

Hey, TBS, I bet you have 5 pounds of dangling meat between your legs.

No homo.

Christopher · « **Reply #32 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:29:22 PM »

Damn good job Boogie, next time go for first

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on December 31, 2006, 04:29:22 PM

Damn good job Boogie, next time go for first

Well he sure has no problem with getting to 1st base...

Vizzys · « **Reply #34 on:** December 31, 2006, 04:43:43 PM »

I dont hate you TBS.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** January 02, 2007, 04:02:15 PM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on December 31, 2006, 03:24:09 PM

...that I'm not a pussy ass scumbag like that Saint Cornelius douche. All I do is make fun of a good lot of you guys for being ungraceful, socially inept, losers. Seriously, what's wrong with that? I mean, yeah, I want to hurt your guy's feelings. In turn, you guys rip on me, and try to fight back. As pathetic as your attempts at really getting at me are it's all good. The fact that you guys try... that's what makes it fun.
Just let it be known that if ANY of you punks start taking this shit offline, you WILL be heading for an ICU to be treated for severe cranial damage. I will do things to you that only a specialist can fix. You're going to need more than stitches and bandages.
That is to say, I will rip your eye out and skull fuck you. Don't think I'm incapable of doing it. And don't think I don't have the means, funds and resources to locate and find you. I know a good lot of you will be right at your homes typing up a storm on the internets. Right where you ALWAYS are... so don't be surprised if you guys get got by a furious negro if you start fucking with my day to day. Feel me? N*gga?
This is not a threat. Consider it a warning.

You pathetic fucking loser, get this out of your ass and shut the fuck up.

Garnet · « **Reply #36 on:** January 02, 2007, 04:45:13 PM »

holy fucking shit!!! Theres a comedian on the loose!

Error Macro · « **Reply #37 on:** January 02, 2007, 05:49:09 PM »

NO HOMO

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #38 on:** January 03, 2007, 11:36:49 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 31, 2006, 04:14:01 PM

Hey, TBS, I bet you have 5 pounds of dangling meat between your legs. No homo.

That was very gay.

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Author Topic: Hey, I just wanted you guys to know... (Read 2828 times)

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