MANLAND

[pilonv1]

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity/ikea-introduces-manland-the-creche-for-retail-weary-men/story-fn9ql3sf-1226127519690

YOU'VE probably seen the "boyfriend chair" in clothing stores for bored shopping companions.

Now IKEA has taken the concept one step further by creating a “crèche” for retail-weary men, complete with Xbox consoles, pinball machines, continuous televised sport and free hot dogs.

[Human Snorenado]

needs strippers/rape dumpster

[lennedsay]

IKEA

[BlackMage]

IKEA

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 

[pilonv1]

IKEA

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 

who would serve the hotdogs in skimpy outfits then?

[BlackMage]

IKEA

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 

who would serve the hotdogs in skimpy outfits then?

me 

[pilonv1]

That's even better

[brob]

I love Ikea. It just as easy to build as lego, but you feel all manly and shit helping some helpless lass put together a chair together. And their little mascot instruction manual guy is cute.

[Human Snorenado]

Man, just think if they put that much effort into making non-shitty furniture

[BlueTsunami]

Fleshlight integrated furniture

[lennedsay]

IKEA

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 

Except the girl who drug you to god damn IKEA and now you have to entertain yourself and eat crappy hot dogs because you couldn't simply stand up for yourself like some punk bitch.

It's cool though. Enjoy your manland. It's the least we could offer since we have the other 3 acres of the store.

[BlackMage]

IKEA

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 

Except the girl who drug you to god damn IKEA and now you have to entertain yourself and eat crappy hot dogs because you couldn't simply stand up for yourself like some punk bitch.

It's cool though. Enjoy your manland. It's the least we could offer since we have the other 3 acres of the store.

you are so MEAN  :'(

[BlueTsunami]

There's no cryin' in MANLAND

[Van Cruncheon]

IKEA

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 

Except the girl who drug you to god damn IKEA and now you have to entertain yourself and eat crappy hot dogs because you couldn't simply stand up for yourself like some punk bitch.

It's cool though. Enjoy your manland. It's the least we could offer since we have the other 3 acres of the store.

holy shit MANNIHILATION

[lennedsay]

IKEA

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 

Except the girl who drug you to god damn IKEA and now you have to entertain yourself and eat crappy hot dogs because you couldn't simply stand up for yourself like some punk bitch.

It's cool though. Enjoy your manland. It's the least we could offer since we have the other 3 acres of the store.

you are so MEAN  :'(

Maybe you'll remember that the next time you consider not sharing. And if you forget, the whoopin' you'll receive should help to remind you. Now go to your MANLAND.

[Cormacaroni]

lennedsay is god

lennedsay

[Human Snorenado]

3 acres consisting of the shittiest furniture known to man, have at it.  Fuck, the original gen 360s are more reliably built than IKEA furniture.

[BlackMage]

*sniffle* yes ma'am!  

* looks to manbore* fuck you guys!!  

[BlueTsunami]

*sniffle* yes ma'am!  

* looks to manbore* fuck you guys!!  

Amazingly I found the perfect photographic representation of this response

[Oblivion]

IKEA

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 

Except the girl who drug you to god damn IKEA and now you have to entertain yourself and eat crappy hot dogs because you couldn't simply stand up for yourself like some punk bitch.

It's cool though. Enjoy your manland. It's the least we could offer since we have the other 3 acres of the store.

holy shit MANNIHILATION

Annihilennedsyation.

[drew]

ikea still sucks a million dicks per second

easily one of the worst experiences of my life

[Mr. Gundam]

IKEA made a Hot Dog Bar!!

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Still wouldn't go to IKEA more than once in a year. 1) It's in the burbs. 2) Millions of people from the burbs.

[close]

[CajoleJuice]

IKEA made a Hot Dog Bar!!

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Still wouldn't go to IKEA more than once in a year. 1) It's in the burbs. 2) Millions of people from the burbs.

[close]

don't you live in the burbs?

[Mr. Gundam]

IKEA made a Hot Dog Bar!!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Still wouldn't go to IKEA more than once in a year. 1) It's in the burbs. 2) Millions of people from the burbs.

[close]

don't you live in the burbs?

Nope. Greenlake urban village in Seattle.

[CajoleJuice]

Oh, I thought I saw a pic of your house where it was by itself and had a yard. Looked like the 'burbs to me.

[Mr. Gundam]

Oh, I thought I saw a pic of your house where it was by itself and had a yard. Looked like the 'burbs to me.

I don't live "downtown," but I'm nowhere near the burbs. I do own a single family home, but we have a crazy small font/side yard. My backyard is a tiny patio with an alley/easement. Across the street from us is I-5 and a fire station. Most of our neighbors are apartments and condos. Bars and shops are just down the street.

[CajoleJuice]

Oh, I thought I saw a pic of your house where it was by itself and had a yard. Looked like the 'burbs to me.

I don't live "downtown," but I'm nowhere near the burbs. I do own a single family home, but we have a crazy small font/side yard. My backyard is a tiny patio with an alley/easement. Across the street from us is I-5 and a fire station. Bars and shops are just down the street.

Relative best of both worlds. Nice.

[Mr. Gundam]

Oh, I thought I saw a pic of your house where it was by itself and had a yard. Looked like the 'burbs to me.

I don't live "downtown," but I'm nowhere near the burbs. I do own a single family home, but we have a crazy small font/side yard. My backyard is a tiny patio with an alley/easement. Across the street from us is I-5 and a fire station. Bars and shops are just down the street.

Relative best of both worlds. Nice.

In four years time we'll have a light rail station three blocks from our house, gonna be so awesome.

[Smooth Groove]

Is this only happening down under?

[Diunx]

I love IKEA, may go tomorrow to buy a pillow.

[Mr. Gundam]

Is this only happening down under?

Probably.

I remember IKEA used to give free food to guys who went there on Super Bowl Sunday.

[pilonv1]

Yes it's being trialled at the Sydney store for the weekend since it's fathers day

[T-Short]

This is quite embarrassing, even for Australia

[Human Snorenado]

This is quite embarrassing, even for Australia

[Himu]

i just can't stand putting together furniture

i don't know what that means. i know i'm not the most manly guy but fuck, who likes putting this shit together?

[Himu]

IKEA made a Hot Dog Bar!!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Still wouldn't go to IKEA more than once in a year. 1) It's in the burbs. 2) Millions of people from the burbs.

[close]

i hate the burbs

GET ME OUT OF HERE

[Cerveza mas fina]

This is quite embarrassing, even for Australia

Id say their marketing department did good, since now even swedes know about it 

[brob]

i just can't stand putting together furniture

i don't know what that means. i know i'm not the most manly guy but fuck, who likes putting this shit together?

I love it. I always help people put together their cheap-shit ikea furniture. I like building proper stuff too though. hammers and nails and that. 

[Himu]

build me shit with your shirt off and your chest gleaming with sweat

and in your underwear

[Cerveza mas fina]

I dont think I want you to hang out with me anymore 

[pilonv1]

This is quite embarrassing, even for Australia

hey now

[chronovore]

IKEA

NO GIRLS ALLOWED! 

who would serve the hotdogs in skimpy outfits then?

me 

HUBBA HUBBA!

[muckhole]

i just can't stand putting together furniture

i don't know what that means. i know i'm not the most manly guy but fuck, who likes putting this shit together?

I do, shit's fun.

Indeed. Though preferably no the hex-head-lock-nut type stuff that comes out of Ikea.

Gimme NAILS

[Brehvolution]

Never ever been in an IKEA. I've seen one from the highway though.

[chronovore]

We went to the Ikea in Kobe today. Bought a couple of PEOUEN or POïNGU or some crazy-assed named chairs. At their cafeteria, I had hard cider and meatballs with lingonberry sauce for lunch, with a creme brulee that was better than it deserved to be, so it's all good.

No MANLAND, no other LANDS were encountered.

[Cormacaroni]

We went to the Ikea in Kobe today. Bought a couple of PEOUEN or POïNGU or some crazy-assed named chairs. At their cafeteria, I had hard cider and meatballs with lingonberry sauce for lunch, with a creme brulee that was better than it deserved to be, so it's all good.

No MANLAND, no other LANDS were encountered.

pffff, you are like a walking embassy of MANLAND homeboy. You got diplomatic plates and all that shit.

[Mupepe]

Putting shit together is fun. Its easily the best part of buying most stuff.

[Beezy]

i just can't stand putting together furniture

i don't know what that means. i know i'm not the most manly guy but fuck, who likes putting this shit together?

I do, shit's fun.

Indeed. Though preferably no the hex-head-lock-nut type stuff that comes out of Ikea.

Gimme NAILS

agreed

[BobFromPikeCreek]

assembling shit
being stubborn and ignoring the instructions

[Himu]

okay, building shit is fine IF there is beer

[Diunx]

building shit sucks, that's why rich smart people pay illegal immigrants to do it for them.

[chronovore]

We went to the Ikea in Kobe today. Bought a couple of PEOUEN or POïNGU or some crazy-assed named chairs. At their cafeteria, I had hard cider and meatballs with lingonberry sauce for lunch, with a creme brulee that was better than it deserved to be, so it's all good.

No MANLAND, no other LANDS were encountered.

pffff, you are like a walking embassy of MANLAND homeboy. You got diplomatic plates and all that shit.

I feel like I received my ambassadorship from the freakin' King, just now.