I'm high, you're high, the pets are high, everyone is high

[Himu]

what's a good way to get thc out of the body for drug testing (job interviews)

[Cerveza mas fina]

Only time my friend.

[Himu]

well now i'm turned on

[The Sceneman]

yeah I just had a smoke. feels good 

edit: what kinda interviews drug test you?! You applying at job site?

[Himu]

now get naked

[Mr. Gundam]

When is the test? You could just, you know, not smoke until afterwards.

[T-Short]

When is the test? You could just, you know, not smoke until afterwards.

Seems like an amazing solution, how did you think of this?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Dude is a psychologist so he helps people all the time with life changing concepts

Gundam

[Mr. Gundam]

When is the test? You could just, you know, not smoke until afterwards.

Seems like an amazing solution, how did you think of this?

It came to me when I realized how dumb the original question was. 

[T-Short]

[The Sceneman]

how do I start being a gundam enthusiast? Ive been wanting to get into these super robots. Whats a good series to start watching?

[Positive Touch]

if it's for a work drug test just use some of that synthetic urine. no one's looking at yr dick while yr peeing; you'll be fine.

[Joe Molotov]

how do I start being a gundam enthusiast? Ive been wanting to get into these super robots. Whats a good series to start watching?

G Gundam

[Boogie]

what's a good way to get thc out of the body for drug testing (job interviews)

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What's the job/company?

[chronovore]

Sadly, if you're a stoner, most of the people you know well enough to borrow urine from are also stoners.

[Brehvolution]

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[T234]

Urine doesn't show age you know. It's messed up but you can use some younger cousin or something.

Edit: gender also is indeterminable, despite rumours to the contrary. And I dunno man most stoners I know have friends who don't smoke. In my circles it seems you prefer to drink or smoke *shrug*

Untrue, they can detect a different gender if you get your urine from a pregnant woman.

[T234]

Only reason I know that is because a few years ago a very good friend of mine broke his probation like that. He used his wife's urine and didn't know she was pregnant, ended up going back to jail for five years. Gets out next month, liable to the craziest party that wasn't put on by the Hell's Angels this state has ever seen.

[T234]

You would think he would have hired a better one seeing as how he made 60 grand a week, but he never would hire Gatewood.

[Himu]

Eh who cares. No one has called me for a drug test, I'm just worried I might.

[Himu]

thanks to reddit I now have confidence in my smoking. the problem is that i don't have high tolerance to thc and I end up smoking too much. But this time I smoked at an even pace, didn't feel tempted to go all out with my pals, and I didn't end up getting a panic attack

[T234]

I cut down to like an ounce a week. He probably still couldn't keep up with me.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

So rather than give up weed for a month, you want to do stupid shit like lug around borrowed urine in the hopes that nobody will catch you with it.  Some businesses require someone there to watch you urinate.

Good luck with that.

I don't really get why people do stupid shit like this.

When is the test? You could just, you know, not smoke until afterwards.

You crazy!?  Weed is like totally my life man.

[T234]

Yeah, if you're gonna get on your high horse, you're gonna make it on my ignore list really fast.

[T-Short]

What's this about getting high on horse?

[T234]

Horse is overrated. It's a nap in a syringe.

[chronovore]

What's this about getting high on horse?