In 5th grade, I squated in the toilet while taking a shit and tore my pants apart, don't ask me how because I can't remember. I then ran from one side of the school to the other, walked into the teachers office, stole the stapler and stapled the shit out of my pants. No one said anything but it was pretty obvious, I just acted as casual as I could about it for the rest of the day. ''Oh!! that?.. yeah,, It's interesting that you noticed it. When do we start?''