When I was like 9, I was playing hide and seek with my sisters and a few neighbor kids. Back then for some reason I was terrified of taking shits. I wouldn't shits for weeks at a time, I'm not kidding. During this fateful day, a particularly wicked motherfucker of a turd was pressing the innards of my anus something fierce. While running to find a place to hide/maybe a place for a discrete shit, I stopped right in the middle of our cul-de-sac, with parents watching, and couldn't take it any longer. I just shat the thing out without even taking off my pants. I shit my pants. This thing had to have been a good 7 to 10 inches long. Looked like I had a tail. All the parents saw me do this, including my own, as well as my sisters and my neighbor friends.
Needless to say, I started taking shits every day after that.