Taking a shit at work.

[Positive Touch]

FUCK YOU MARIE CALLENDER LEAVE MY STOMACH ALONE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Groogrux]

FUCK YOU MARIE CALLENDER LEAVE MY STOMACH ALONE RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

MARIE CALLENDER IS A SAINT!  YOU HEAR ME?  A SAINT!

[The Sceneman]

When I worked, I shat once a day. I often timed it to be at the same time as the woman I liked. I loved hearing her butt flaps fart and shit out all the contents of her asshole

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disclaimer: this only actually happened once by accident. I went to the bathroom as the same time as the girl(woman) I liked. I heard her airbrush the toilet bowl with her lunch

[Himu]

I LOVE TAKING A SHIT

[Joe Molotov]

When I worked, I shat once a day. I often timed it to be at the same time as the woman I liked. I loved hearing her butt flaps fart and shit out all the contents of her asshole

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disclaimer: this only actually happened once by accident. I went to the bathroom as the same time as the girl(woman) I liked. I heard her airbrush the toilet bowl with her lunch

Did you have one of those liberal, hipster unisex bathrooms, or could you hear her blowing ass through the wall?

[The Sceneman]

my office was based in an old house, with re-fitted bathrooms. Unisex units, and sound traveled pretty easily through them.

[Mupepe]

 

I can't even joke about that being hot.  I like to think of women struggling to push out little bite size snickers sized turds and it smelling like flowers and when she wipes it's always one of those poops where nothing is left behind.

[BlueTsunami]

I'll just fucking wipe my ass with the softest piece of paper ever made and then wash my hands. Unless the toilet blows hot air up into my gaping asshole after I've been sprayed with water I don't wanna get adventurous with it.

[The Sceneman]

I'll just fucking wipe my ass with the softest piece of paper ever made and then wash my hands. Unless the toilet blows hot air up into my gaping asshole after I've been sprayed with water I don't wanna get adventurous with it.

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[Diunx]

My hotel room didn't have a bidet, its a shame since I took some pretty epic shits.

[Brehvolution]

THe toilet paper here at work is low grade sandpaper.

[Mupepe]

THe toilet paper here at work is low grade sandpaper.

Ours feels like the paper that comes in coloring books.  I hate it.  But oh well.

[Mupepe]

Ahhhh.  I just took my afternoon one pretty early.  The grilled chicken and fajita I brought for lunch must have put a rush on my stomach.

[chronovore]

I can't even joke about that being hot.  I like to think of women struggling to push out little bite size snickers sized turds and it smelling like flowers and when she wipes it's always one of those poops where nothing is left behind.

But this is accurate, isn't it? This is the way it works, right? :worried

[Ganhyun]

I can't even joke about that being hot.  I like to think of women struggling to push out little bite size snickers sized turds and it smelling like flowers and when she wipes it's always one of those poops where nothing is left behind.

But this is accurate, isn't it? This is the way it works, right? :worried

I doubt it. If the evidence at my workplace is anything to go by, the womens room is worse off than the mens room. I've had to "guard the door" to the mens room for a friend of mine when she was pregnant and couldnt make the drive home to shit/piss. Not to mention the plumber has to fix the womens room every other week.

[chronovore]

Actually, I believe it. In the memes and links thread, the winner of the World's Longest Peristaltic Movement was a woman... I think.

Plus, you gotta know they're going to the restroom in groups for some reason. Rolling out in force, I think.

[Cerveza mas fina]

My woman doesn't poo.

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When I can hear it

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