The guy next door just went to jail for having a grow-op lol

[OptimoPeach]

I came home from work to find my power off. It turned out the big breaker box that provides electricity to like 1/4 of the street short-circuited and caught fire. The workers said that at the moment they had no idea what the cause was, that it would take a couple of hours to fix, that they had to wait on materials before they could start, blah blah blah.

Now we skip ahead to 30 minutes ago. In repairing the problem, the workers discovered that the guy next door actually spliced into the shit and was stealing electricity to apparently power a nice lil weed factory. I had suspected he was growing for a number of reasons in the past. Anyway, long story short, the crew called the foreman, the foreman called the sheriff, and the sheriff put the neighbor man in the back seat of his patrol car after he realized he was fucked and tried to just nonchalantly back down his driveway and dip out with like seven people (including the sheriff) standing in front of his house. They're searching the place now

I really wouldn't have cared so long as he wasn't selling out of his front door, but the guy was a dick so HA HA

[Boogie]

 

[lennedsay]

In my best Sammi from Jersey Shore guidette accent:

So fuck youah.

[BlueTsunami]

Dude shoulda' called a local Mexican dealer to start a wildfire

[BlackMage]

nicca that's my dealer! 

[Phoenix Dark]

protecting innocent people from weed 

[Boogie]

Lol I always thought it was pretty stupid if you've got an illegal grow op to do something as obvious as steal power.

because if they don't steal the power....actually, nevermind, maybe I shouldn't be revealing tidbits like that.... 

[OptimoPeach]

They pulled fuckin 200+ plants out last night. He had some growing in the attic even.

Such a waste :'(

They actually didn't arrest him yet ahaha. California

[Eel O'Brian]

he didn't happen to resemble this gentleman, did he

[Mupepe]

The fact is, the dude got greedy.  That's the real issue.  200+ plants is fucking overkill.  I know Cali is expensive but this dude was just dumb.  He could have followed the procedure to grow legally but he's obviously an idiot. 

The equipment in a grow op does not use THAT much energy unless you're well... growing 200+ fucking plants.  What a dumbass.

[T234]

Anything over 100 plants is a federal case, that dude is fucked.

[T234]

They are indeed. The 3w diode LED panels are the MILF's tits.

[Mupepe]

LED's are just way more expensive in the initial cost.  Power savings over years put them over CFL's, MH and HPS lights in the long run though.  And true full spectrum capabilities make for some buds

[Mupepe]

3w? That's a lot less than putting up 1000w bulbs. Damn. That's some savings right there.

That's 3w per bulb with 100-300 bulbs per panel at least

And a 1000 watt panel will cost about 1000 bucks if you find a great deal.  You can get a 1000 watt HPS or MH for between 400-600 bucks.  But you grow better with less wattage on an LED and so it's not quite fair. 

[Brehvolution]

he didn't happen to resemble this gentleman, did he

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Love that show. We should party up for an episode on Netflix sometime.

[T234]

Well, yeah okay that was dumb of me. But I'm guessing there's no need for ballasts with LEDs?

Nope. And the IR signature is nil, heat is very low.

he didn't happen to resemble this gentleman, did he

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Love that show. We should party up for an episode on Netflix sometime.

Good fucking call, I think I'm gonna sit here all day eating MDMA and watching Trailer Park Boys.

[Eel O'Brian]

he didn't happen to resemble this gentleman, did he

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Love that show. We should party up for an episode on Netflix sometime.

i powered through every episode a few months ago, but i am down for a rewatch!

[T234]

The shit I get ain't really for rookies, last night I was geekin for hours and hours. The shit I got right now is probably the worst-tasting, most-potent I ever sampled. Tenth of a gram will have ANYBODY twitchin'

So do people who grow LED do something to keep the plants warm and happy? You couldn't grow in a basement in Oregon winter without a heat source.

70-75 F is perfect.

[T234]

If I lived in a medical state I would just grow my own and call it a day.

[T234]

In California you can get a card for a bad haircut apparently 

[Mupepe]

Yeah dude, my basement gets way colder than that. Hmph. I suppose if everything was elevated off the ground and the furnace was running. *shrug*

And I wouldn't hold you responsible for me taking too much I tend to not do anything half way. 

Get a space heater and a temperature controlled plug that will shut it off at a certain temp.  Anything over 80 degrees will cause them to stretch.  You don't have to start worrying about temp until the 50's.  The 60's are completely fine, though not ideal.  The 70's are perfect.  Low 80's is a bit too warm but will still do.  Upper 80's is too warm, supplement with c02.  Anything above 90 and you need to figure something out.

[T234]

Yeah the only thing that handles 80 plus well are tropical sativas (120 day flowering, 15 foot no matter what you try to do to keep em short) that only grow well in equatorial regions.

[Brehvolution]

I had a roommate that grew and he used bat guano in the soil. That and the walls covered in tinfoil were the only things I remember about it.

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Because the weed was so good it made me dumber.

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[Mupepe]

walls covered in tin foil?  rookie mistake.    Foil is only about 40-50% reflective and creates hot spots which can either cause heat stress on the plant or in worse situations a fire.  Flat white paint is 85-90% reflective and mylar is cheap as hell and is the best solution.

bat guano is a good nitrogen additive though.

[Brehvolution]

Not sure it was tin foil, but it was a silvery reflective surface.

Damn Mups, you know your stuff. Did you go to weed college or something?

[Mupepe]

You see the little red hairs?  This is definitely the highest grade hydroponics in the city.

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I've got a lot of friends that grow 

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[Brehvolution]

You are my Half Baked buddy. 

[Mupepe]

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd rather buy weed from Mups than T234

[Mupepe]

I won't assault with you a dildo unless you ask me to.

[T234]

I'd rather buy weed from Mups than T234

The shit I'd get you would have you either numb or freaking the fuck out.

On a semi related note, I am literally twitching and giggling uncontrollably right now.

[Phoenix Dark]

Got any weed that tastes like Sour Patch Kids?

[Mupepe]

Got any weed that tastes like Sour Patch Kids?

http://www.solosemillasdemarihuana.com/tienda-marihuana/images/sterling_haze-nirvana-reg.jpg

or at least sterling haze tends to look like it would taste like sour patch kids

[Boogie]

The fact is, the dude got greedy.  That's the real issue.  200+ plants is fucking overkill.  I know Cali is expensive but this dude was just dumb.  He could have followed the procedure to grow legally but he's obviously an idiot. 

The equipment in a grow op does not use THAT much energy unless you're well... growing 200+ fucking plants.  What a dumbass.

200 plants is overkill?

Pfft, we don't bat an eye until we get at least 400 plants in a grow.

[Boogie]

Also, I think I'm starting to get an idea how Mups affords all those nice cars he has... 

[Boogie]

Yeah well weed is practically common law legal up there 

Well, we still take down the grow.  It's just the dude tending it only gets 4 months jail and 8 months probation.

[Mupepe]

 

200 plants is overkill just because it's greedy for one guy.  with those kinds of penalties, Boogie I can understand why someone might take the risk up in Canada.  but not here. with that many plants you start needing industrial ventilation systems, professional temperature control systems and atmosphere control (c02, etc).  No way can homeboy keep it a stealth grow.  Anyone who walks into his house knows what he does I bet.  Not even that but with 200 plants that's a full time job now.  I'd imagine it's a SOG setup so he's probably harvesting at least 10 lbs every 2 weeks.  Between checking the water condition from all the different systems (if it's soil then it's even more time consuming), checking plants for diseases or signs of problems, correcting any issues such as ph imbalance or overfeeding/nute burn, burnt out pumps, trimming, FIM'ing, topping, LST'ing, repotting, changing water, harvesting/curing and rotating grow stations this guy has no time to work so he has no alibi for his money.  And he lives in a state where he could very easily get a license to grow!  Idiot, idiot, idiot.