Author Topic: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose (Read 1726 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** September 15, 2011, 11:31:09 PM »

Lately I've noticed my right armpit gets musty significantly faster than my left armpit. Even after a day of minor movements, like a day at the office, I get home and notice the slight whiff of odor. This started happening last year, but stopped sometime in late winter of this year. I recently (about a month ago) changed my deodorant from Axe to Old Spice, and basically since then the problem returned.

When I take my morning shower the left armpit will just smell like the deodorant I put on the previous morning, whereas the right will smell like I didn't use any deodorant/musty. I don't get it

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:35:23 PM »

Congratulations, you've finally hit puberty

Robo · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:39:03 PM »

Dr. Bore recommends that you put your left hand on your balls when you're beating off instead of burying it in your armpit. That's just weird.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:44:16 PM »

Where's Smooth Groove? He's in med school. I'm serious, this shit is annoying. I'm pretty sure the smell isn't noticeable by other people, but still $:-\$

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:47:12 PM »

Sometimes when I put on my sunglasses, the right lens fogs up for a few seconds, but the left one doesn't. Why the fuck does that happen? I'm pretty sure the smell isn't noticeable by other people, but still.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:57:54 PM »

This is just gross

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2011, 11:58:22 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2011, 11:31:09 PM

Lately I've noticed my right armpit gets musty significantly faster than my left armpit. Even after a day of minor movements, like a day at the office, I get home and notice the slight whiff of odor. This started happening last year, but stopped sometime in late winter of this year. I recently (about a month ago) changed my deodorant from Axe to Old Spice, and basically since then the problem returned.

When I take my morning shower the left armpit will just smell like the deodorant I put on the previous morning, whereas the right will smell like I didn't use any deodorant/musty. I don't get it

Puberty, congrats

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2011, 12:05:53 AM »

You've been jerking it too much with the right. Switch hands every now and then.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2011, 12:24:02 AM »

Quote from: demi on September 15, 2011, 11:58:22 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2011, 11:31:09 PM
Lately I've noticed my right armpit gets musty significantly faster than my left armpit. Even after a day of minor movements, like a day at the office, I get home and notice the slight whiff of odor. This started happening last year, but stopped sometime in late winter of this year. I recently (about a month ago) changed my deodorant from Axe to Old Spice, and basically since then the problem returned.

When I take my morning shower the left armpit will just smell like the deodorant I put on the previous morning, whereas the right will smell like I didn't use any deodorant/musty. I don't get it

Puberty, congrats

drozmight · « **Reply #9 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:16:49 AM »

Is that old spice shit an antiperspirant as well?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:19:42 AM »

sometimes my left nut hangs lower than my right

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:26:52 AM »

Why is my skin brown?? Give me a diagnosis

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:41:07 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 16, 2011, 03:26:52 AM

Why is my skin brown?? Give me a diagnosis

Reverse vitiligo. That'll be $250, honkey.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:43:12 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #14 on:** September 16, 2011, 03:57:42 AM »

See a doctor. You may have a fungus or bacteria in your armpit.

If you aren't insured or some crap, shave your armpit and use some Lotrimin, see if it clears up.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** September 16, 2011, 08:35:24 AM »

Groogrux · « **Reply #16 on:** September 16, 2011, 08:38:52 AM »

Jesus.... switch deodorants...

Quote from: Stringer Bell on September 16, 2011, 03:26:52 AM

Why is my skin brown?? Give me a diagnosis

Your skin is brown?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17 on:** September 16, 2011, 10:43:16 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on September 16, 2011, 08:35:24 AM

AIDS

Yep. Black, musty AIDS which is like the worst kind.

BlackMage · « **Reply #18 on:** September 16, 2011, 10:45:59 AM »

da fuck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** September 16, 2011, 09:00:48 PM »

I doubt it's the deodorant because when I first started using Axe, I had the same problem; but after awhile it stopped. Maybe my glands just have to get used to Old Spice

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Author Topic: Doctor-Bore I need a diagnose (Read 1726 times)