FUCKED UP Relationship thread of BM is a cursed mother fucker.

[Bebpo]

Yeah, that's where I am too.  OKC account is deleted and gone, girls are all gone, just starting fresh again.


Though why would you forgive her for almost killing you and then trying to pin it on you and send you to jail?  I've hated women for far less; like complaining too much about walking.

[chronovore]

Yeah, that's where I am too.  OKC account is deleted and gone, girls are all gone, just starting fresh again.


Though why would you forgive her for almost killing you and then trying to pin it on you and send you to jail?  I've hated women for far less; like complaining too much about walking.

Rename Bebpo to "George Costanza."

[BlackMage]

That's just how I am. As long as the person knows they did wrong, learns from it, and wants to fix it, then I'll forgive them, well as long as nobody got hurt or killed. I mean, things won't be the same between me and her obviously, but.. yeah.. it is what it is. Repeat offenders don't apply, of course. I'll prolly never see her again anyway so it doesn't really matter.

[BlueTsunami]

Now she's gonna poke holes in your condoms

Seriously, get the fuck out!

[BlackMage]

If the media can forgive Michael Vick, I can forgive this. 

[BlueTsunami]

Pack your own, nukka!

[Bebpo]

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Uh, the idea is if they poke holes in condoms or lie about birth control then they WANT to get pregnant and have a kid to fuck up your life and force a connection to you.  They're not going to abort in these cases.

[Phoenix Dark]

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Uh, the idea is if they poke holes in condoms or lie about birth control then they WANT to get pregnant and have a kid to fuck up your life and force a connection to you.  They're not going to abort in these cases.

invite her to Olive Garden, sneak tansy into her drink. Problem solved

[chronovore]

 

[BlueTsunami]

Glen has to be feigning ignorance otherwise he's unknowingly spread his seed across the Pan-Asian Pacific coast

[Mr. Gundam]

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Uh, the idea is if they poke holes in condoms or lie about birth control then they WANT to get pregnant and have a kid to fuck up your life and force a connection to you.  They're not going to abort in these cases.

invite her to Olive Garden, sneak tansy into her drink. Problem solved

"Olive Garden, is there anything they can't do?"

[Himu]

GET AN STD TEST

[BlueTsunami]

'Dat relationship loop. Such a hellish cycle. BM's sweet personality and rugged Ryder Strong looks deserve better but what do I know.

[Madrun Badrun]

I feel like I missed something.  We timeskipped from September to Busi saying girl was trouble and Himu suggesting an STD test.

[Bloodwake]

You dated my exgirlfriend?

[Reb]

Ugh Bloodwake, stop trying to shoehorn your one relationship in every conversation.

[Phoenix Dark]

I will have you know BM has dated many women