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Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« on: September 28, 2011, 09:36:55 AM »
Inspired by the beer thread.

Mine has always been the Dirty Martini.  Drop of Vermouth (and I do mean a DROP, swirled around in the glass),  decent quality vodka (depends, I like Three Olive fine), splash of olive juice/brine (around 1/4 of a shot), double olives on the pick, and a single cocktail onion dropped into bottom of the glass.  I like them so much I even have a little kit I keep on the shelf with shaker, measuring shot glass, and glass picks.

I also like a good Bloody Mary.  This place - http://www.lynnsparadisecafe.com/ - makes the best Bloody Mary I have ever had.

Can't do shots of anything anymore.  I have a friend my age who still spends his weekend nights chasing vodka shots with beer, I would imagine his liver looks like one of those things you see in jars at county fair sideshows.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2011, 09:53:15 AM »
Booty sweat with the after taste of beer in my mouth.

Ill drink one to your health DC.

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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2011, 10:31:31 AM »
Long Island Ice Tea

if the night doesn't end up with you pissing your pants and forgetting your name then it's pretty much pointless

(lol, i will hit 150 days with out drinking anything in about 4 days time - i've forgotten the joy of booze)

The first time I had one of these was in Toronto, ironically.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2011, 10:34:39 AM »
Either white/black russian or a Jack and Coke with a tad extra coke. Both with cherry. Mostly a white/black russian; my favorite mixed drink.
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2011, 10:38:37 AM »
Vodka tonic or whiskey sour.  Tend not to go with a whiskey sour unless I have an idea of how the bartender mixes the drink, though.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2011, 10:41:40 AM »
I'd make a pitcher of kamikaze back in the day. Now I just prefer an 18 year old Jameson.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2011, 11:04:08 AM »
Jack Daniels and coke

If it's Single Barrel or Gentleman's Jack then just on the rocks.

If not that, then some OJ and vodka will do just fine. 

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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2011, 11:19:50 AM »
back when I drank often, whiskey sour- I wouldnt turn down a long island tho ;)
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2011, 11:23:03 AM »
I don't do mixed drinks, unless "hot water and whisky" counts.

I guess about once every couple years I'll have whisky, Bailey's, Kahlua, on ice -- I was told this is a "B-52," then a bartender told me, "No, son."

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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2011, 11:25:36 AM »
I wish I knew a bar where the bartenders were old enough to call me "son" lol
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2011, 11:28:12 AM »
yeah, i like whiskey sours, too, they're just so hit or miss depending on the bartender

i like a good white russian every once in a while, but once i have that i can't drink anything else
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2011, 11:31:19 AM »
At the end of the day if I was drinking on my own i'd just have a scotch/bourbon neat. It was just fun to order something I was too lazy to mix correctly on my own while I was out.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2011, 12:12:07 PM »
If I'm drinking to get drunk, then whiskey neat with a shitty beer chaser.

If I'm drinking socially, probably the White Russian.  The Dude abides.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2011, 12:32:01 PM »
Moscow Mule

prefer Fever Tree ginger beer and Tito's Vodka



lime and mint required, copper mug preferred

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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2011, 12:39:45 PM »
btw that is "signature" in the strongest sense of the term - people expect it when they come to our parties, and I own a delacquered, hand-polished set of copper mugs for serving

my fiancée's signature cocktail is self-created:

1.5 oz gin (Citadelle or Bluecoat)
1.0 oz Canton
top with lemonade
lemon garnish
maraschino cherry garnish

Basically a reconstructed Tom Collins.

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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2011, 12:41:40 PM »
Old fashioned

I order an old fashioned and the bar tenders don't know what the fuck it is ???
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2011, 12:45:00 PM »
Old fashioned

I order an old fashioned and the bar tenders don't know what the fuck it is ???

Old-fashioned and gin-and-tonic are my go-to drinks in public. Turns out, even the cheapest whisky is delicious when mixed with equal parts fruit and sugar. :shh
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2011, 12:48:38 PM »
Tanqueray and tonic with two limes.
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2011, 04:16:57 PM »
Used to be something I called Cough Syrup until an unfortunate incident with my heart one New Years.

1/4 pt Grey Goose
1/4 pt Cherry Dr. P
1/4 pt Rhythm caffeinated vodka liqueur
1/4 pt Red Bull

Add Maraschino cherries/grenadine to taste.  Chug.



Now it's just whiskey, no rocks.
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« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2011, 04:47:59 PM »
Gin & Tonic :drool
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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2011, 05:47:13 PM »
Whiskey Sour. The bars I go to don't fuck it up.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2011, 07:19:46 PM »
Old fashioned

You stole my drink.

After that I like white-russians, seven and sevens, and whiskey sours with lime juice.
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« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2011, 08:20:22 PM »
Moved on from long islands to jack and coke. I don't really do mixed drinks.

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I friend told me to try this last week. Is it really that good?

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« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2011, 02:34:51 AM »
yeah, tito's is a pretty good vodka

ill drink anything with liquor in it, but if im just trying to get in the drinking mood, i always go with a tanqueray & tonic.  delicious and goes down so easy
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2011, 02:43:31 AM »
What's the best vodka to make a White Russian with?
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2011, 02:44:14 AM »
Old fashioned

:bow

I love these types of drinks.

I had a real good drink fairly recently:
- some chargrilled pineapple flavoured tequila
- muddled palm sugar and lime wedges
- lots of ice

it was great! Cant remember the name of the cocktail. It was something spanish
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2011, 02:44:56 AM »
What's the best vodka to make a White Russian with?

Anything, really. Youre only going to taste the kahlua and milk. You wouldnt want to waste anything expensive on a white russian.
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« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2011, 04:18:58 AM »
remember, if you need to lean over to pick up the bottle of liquor off the shelf, you shouldnt be drinking it!
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2011, 04:20:58 AM »
What's the best vodka to make a White Russian with?

Preeeeeetty much what Scenester said.  I wouldn't use the cheapest shit you can find but there's nothing wrong with using some Smirnoff or Stoli. 
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2011, 09:52:27 AM »
yeah you NEVER want to go too cheap, even for very basic drinks like a white russian. Absolut is a smooth, general vodka, no idea if it's very expensive in the US
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2011, 09:53:27 AM »
Used to be something I called Cough Syrup until an unfortunate incident with my heart one New Years.

1/4 pt Grey Goose
1/4 pt Cherry Dr. P
1/4 pt Rhythm caffeinated vodka liqueur
1/4 pt Red Bull

Add Maraschino cherries/grenadine to taste.  Chug.



Now it's just whiskey, no rocks.

you wasted Grey Goose on that shit? I mean, I'd down one of those, but its a pretty low-brow drink for such good vodka.

how many did you drink before you had a heart attack?
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2011, 12:36:36 PM »
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I friend told me to try this last week. Is it really that good?

Yes, Tito's is the real deal, unlike overrated fast-fashion brands Grey Goose, Belvedere, Absolut, etc.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2011, 12:53:42 PM »
caffinated booze is just a bad idea- pick a horse I say
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« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2011, 12:56:40 PM »
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I friend told me to try this last week. Is it really that good?

Yes, Tito's is the real deal, unlike overrated fast-fashion brands Grey Goose, Belvedere, Absolut, etc.
Cool, I'll definitely try that next time.

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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2011, 12:57:50 PM »
I had heard you can just run cheap vodka through a water filter and it gets awesome? Any truth to that?
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« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2011, 01:07:52 PM »
I had heard you can just run cheap vodka through a water filter and it gets awesome? Any truth to that?

http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/474541

tl;dr: it improves the taste, but it's still nowhere as good as top-shelf, and it quickly destroys the filter
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« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2011, 01:18:52 PM »
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« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2011, 01:25:15 PM »
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2011, 01:54:57 PM »
Patel- needs moar whiskey
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2011, 01:58:55 PM »
Patel- needs moar whiskey

I'm not much of a whisky guy - I have a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black and some Glenfidditch 12-Year, plus some Bulleit and Buffalo Trace Bourbon.

(Whisky's in the back cause I barely ever drink it. :( Come over and drink my whisky!)
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« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2011, 03:35:23 PM »
What happened? Chest pains? Arrhythmia?

how many did you drink before you had a heart attack?

Four pint glasses of this in 30 mins, a bit heavy handed on the vodka.  Ex was at a party, and I was trying to make it so I couldn't see her anymore.  Heart ended up going pitter-pat too fast, and it really messed with my mind.  Ended up calling someone for a ride home (which I never do) and took my blood pressure once I got home, which had tanked to the point where I probably should have been dead.  Don't remember off hand exactly what it was.  Though I remember my pulse being somewhere over 120 bpm.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2011, 03:49:09 PM »
I also like a good Bloody Mary.  This place - http://www.lynnsparadisecafe.com/ - makes the best Bloody Mary I have ever had.

Same, though I prefer the Bloody Caesar. Gotta have dat Clam. Also best hangover cure ever.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2011, 04:03:02 PM »
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1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda


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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2011, 04:29:39 PM »
Why mix all of those liquors?

Cuz it gets you drunk nancy boy

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« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2011, 04:42:54 PM »
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Adios Motherfucker recipe

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda



If we're talking about these kinds of mixed drinks then I'll say...

Jungle Juice
1 L Everclear® alcohol
5.25 L(3 1.75L bottles) vodka
1 bottle peach schnapps
1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum
1 bottle 99 Apples® apple schnapps
10 L Sprite® soda
1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice
1 L triple sec
1.75 Lbottle gin
1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine
8 L Hawaiian Punch®
2 containers orange juice concentrate
fruit (as much as desired)

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« Reply #45 on: September 29, 2011, 04:46:37 PM »
AMF

Adios Motherfucker recipe

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda



If we're talking about these kinds of mixed drinks then I'll say...

Jungle Juice
1 L Everclear® alcohol
5.25 L(3 1.75L bottles) vodka
1 bottle peach schnapps
1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum
1 bottle 99 Apples® apple schnapps
10 L Sprite® soda
1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice
1 L triple sec
1.75 Lbottle gin
1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine
8 L Hawaiian Punch®
2 containers orange juice concentrate
fruit (as much as desired)

My nicca

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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #46 on: September 29, 2011, 04:50:05 PM »
*daps*

Jungle Juice was our goto drink in High School.  With all the shit thrown in you could barely taste anything and you only needed very little to fuck you up.

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« Reply #47 on: September 29, 2011, 05:06:14 PM »
What is that - a bathtub's worth?
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« Reply #48 on: September 29, 2011, 05:09:40 PM »
should fill one of those big sports coolers.  It's a poor person's party drink.

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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #49 on: September 29, 2011, 06:03:59 PM »
Patel- needs moar whiskey

I'm not much of a whisky guy - I have a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black and some Glenfidditch 12-Year, plus some Bulleit and Buffalo Trace Bourbon.

(Whisky's in the back cause I barely ever drink it. :( Come over and drink my whisky!)

Bulleit is delicious- easily the best bourbon for the money.  Can't say anything bad about Glenfidditch either.  I would officially drink with you, sir.
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Re: Your signature mixed drink :monocle
« Reply #50 on: September 29, 2011, 06:13:23 PM »
Patel- needs moar whiskey

I'm not much of a whisky guy - I have a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black and some Glenfidditch 12-Year, plus some Bulleit and Buffalo Trace Bourbon.

(Whisky's in the back cause I barely ever drink it. :( Come over and drink my whisky!)

Bulleit is delicious- easily the best bourbon for the money.  Can't say anything bad about Glenfidditch either.  I would officially drink with you, sir.

...I feel like Jimmy Page just offered to jam with me. :-[
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« Reply #51 on: September 29, 2011, 06:57:56 PM »
Triumph offering to drink with you is like me offering to smoke with you, I would reckon. An honor befitting only the connoisseur of gettin fucked up.
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« Reply #52 on: September 29, 2011, 07:25:04 PM »
Plus, let's face it- I've only got so many healthy liver cells left.  The fact that any time could be the last time adds a certain tension to any drinking sesh!


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« Reply #53 on: September 29, 2011, 08:50:09 PM »
damn, patel.  impressive collection there.

I'm boring.  Gin and Tonic forever.

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« Reply #54 on: September 29, 2011, 09:27:09 PM »
Bourbon neat.  If I'm feeling crazy I might get a couple ice cubes. 

This.

Although if I'm looking for a mixed drink, then I like a good Kentucky Highball.  Ale-8-One (local ginger ale from Kentucky) and Maker's Mark on ice.

One thing I learned from a friend is that if you truly take pride in your bourbon, you'll never mix a top shelf with ANYTHING.  Maker's ain't exactly top shelf, but it isn't the bottom of the barrel either.

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« Reply #55 on: September 29, 2011, 10:30:21 PM »
When my project ships I am going to open a bottle of El Dorado 21-year Special Reserve and I am going to drink it neat as hell.


:bow patel

me and my fiancee shared a bottle of this the night we first hooked up :-[


also ive gotta say last time i drank jungle juice i ended up passed out against a tree with my dick out.  NEVER AGAIN
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« Reply #56 on: September 29, 2011, 11:50:06 PM »
I'm not a big spirit etc drinker but I like green Chartreuse.  In a glass.

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« Reply #57 on: September 29, 2011, 11:53:52 PM »
G and T in the Summer
Rye and Coke in the Winter
Wine and Scorch all year round

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« Reply #58 on: September 30, 2011, 08:56:41 PM »


This is what I've been into lately. An easy bourbon whiskey with honey that I mix with grapefruit or cranberry juice or just have it on the rocks. Adding a mint leaf is nice.

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« Reply #59 on: October 01, 2011, 12:54:33 AM »
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This is what I've been into lately. An easy bourbon whiskey with honey that I mix with grapefruit or cranberry juice or just have it on the rocks. Adding a mint leaf is nice.
I wonder if that's similar to Wild Turkey American Honey.