My grandmother knitted these for me. Love you Grammy!
wow those look super comfortable and yet still grizzly!
also, nice crochet work! your grandma must be a whizz with the hook.
would your grandma knit me a pair (but with googly eyes)? i can do paypal or bitcoin transfer and would be super grateful.
otherwise (or maybe as well) i'll probably go with these (basically a less homely version):

how about i offer to pay your F*cking Grandma US$89.95 which is what those cost?