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MrAngryFace

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This is a Big Oil television commercial
« on: October 06, 2011, 09:55:30 PM »
Oil Company: Hay motherfuckers check out my OLD NAVY WARDRObE Im like you and/or environmentalist workin on the INSIDE

Avg Joe: So like, could you stop being greedy?

Oil Company: Haha what're you talking about?! WE DONAted A BILLION dollars to some motherfucker goin to school so back the fuck off

Avg Joe: We should really try and help the environment.

Oil Company: FUCKIN OIL SANDS! God made sand! Science n shit back here behind me, its safe!

Avg Joe: errr

Oil Company: Yeah, bitch *crosses arms*
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: This is a Big Oil television commercial
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 09:59:12 PM »
my uncle: fuck land, invest in sand. they got oil in sand now

no lie :fbm
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Re: This is a Big Oil television commercial
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2011, 12:18:38 AM »
[youtube=560,345]URGcs4WV1fY[/youtube]

Not satire.   :-\
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: This is a Big Oil television commercial
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2011, 12:32:34 AM »
omg that sounds awesome. where can I go to buy some of this "carbon dioxide" or "CO2" or (as the cool cats say) "Life" ?
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Re: This is a Big Oil television commercial
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2011, 12:48:02 AM »
GOD C02 IS SO AMAZING

WHY HASN'T SOMEONE BOTTLED THIS STUFF YET I'D HUFF IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY
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Re: This is a Big Oil television commercial
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2011, 01:02:12 AM »
Can the environment power the vehicles necessary for me to move comfortably around the city or  power my pc and vidya consoles? no? then back the fuck up and let big oil be, hippies!!!
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Re: This is a Big Oil television commercial
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2011, 08:42:34 AM »
Let's put some oil execs in a room full of CO2 and see how much life comes out.
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Re: This is a Big Oil television commercial
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2011, 08:44:41 AM »
Watch this nice docu.

Small Irish community fighting against Shell. :rock

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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Joe Molotov

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Re: This is a Big Oil television commercial
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2011, 09:55:14 AM »
Pooping. It's essential for life. It comes from animal life. The oceans. SO WHY DID I GET ARRESTED FOR TAKING A DUMP ON THE SIDEWALK?? Damn liberal politicians and their anti-crap agendas.
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