According to the critics, universally.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1065684-braveheart/ http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/kingdom_of_heaven/ But is it a better movie? This is the question that popped up in my head shortly after starting to watch this two and a half hour epic. Normally I love these kinds of movies; to me it's pretty hard to fuck up swords, warriors, princesses, etc (see: Eragon, Princess Bride). So obviously I went into this thinking that Kingdom of Heaven would be pretty awesome. Not only does it have swords, warriors, and princesses, it also has Orlando Bloom
HELL YES
and Jeremy Irons
HELL YES x10
and Liam Neeson
HELL YES
The movie certainly
looks good. The cinematography is simply stunning, and it captures the beautiful scenery in the movie quite nicely. The art direction/costumes/etc is also very well done; it's clear that the movie tries really hard to be historically accurate in this area.
And with all this badass-ery you'd expect an awesome movie am I rite?
Incorrect
To the contrary, Kingdom of Heaven is a boring, over the top example of an epic gone wrong. On nearly every level the movie fails to make any mark whatsoever.
Quite early it's pretty clear that the acting and writing must not have been important to the film's creators. With the exception of a few good preformances (Irons) the acting is phoned in with little to no charisma or interest. On the other hand Braveheart features a lot of hammy/cheesy preformances; but at least they're rousing at various points. Kingdom of Heaven instead opts to skip the very basics of what makes a movie good.
It's pretty hard to write a bad epic movie. Yet here, the lines are extremely lackluster and dull. Nothing stands out. I'm a sucker for emotional speeches in movies; 90% of the time I love them, ESPECIALLY in movies like this. But here the speeches are so lifeless - in part due to poor acting and weak writing - that they cannot stand up to the great speeches in movie past.
VIDEO VIDEO Well since the writing and acting were clearly not important to the movie's creators, and this is Ridley Scott afterall...it must have kickass action and battle scenes right?
Incorrect
The action is over produced and over the top to ridiculous proportions. Scoot tries to use many of the same effects from his previous movies like Gladiator in Kingdom of Heaven, but they simply do not translate well at all. The slow motion, bullet time (well, arrow time) effects simply don't belong in historical epics, which is what Kingdom of Heaven pretends to be. Nothing seems intimate or sincere about the battles; instead it seems like they are made to look as pretty as the movie's lead actor. Well, there was nothing pretty about the Crusades. For all its flaws, Braveheart got this notion down quite well. The battles in that movie are viseral, brutal, and well shot. Slow motion effects work well in small scale battles, like in Gladiator, but here it doesn't fit. Not with this many people.
In the end it's not hard for me to see why this movie was universally panned and did poorly at the boxoffice. The genre of historical epics is filled with classic movies such as Spacticus, Ben Hurr, and Conan the Barbarian; the bar is set pretty high. Sadly Kingdom of Heaven's overproduced bombast weighs it down so much that it simply cannot reach the bar. It gets the fundementals wrong, and no amount of technological brilliance can overcome this. I like Bloom, but he simply cannot carry a two and a half hour movie. He seems best when he's complimenting the lead actor (Depp, Rush, Mortensen, etc) instead of being the lead actor.
5/10