And when I say BEAST, I don't mean hideous toothed vagina. Be there, or be GAY.
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THAT'S RIGHT YOU ASSHOLES. I'M GOING THERE, AND YOU WILL BE TOO IF YOU WANT TO SNORT THE FINEST COCAINE OFF GRACE'S NAKED THIGHS WHILE TALKING ABOUT THE TASTIEST LADYBOY'S YOU'VE EXPERIENCED. BE THERE OR HAVE GAS.
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WAS WEEKEND AT BERNIES SO COMPLICATED THAT YOU HAD TO GET YOUR FRAT BROTHERS TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU? THEN EVILBORE HAS THE MOVIE FOR YOU: DISORDERLIES, FEATURING THE FAT BOYS. SPOILER FOR EVERY JOKE IN THE MOVIE:
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Watch it or else you have to eat out Christopher's butthole the next time his fraternity bro rapes him.
