Bernie Madoff and old lady wanted to kill themselves...

[Groogrux]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-18560_162-20126063/bernard-and-ruth-madoff-attempted-suicide-says-ruth-in-her-first-interview/

And I have to say,

[Brehvolution]

Can't do anything right.

[Human Snorenado]

Poor Bernie.  If only he'd done the right thing and stole from poor and middle class people, he wouldn't be worrying about this shit.

[Groogrux]

I just don't get why anybody would care about those two worthless fucks?

The only news that would have stirred anything in me would have been, "Bernie Madoff and old lady killed themselves."

[Joe Molotov]

TL;DR Version

"Wah, we were just so sad when people started saying mean things about us because we stole billions of dollars so we OD'd on Ambien and woke up well rested and full of energy, The End."

[Groogrux]

TL;DR Version

"Wah, we were just so sad when people started saying mean things about us because we stole billions of dollars so we OD'd on Ambien and woke up well rested and full of energy, The End."

 

[Phoenix Dark]

oh man, now i feel sorry for them

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