Yo 'bore,
As you cats know, I met a girl and we fell in love and then she needed a place to live and, so, despite knowing each other for less than 3 weeks, she moved into my tiny apartment. I'm sure the adventures will come fast and furious, so hereby I announce a new GilloD project.
"The Adventures of Hot Roommate Whom I am Doing", consider it a spinoff of "Adventures of Fat Roommate, who I will never do"
So far, life has been good. I picked her up at the airport, we went to a friends for NYE, drank way too much, felt each other up and passed out. We got lost on the way back to Brooklyn, but we still made it home in time to catch Jason Anderson and Harry and the Potters (Who, to my surprise, brought the ROCK) at Union Hall. Jason Anderson gave us a hug, reaffirmed our lives and then we went home to watch shitty cable TV, do it for a few hours and fall asleep.
So far, it's domestic bliss. I mean. Between the two of us, we have about four times more stuff than my apartment was ever meant to hold, but we're working it out. A boring first episode? Mayhaps. But I'm sure terrible things will start to happen. Look forward to: "The Time to We Went to Montague", "The Time We Rescued Hot Roommate-Girlfriend's Stuff From Ex-Girlfriend's Room" and "How do you dispose of a body?"